IMPROVIDUS, APTO QUOD VICTUM

Miscellaneous MacGyver content |Project7723 on AO3 [Header and avatar by my best boi, @anguishmacgyver.]

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

fake fic title: Wafflegate

[refinedbuffoonery]

u never disappoint

[improvidus]

FRIENDS HELP

Does someone have a headcanon about Mac and Bozer accidentally making a bulk waffle recipe as kids? Is that yours? Is that mine? Was it a fever dream? I can't find it anywhere but I thought it was real and now I'm questioning everything.

[improvidus]

YEAH THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT

[improvidus]

FOUND IT

[improvidus]

FRIENDS HELP

Does someone have a headcanon about Mac and Bozer accidentally making a bulk waffle recipe as kids? Is that yours? Is that mine? Was it a fever dream? I can't find it anywhere but I thought it was real and now I'm questioning everything.

[improvidus]

YEAH THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT

[improvidus]

Bozer: Now let's say you haven't eaten in days, I'm not home, and you're in desperate need of a sandwich.

Riley: What do you do?

Mac: I call Jack and ask him to bring me a sandwich.

Bozer: Okay, yes. But Jack's not here.

Mac: Where's Jack?

Riley: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He left the country.

Mac: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Bozer: Yes, he's fine.

Mac: Well, if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't bring me a sandwich.

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Riley: Imagine your GTO isn't running right, and you can't quite figure out what she needs. What do you do?

Jack: Call Mac and have him fix 'er up.

Bozer: Nope, can't call Mac.

Jack: Why not?

Bozer: He's out of country.

Jack: *laughs* Not without me, he's not. Where are we going?

Riley: Jack, you're not going anywhere. You're working on the GTO, remember?

Jack: Which Mac can help me with when we get back.

Bozer: *rubbing his eyes* Jack, no...

Riley: Call a mechanic. The answer is call a mechanic, Jack.

Jack: Why would I call a mechanic when I have a perfectly good Machanic right here?

[improvidus]

Mac Writers: We love all of our characters!

Mac Writers: Mac, Riley, Matty, Bozer, Russ,

Mac Writers: *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...and Desk.

[improvidus]

Bozer: Dude, Mac got kidnapped.

Jack: Again? How much do they want for him?

Bozer: Eighty-five dollars.

Jack: That seems cheap.

Bozer: It's a good deal.

Jack: Shipping?

Bozer: Twenty dollar shipping.

Jack: See? That's where they get you.

[improvidus]

FRIENDS HELP

Does someone have a headcanon about Mac and Bozer accidentally making a bulk waffle recipe as kids? Is that yours? Is that mine? Was it a fever dream? I can't find it anywhere but I thought it was real and now I'm questioning everything.

[impossiblepluto]

Inspired by "mac teaching his puppy to give hugs" by @improvidus

Check out The Galileo Chronicles for more Mac and Gal adventures

[paranormal-taters]

I'm going to put on the greatest nuclear disaster this town has ever seen.

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[macgyvercairo]

Cairo Day Sunday, April 19th That was very Kevin McCallister of you Arch Enemies On Vacation Missing Scene

[holbytlanna]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Day 5 (yes I skipped day 4, I can't get it perfect yet but I will when I have time to write it properly)

5+1 and underwater

@macgyvercairo

[macgyvercairo]

Cairo Day Friday April 17th Rework a 1985 MacGyver Episode Underwater Texas 5 + 1

[impossiblepluto]

Interagency Chili Cook Off Thoughts

Matty is not thrilled that The Phoenix was selected to host this year's cook off. She's fine other agencies at local parks to play (mostly) friendly games of softball, or attending robotic competitions, all in the name of better inter-agency cooperation, but she draws the line at letting other spy agencies into her house. Sure, technically they're "all on the same side" but that doesn't mean that no one has an ulterior motive.

Jack tries convincing Matty that they should back out, refuse to host, you're absolutely right boss lady this is a security issue. It's really because Jack is a chili purist and beans do not go in real, authentic chili and thus anyone putting beans in their chili should be disqualified. No, he's not a sore loser.

Bozer is determined to win the golden ladle. He's been trialing chili recipes for weeks. Mac would like to not eat anymore chili please. Jack will only eat it if Bozer calls it spicy vegetable stew

Riley is overhauling all their cyber security, cameras, mics, sensors, lasers, locks. They may have to open their front door to these other agencies but that's the only door they have to open.

And I'm assuming some agency poisons their chili. Or maybe a truth serum.

Or could be an allergy. Like they're supposed to disclose ingredients but they're all spies and have an aversion to "giving away secrets"

[holbytlanna]

Ok but now I'm picturing Murdoc just showing up in his normal gear wearing one of these:

[macgyvercairo]

Checking in at the halfway point of Cairo Day 2026, how are y'all doing? We are so happy to see all the passion and creativity you've put into your fanworks!

If we have missed reblogging anything please let us know. You can also @macgyvercairo for any of your tumblr posts

And just for fun, how do you think Mac and Jack observe the Cairo Day Anniversaries that we didn't get to see in the show?

[holbytlanna]

From how the S1 finale starts, it looks like they order food and do nothing 😂

I like the idea of them watching The Mummy, but maybe that's a little too on the nose for Cairo Day. I don't know if Jack would approve of anything mummy-related 🤷🏻‍♀️

[impossiblepluto]

[improvidus]

[impossiblepluto]

Interagency Chili Cook Off Thoughts

Matty is not thrilled that The Phoenix was selected to host this year's cook off. She's fine other agencies at local parks to play (mostly) friendly games of softball, or attending robotic competitions, all in the name of better inter-agency cooperation, but she draws the line at letting other spy agencies into her house. Sure, technically they're "all on the same side" but that doesn't mean that no one has an ulterior motive.

Jack tries convincing Matty that they should back out, refuse to host, you're absolutely right boss lady this is a security issue. It's really because Jack is a chili purist and beans do not go in real, authentic chili and thus anyone putting beans in their chili should be disqualified. No, he's not a sore loser.

Bozer is determined to win the golden ladle. He's been trialing chili recipes for weeks. Mac would like to not eat anymore chili please. Jack will only eat it if Bozer calls it spicy vegetable stew

Riley is overhauling all their cyber security, cameras, mics, sensors, lasers, locks. They may have to open their front door to these other agencies but that's the only door they have to open.

And I'm assuming some agency poisons their chili. Or maybe a truth serum.

Or could be an allergy. Like they're supposed to disclose ingredients but they're all spies and have an aversion to "giving away secrets"