[dykebluejay]

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[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[birdplushie]

people in the notes of this post being like "oh well it makes sense in canon why she would change her mind about wanting to start a family after the events of the conflict are over, there's a reason for it, let her have her happy ending." okay but fictional characters are not real people, they do not make these choices, their writers do. and those choices are not ideologically neutral, they stem from somewhere. and that place is misogyny in the cases where an author decides that becoming a wife and mother is The ideal happy ending for a woman. that's what the post is about, not a complaint that it's ooc or whatever (though it is often that too)

[beautyofabandonedplaces]

The remains of an abandoned television game show set in Ontario Canada (oc) 1136 × 834

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[thecryptkeeper]

[tyger-land]

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 21 hours 30 minutes

[pyupa]

i like how cutely insulting this is

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[franniegore]

i literally dont care if women are evil

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[himejoshibutch]

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say