call me May

she/her

[imptired]

If Malcolm in the Middle kids were 2000's babies, how would they navigate social media?

LOIS

Uses instagram and facebook

Only posts family pictures

A lot of posts with 5-20 likes, following and followers list all family that she hates but cant unfollow

Spends a good amount of time trying to pick pictures so people think theyre a better family than they are

Accidentally posts stories and cannot delete them

Stalks her kids' instagram accounts under a fake account

HAL

Had one viral post as a parent, has been trying to reclaim that fame by getting following but hasn't had that success ever again

Clout chaser

Has over one thousand posts, shifting from whats popular amongst kids and then sometimes has a few posts in a row about government conspiracies then goes back to normal

Posts Lois&his pics more than he posts family pictures

Panics when he accidentally follows other women influencers

Actually very loud and open about social injustice

About 2k followers, about 10k following list

Uses instagram, tiktok and facebook; posts on all three at once

Has a side account for celebrity gossip, is actually kind of popular there, 50k followers

FRANCIS

Used to post all kinds of emo stuff as a rebellious teenager, has deleted them all

Knows all the niche internet stuff

Used to have a tumblr account which was actually pretty popular, ranting about his life and his mom, deleted it after Piama found it bcs he was too emo in his speeches and felt cringe

Posts pictures about Piama and him, and the ranch life, nothing else

About 500 follows, and 20 followings

Piama doesn't have an account, doesn't like social media. Uses Francis' to post and scroll sometimes but that's it

REESE

Self reports his crimes by posting them online bcs he thinks theyre funny

Posts bad pictures of malcolm

Has been catfished a few times

Doesnt post his face

Barely uses the apps and forgets they exist bcs breaks his phone regularly

About 80 followers, and same amount followings

Used only instagram

Concerningly into the chinese dramas on tiktok

Follows celebrity gossip pages

MALCOLM

Takes social media and digital footprint VERY seriously

Uses twitter, instagram, facebook, discord, tiktok, tumblr to keep up with the trends so the kids don't think he doesn't know anything

Knows every reference but cannot make any of it

Posts about whoever he likes' interests

Makes his account private everytime he gets rejected

Used to put on emo anime profiles because he thought girls found them cool

Warns people about digital footprints and reposts

Blocked all his family

DEWEY

Has two accounts; one all his family follows him on, about 20 followers. Private account. Only instagram

The second account he has all his family blocked, even his moms secret account, where he has over 800k followers and is a micro celebrity.

Is friends with a couple influencers

Posts about his days and his piano recitals like a digital diary, people eat it up

Doesn't post his face at all to not get tracked

Accidentally does follow Hal's celebrity gossip page, neither knows it

Pretends to have a different life than he does

[imptired]

Why are overlords&sinners making fun of the literal princess of hell btw? If they are feeding their own ego okay understandable, but in any other case you're literally siding with the best ally whether she wins or loses. At worst case, you are recognized by the lucifer himself as someone who supported his daughter at best case, you are in the same side with the two most powerful beings in hell. We call Alastor a manipulator but bro knows there's no wrong outcome of this... Charlie probably guesses he'll probably not get redeemed and still has him by her side so you don't even have to be a good person to support her

The question has been lingering in my head so i would like to hear opinions idk

[retroflexs]

They so besties.

Also Alastor being reffered to as asexual verbally in the show was nice to hear for the aroace me.

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Mr. Gaiman, hope you're well!

I'm a younger fan with an assignment to write a biography of a person I admire, so I thought of trying my luck getting some information directly from the source!

I would love to hear how you introduce yourself professionally to a room of people who hear of you for the first time, or maybe just the works and achievements you are most proud of that you think I should mention.

I don't think copy-pasting your wiki page would do your legacy justice.

Thank you!

"Hi, I'm Neil. I um write stuff."

[imptired]

Fionna & Cake (unpopular) opinions

The series had finally ended!! It was so well written. I loved it. I loved all the easter eggs they included. But the fandom gotta fandom so a lot of opinions are around, and here are mine,

1- Marshall Lee and Gary shouldn't have dated so quickly.

It was super obvious they were a fan service (suddenly throwing away everything even though they've just met)

I HATED HOW MONOTONE MARSHALL'S VOICE WAS..... like everyone loves Donald Glover's voice acting already, but the way they kept Marshall's voice so low unlike the og made him purely a fan service imo :(

Not to even mention (i will anyways) how unlike PB Gary was. Marshall, despite being monotone, was at least as Marceline as possible. While Gary was just sweet as a candy and selfless, both which are not PB at all 😭

I honestly think like the og series they're gonna break up and date again after a while. Because in the og, they dated purely because of their admiration of each other and it ended badly because all they admired all they turned out to hate about each other until they realized what they love about each other is simply loving each other, caring a lot. I wish they didn't rush but i hope they at least get to build a romance again?? Not be a fanfiction

2- The ending was AMAZING

I don't generally like endings of series because i place too high of hopes, but this one showed me that's exactly what i was doing wrong. They wanted to live on their own, by their own, and they decided to do so. It showed to the audience that you should get to enjoy what you have instead of whining for more. Fionna spent every second of first episodes whining how her world sucked, only for her to reject any changes that could happen into it. Because she doesn't get to dictate people's lives. She may be a main character, but her world is as alive and conscious as she is.

3- Betty&Simon's closure was perfect.

Throughout the series, even the characters in it claimed what Betty&Simon had was perfect. And it was not. Just like in real life, they're not stereotypical. Betty sacrificed a lot for Simon (her life THREE times[going to find the book, travelling into the future without hesitation to find him a cure&turning into a chaos entity just to make sure he is okay] to begin with) . We have seen Simon hopelessly in love with Betty, but that was it. Simon loved Betty(even when he is about to confront her to say his thoughts, he doesn't say "thank you" or anything, he starts with the "I have been searching for a cure for you, but I couldn't find it.") That is sweet and wonderful and i am not blaming him for anything. Neither did she. Betty, after all the sacrifices, just wanted to be acknowledged. That's it. She had no regrets as she had said, which was a beautiful altogether. I loved them. Simon acknowledging Betty was not Betty being a bitch, but rather Betty getting the closure she deserves as well(honestly, a GREAT written character.). Simon got his closure as well, because he thought he had dedicated himself to Betty, but it was just him destroying his own life. I think they were perfect. Right people, right time.

4- This is Fionna&Cake's series. Not anybody else's.

People were super upset by the lack of cameo's. Even though we got a lot. Finn was in the series because Simon talked to him, and other easter egg's were because Fionna, Cake or Simon interacted with them. Not to mention Simon was there just to help Fionna&Cake, and realizing he should help himself instead of sitting and whining. This is THEIR series. Yes, would love to see more Adult Finn, PB&Marcy, FarmWorld, other worlds etc etc.. but it's not their time. It's not their issue. There were already so many many cameos and easter eggs in the show, and i'm honestly satisfied they bothered to even put so much into it.

The series was done with love&attention. I love Adventure Time. Seriously. But just like the series had showed, the decisions have been made and instead of hating what you have, you should enjoy it. We will most most likely have many more short series regarding the show in the near future, maybe with less Fionna&Cake's world but we, as the audience, got our closure. They're alive, they're happy and they are learning how to enjoy themselves.

The characters are so well written, that i cannot even imagine the writers heads through writing. The work is done with so much love that they basically wrote themselves.

A great, heartwarming and cozy series. Hope to see more in that universe in near future :)

[meganenerd]

I mean, Marshall and Gumball were never like Marceline or PB.

That's why they gave Gumball a human name, because he's not PB. He's not "PB but genderbend" and it was even shown in the comics how him and Fionna are literally best friends and he's super fond of magic and makes magic potions and stuff (something we don't see PB doing in series cuz she kinda hates magic lol) He even prefers baking over science!!!!

Same with Marshall, he's too chill even in the comics and he literally doesn't care about the oozers when they're killing ppl in the background while he plays his guitar. That's Marshall Lee for you 😭 (but I agree, they wasted their chance with Donald Glover :/)

[imptired]

I have no idea about adventure time comics so mb KSBSKSNSK😭😭

My whole knowledge of them beforehand was the gb episodes so i assumed that's what they evolved from, ty for telling me these!!!

[imptired]

Fionna & Cake (unpopular) opinions

The series had finally ended!! It was so well written. I loved it. I loved all the easter eggs they included. But the fandom gotta fandom so a lot of opinions are around, and here are mine,

1- Marshall Lee and Gary shouldn't have dated so quickly.

It was super obvious they were a fan service (suddenly throwing away everything even though they've just met)

I HATED HOW MONOTONE MARSHALL'S VOICE WAS..... like everyone loves Donald Glover's voice acting already, but the way they kept Marshall's voice so low unlike the og made him purely a fan service imo :(

Not to even mention (i will anyways) how unlike PB Gary was. Marshall, despite being monotone, was at least as Marceline as possible. While Gary was just sweet as a candy and selfless, both which are not PB at all 😭

I honestly think like the og series they're gonna break up and date again after a while. Because in the og, they dated purely because of their admiration of each other and it ended badly because all they admired all they turned out to hate about each other until they realized what they love about each other is simply loving each other, caring a lot. I wish they didn't rush but i hope they at least get to build a romance again?? Not be a fanfiction

2- The ending was AMAZING

I don't generally like endings of series because i place too high of hopes, but this one showed me that's exactly what i was doing wrong. They wanted to live on their own, by their own, and they decided to do so. It showed to the audience that you should get to enjoy what you have instead of whining for more. Fionna spent every second of first episodes whining how her world sucked, only for her to reject any changes that could happen into it. Because she doesn't get to dictate people's lives. She may be a main character, but her world is as alive and conscious as she is.

3- Betty&Simon's closure was perfect.

Throughout the series, even the characters in it claimed what Betty&Simon had was perfect. And it was not. Just like in real life, they're not stereotypical. Betty sacrificed a lot for Simon (her life THREE times[going to find the book, travelling into the future without hesitation to find him a cure&turning into a chaos entity just to make sure he is okay] to begin with) . We have seen Simon hopelessly in love with Betty, but that was it. Simon loved Betty(even when he is about to confront her to say his thoughts, he doesn't say "thank you" or anything, he starts with the "I have been searching for a cure for you, but I couldn't find it.") That is sweet and wonderful and i am not blaming him for anything. Neither did she. Betty, after all the sacrifices, just wanted to be acknowledged. That's it. She had no regrets as she had said, which was a beautiful altogether. I loved them. Simon acknowledging Betty was not Betty being a bitch, but rather Betty getting the closure she deserves as well(honestly, a GREAT written character.). Simon got his closure as well, because he thought he had dedicated himself to Betty, but it was just him destroying his own life. I think they were perfect. Right people, right time.

4- This is Fionna&Cake's series. Not anybody else's.

People were super upset by the lack of cameo's. Even though we got a lot. Finn was in the series because Simon talked to him, and other easter egg's were because Fionna, Cake or Simon interacted with them. Not to mention Simon was there just to help Fionna&Cake, and realizing he should help himself instead of sitting and whining. This is THEIR series. Yes, would love to see more Adult Finn, PB&Marcy, FarmWorld, other worlds etc etc.. but it's not their time. It's not their issue. There were already so many many cameos and easter eggs in the show, and i'm honestly satisfied they bothered to even put so much into it.

The series was done with love&attention. I love Adventure Time. Seriously. But just like the series had showed, the decisions have been made and instead of hating what you have, you should enjoy it. We will most most likely have many more short series regarding the show in the near future, maybe with less Fionna&Cake's world but we, as the audience, got our closure. They're alive, they're happy and they are learning how to enjoy themselves.

The characters are so well written, that i cannot even imagine the writers heads through writing. The work is done with so much love that they basically wrote themselves.

A great, heartwarming and cozy series. Hope to see more in that universe in near future :)

[lyralit]

things to think about for characters

do they have allergies?

what foods will they not touch?

what kinds of music do they like?

how are they around new people?

do they speak in an accent?

have they tried learning a new language?

how many languages do they know?

what is a song that will always make them cry?

how do they cry? heaving? silently? sobbing?

how do they dress? for practicality or fashion?

what is the first thing they notice about a stranger?

what is their humour like?

do they have scars? what caused them?

do they wear jewelry?

are they a frivolous spender or a miser?

do they prefer luxury or practicality?

who would they quote?

what could make them change their mind?

who is the first person they'd call?

how are they around animals? do they have pets?

what is their favourite childhood food?

what is something they've never told anyone?

childhood friends?

what are habits they've picked up from other people?

what are their guilty pleasures?

what is something they're staunchly against?

do they speak a certain way? do they use contractions? popular turns of phrase?

can they fall in love? what does it look like? does it differ between people -- friends vs family?

what would they rather die than do?

what is their biggest mistake? one that they look out to never do again.

[rahullkohli]

saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

[dykebluejay]

[flootzavut]

[ghastmaskzombie]

Stranger, if you didn't already know Bugs Bunny is a trickster god, your tumblr experience is very different from mine.

[nasutaya]

Snow day with the syndicate + michael and steve

[ammiedude]

syndicate

[forgottensonicfacts]

Rouge the Bat seems to use flirtation (or similar methods) as a distraction to shock and get the upper hand on her opponents, especially shown in Sonic X, and she tends to use this method a lot on Knuckles Specifically.

[imptired]

MLP headcanons because i can and will, but just royalty for now

- Luna has selective mutism because of a 1k year isolation from Celestia

- She also has selective hearing, because she isnt used to having people talk to her so her brain tunes it out or doesn't understand them.

-Cadence and Luna are super close because extrovert adopts introvert typa cousin relationship. She helped Luna being a functioning member of society again

-Luna has, some sort of DID? i'm not really an expert on subject but i'd like the fact that Nightmare Moon is an alter of hers. They get along too well even though Celestia expressed dislike to the case.

- Celestia WOULD HAVE STOPPED threats but decided to test out Twi each time (except for that one battle where she almost died), otherwise it doesnt make sense how she survived for a whole couple of thousand years and protected everything

-Celestia was too powerful for quite a while, slaying all of her enemies and turning the rest into stone with her sister, and once her most powerful enemy, her sister, has been defeated, she has been laying off defenses and has been prioritizing "laws" and "social ethnic" more which weakened her which led her to the need of finding a successor.

- Cadence definitely was a rebel teenager. She hated her aunt for sending her favorite aunt to the fing moon, but came to understand Celestia's weakness'.

- Queen Chrysalis WOULD have been redeemed if they tried enough, put at least 3 songs into it at least 🙄.

- Daybreaker would've happened if Celestia didn't have support from others, but she did, unlike Luna who only had her sister to rely on while her sister had only focused on her own power.

[bangerbug]

Baby Stolas being an absolute bundle of joy

[lyralit]

fifty ways to get to know your characters (and how to write them)

what is their name? and how does this fit their character?

last name?

do they have a middle name?

name a song that describes them

what are their pronouns?

gender and sexuality?

do they like someone romantically?

list five words to describe them

what about five dialogue tags to use consistently on this character?

what is their motivation?

do they consider themselves a good person?

colour that describes their personality

MBTI type

enneagram type

character they're based on

person they would bring down whilst dying

person they would kill if they had the chance

character they would get along with if they were in the same universe

character they would hate if they were in the same universe

artist they would listen to

artist they would hate

give them a theme song

make them a playlist! (see my other post for songs to put on that playlist, here)

make them a mood board

assign them an aesthetic

what are their strengths?

what about fatal weaknesses?

the one person who can convince them to do something they're stubbornly against

who would they kill for?

what tropes do they fall into?

fatal weakness (food edition)

book they would definitely read

language besides their mother tongue they would (have) learned

murder accomplice

thing that makes them go weak at the knees

most obscure thing they HATE

while we're there, biggest phobia

are they (would they be) a book or movie person?

are they a romantic

childhood experience that defines an aspect of their life

what is their age?

birth sign? / zodiac?

what constellation would they be

name a famous myth could they would have been the main character

old or new soul

assign them a smell

assign them a smell they like

can they swim?

street smarts or brain smarts?

what is this character's purpose to the plot?

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

DID THE YELLOW ALIEN WOLVES JUST SNIFF MIKA'S ASS????

[ruvviks]

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[pirateherokillian]

The gods of Ancient Egypt in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.