Who has been supplying frank with hair products and red eyeshadow in the paramour tower all these years? This goes deeper than we think 🤔
frank gave up the red eyeshadow before he was locked away 😔
That’s what frunk wants you to think...
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@imposterfrank
Who has been supplying frank with hair products and red eyeshadow in the paramour tower all these years? This goes deeper than we think 🤔
frank gave up the red eyeshadow before he was locked away 😔
That’s what frunk wants you to think...
frunkmk
i am working on a longer post
Omg what's frunk?? Do u mean frank?? Iero?
🙄 alright, guess i’ll get into that now.
tl;dr frunk (frank iero’s secret twin brother) locked frank in the paramour tower and has been living in his place for the past fifteen years
the frank/frunk theory was sparked by an interview frank did back in late 2006 i think? (you can watch it here) the interviewer asked frank if he had any siblings, and he had this to say:
very interesting and not suspicious at all, frank.
the theory that frank had a twin brother he either chose to or was forced to keep out of the spotlight grew from there. i’m not sure where all of this evidence comes from, but this is ancient bandom history so...it’s basically public domain ykwim?
some things came to the surface shortly after the video, such as this picture that’s supposedly frank and his twin brother frunk as kids.
eventually people started asking questions, especially about the initial interview that tipped us off. note the freudian slip; he clearly starts to refer to his twin brother FRANK, but why would frank refer to himself? i am a twin and would NEVER call myself by my sister’s name by mistake.
that’s when we started to wonder if it wasn’t frank we were seeing but actually frunk. it’s clear to people who have spent a while on frunkblr when frank is talking and when frunk is talking, and there’s a very obvious time divide.
what is that time divide, you ask? well, think about it. frank would never willingly leave the spotlight, so frunk obviously had to have coerced him to stay away. when would he have gotten the chance to take over his life?
OBVIOUSLY, THEIR STAY AT THE PARAMOUR. they stayed there in the spring of 2006, and frank was never the same again. take a look at this comparison that someone made:
it’s pretty obvious to me that this isn’t the same person. people got pretty mad about it, understandably. if “frank” is truly frunk then he needs to face prison time or worse.
some people got memey about it, but i don’t think that’s right considering the seriousness of the matter.
the real nail in the coffin of the frunk theory, as far as i’m concerned, that really proves it for me is the evidence of the paramour mansion itself. there’s a picture from someone’s wedding at the paramour taken in the last few years, and if you look, really, really close you can see someone in the window of the tower that looks a lot like frank. real frank, if you’re a #frunker.
here’s the photo:
here’s the tower, enhanced:
tell me that’s not frank. tell me that FRUNK DIDN’T LOCK FRANK IN THE TOWER AND LEAVE HIM THERE.
anyway, frunk (or frank, whoever) isn’t that subtle about it lol. i mean look at his twitter:
yall dont deserve the frunk explanation
where is the FUCKING FRUNK POST 😤😤
all will be answered in due time, i’m working on something comprehensive rn <3