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I destroy my own luck, and I'm about to prove it.

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Hey has there been an absolute shipper shit storm over the Bleach ending yet

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collide is a flash so its a thing you watch, not read

Nothing gets by you, anon.

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What did you think of [s] Collide?

What did I think of what now?

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Maybe people don’t understand. I don’t read Homestuck anymore.

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What did you think of [s] Collide?

What did I think of what now?

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>Start Counter Forum

It is done.

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>Start Counter Thread is now going to be >Start Counter Forum because over reactions like this shouldn't be allowed to stand.

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You know, the worst aspect of this, has to be the fact that people probably completely misconstrued the joke and therefore missed all the humor.

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Moderation which INCREASES the dramatic bullshit rather than decrease it, is bad policy.

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Please tell Adric I'm not mad at him. I just feel sorry for his lack of sense of humor or ability to deal with people in a direct, forthright manner.

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Some people have no sense of humor.

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I was banned for treating these people like idiots.

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So I was right, clearly.

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Hey I just realized something! Remember in the Venture Brothers Season 6 Teaser how the Guild Hi-Jacks the broadcast to talk about a “killer of villains” a mysterious goatee’d man in a blue mask.

I KNOW WHO IT IS.

I just realized it just now. In the last episode, Maybe No Go, The Monarch and 21 ineffectually attempt to clear away the many villains before The Monarch in line to Arch Rusty. And then, at the end of the episode, they discover hidden beneath the Monarch’s childhood home, what basically amounts to a Batcave.

Are you putting two and two together?

That’s right the, the mysterious man in the blue mask, killing villains like some kind of Golden Age Punisher, is none other than...

THE MIGHTY MONARCH!

Think about it. His appearance matches, he has the motive, he now has the means to carry out this kind of operation right under his wife, and The Guild’s nose, but most importantly, wouldn’t this be so totally in character for the Monarch?

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You know what screw it, no point being fucking picky when literally no one wants to be your friend. I will take literally anyone. Murderers, rapists, raving lunatics, whatever. If you have a Skype, send your anonymous asks my way please with details so I can have someone to fucking talk to.

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Okay that was disheartening.

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Okay so this is a difficult thing for me to write, but...

I need some help.

Some of you may know that my buddy Raichu, who’s basically like my only friend, is basically my go to proofreader. He’s also the primary person I bounce ideas off of. Recently that’s become something of a problem, however, since he’s hardly ever online. This has meant that many of my projects that already suffer from from significant delays due to me being kind of a flake, are being delayed even worse.

So here’s my proposition. If you like the things I write, you get an opportunity to read them before anyone else does, and an inside track on all my plans. Plus, you get to be part of conversations where things like this are said:

Apparently I am a ghostly Japanese spirit/demon from a Pokemon ripoff

All you need if you want in on this is a Skype account, and to send me the information necessary to find you on Skype via tumblr ask or PM. I will not be responding to anonymous messages however, so either use your tumblr account, or indicate who you are on, say, tvtropes or whatever.

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Hey, so remember how I said I’d get two chapters out to you next week, like, two months ago?

I am a notorious liar. As it turns out, my job took up far more of my time than I anticipated. Also I think Raichu is going through some serious family issues or something but it’s not like that really would have mattered to be honest. But

Thanks to something called the "gig economy" I've lost my job! So I will definitely have some stuff written soon. How much? Let's...not put numbers on it. We'll see. Suffice it to say I don't remember the plot of this part of Bleach as well as I thought I did and leave it at that.