Don't Look Back

You can call me Sleuth. [[Independent Problem Sleuth blog, please read the About page!]]

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

If you give me your personal address, I will gift you with a set of lint rollers. They’re truly a life changer.

I won’t pry. You aren’t my business.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Pfft. Sadly, I don’ have any pets, but ’m glad you’ve found a solution that helps your control problem. ’s not that big of a deal. Just things coming back together like I kinda hoped, relationship-wise.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Allow me to rephrase: I don’t care. But I see that you must be getting back together with a Spades. The two of you often are involved somehow.

Red or black.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Jeeze. You ever take a break from being cold? I dunno. Red, really. I think.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Mazel tov. Between your personalities, I’m not sure how that works out.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Me either But we always seem t'come back to each other, in the end.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

If you give me your personal address, I will gift you with a set of lint rollers. They’re truly a life changer.

I won’t pry. You aren’t my business.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Pfft. Sadly, I don’ have any pets, but ’m glad you’ve found a solution that helps your control problem. ’s not that big of a deal. Just things coming back together like I kinda hoped, relationship-wise.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Allow me to rephrase: I don’t care. But I see that you must be getting back together with a Spades. The two of you often are involved somehow.

Red or black.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Jeeze. You ever take a break from being cold? I dunno. Red, really. I think.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

If you give me your personal address, I will gift you with a set of lint rollers. They’re truly a life changer.

I won’t pry. You aren’t my business.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Pfft. Sadly, I don' have any pets, but 'm glad you've found a solution that helps your control problem. 's not that big of a deal. Just things coming back together like I kinda hoped, relationship-wise.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

@impromptudiplomacy

Always a pleasure to see a Sleuth. What may I do for you, detective.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Sorry to say I can’t say the same for Droogs. No offense, but it makes my job just that much harder But y'dont seem to be up to anything right now, so. Maybe some conversation? How’re you?

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Of course.

If I were up to something, how would you know. Not that it would affect you; I am certain you have no jurisdiction over my City. I am well. I’ve spent my weekend maintaining my household.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Well that’s just the problem, innit. But it does give me some reason t'talk t'you. Can’t say I knew. What’d all you get up to?

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Menial tasks. Cleaning, rearranging furniture. Tending my cats. Perusing select magazines in between.

I’m certain your time has been more involved. After all, not everyone has the great luxury of being… average.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Oh, you’ve got cats? Are they hairless, or d’you shave ‘em? Can’t imagine a Droog that’s okay with cat hair on his things.

Average is pretty a’right, but I dunno know much ‘bout what it feels like. Jus’ been workin’ on cases, fixin’ up some personal biz.

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

@impromptudiplomacy

Always a pleasure to see a Sleuth. What may I do for you, detective.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Sorry to say I can’t say the same for Droogs. No offense, but it makes my job just that much harder But y'dont seem to be up to anything right now, so. Maybe some conversation? How’re you?

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

Of course.

If I were up to something, how would you know. Not that it would affect you; I am certain you have no jurisdiction over my City. I am well. I’ve spent my weekend maintaining my household.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Well that's just the problem, innit. But it does give me some reason t'talk t'you. Can't say I knew. What'd all you get up to?

[diamondhoplophile-blog]

@impromptudiplomacy

Always a pleasure to see a Sleuth. What may I do for you, detective.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Sorry to say I can't say the same for Droogs. No offense, but it makes my job just that much harder But y'dont seem to be up to anything right now, so. Maybe some conversation? How're you?

[sacchasteria]

Aww, ain’t you just charitable! ;y

Well, in general, uh. I’m still cursed, so that’s just the bottoms. But! I think I’ve been doin’ good, you oughta SEE my book these days. I’ve made a couple new friends, though, I’m trying not to forget them. It’s been a long time since I’ve forgotten EVERYTHING, so that’s berries! But thinking on that, it must've​ been a long time since we last jawwed…?

Other than that, I guess work is okay. I’m writing home keeping articles since big news is… uh. Guess you’ve gotta have a good mind for that, haha. But!! They dunno how sloppy I am. Joke’s on them! >:U

What about you??

[impromptudiplomacy]

I pride myself on givin’ back to my community

Hilly, that sounds amazin’. ‘m real glad you’re just truckin’ along no matter what, you were always a helluva tough cookie an’ it does me good t’know you aint been stopped yet. It’s be a minute, yeah, but I ain’t been around much, so don’t worry a bit.

Ahhh so you’re trickin’ ‘em right under their noses! 15 life hacks that you’ve never used

‘m real good right now, things ‘re kinda lookin’ up for me.

[sacchasteria]

Aw, thanks, real flatterer aren'tcha?

Tell me bout it! What’s looking up?

[impromptudiplomacy]

Weren't born with a silver spoon, musta melted on my tongue. Most everything. Friends are poppin' back up, cases getting tied up. Feels kinda normal.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Afternoon Sleuth. No, I dont want any trouble, just finally decided to come out of my own hiding. How have you been? (Pls dont mind me)

…

Hi, Droog. I’m fine, thanks. Guess I could ask the same.

[saxophonesandcuesticks]

Been better. Though I cant complain too much because I finally managed to get out of bed this morning.

[impromptudiplomacy]

ah

good for you

[impromptudiplomacy]

****** ;)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Who could THIS be...........

[sacchasteria]

Aww, ain’t you just charitable! ;y

Well, in general, uh. I’m still cursed, so that’s just the bottoms. But! I think I’ve been doin’ good, you oughta SEE my book these days. I’ve made a couple new friends, though, I’m trying not to forget them. It’s been a long time since I’ve forgotten EVERYTHING, so that’s berries! But thinking on that, it must've​ been a long time since we last jawwed…?

Other than that, I guess work is okay. I’m writing home keeping articles since big news is… uh. Guess you’ve gotta have a good mind for that, haha. But!! They dunno how sloppy I am. Joke’s on them! >:U

What about you??

[impromptudiplomacy]

I pride myself on givin’ back to my community

Hilly, that sounds amazin’. ‘m real glad you’re just truckin’ along no matter what, you were always a helluva tough cookie an’ it does me good t’know you aint been stopped yet. It’s be a minute, yeah, but I ain’t been around much, so don’t worry a bit.

Ahhh so you’re trickin’ ‘em right under their noses! 15 life hacks that you’ve never used

‘m real good right now, things ‘re kinda lookin’ up for me.

[impromptudiplomacy]

Afternoon Sleuth. No, I dont want any trouble, just finally decided to come out of my own hiding. How have you been? (Pls dont mind me)

...

Hi, Droog. I’m fine, thanks. Guess I could ask the same.

[impromptudiplomacy]

@gapingstabwound

okay so you get a 4 and get mad but i get 1 and thats all i get

[gapingstabwound]

fucking

okay THREE i guess dont wanna be biased

[impromptudiplomacy]

three?????

[gapingstabwound]

my ass is small and im self conscious about it fucking Sue me

[impromptudiplomacy]

It's not THAT small especially for a carapass

[impromptudiplomacy]

@gapingstabwound

okay so you get a 4 and get mad but i get 1 and thats all i get

[gapingstabwound]

fucking

okay THREE i guess dont wanna be biased

[impromptudiplomacy]

three?????

[impromptudiplomacy]

@gapingstabwound

okay so you get a 4 and get mad but i get 1 and thats all i get

[gapingstabwound]

if you give my ass fewer than four stars im literally going to break your fingers

[impromptudiplomacy]

was this directed at me

[gapingstabwound]

wasnt but it sure is now

[impromptudiplomacy]

I deserve this

[impromptudiplomacy]

*

Somehow i expected this

[gapingstabwound]

****

huh

that all

[impromptudiplomacy]

Thought giving you five would seem biased