Just constantly out of practice

Hello and welcome to the (mostly) art blog of impudent--strumpet! Any and all of my post-worthy drawings and photos can be found here, although for now I'm still working on uploading them. You'll also find reblogs of other praise-worthy artwork. My fanfiction and original stories can be found on my Ao3 --> https://archiveofourown.org/users/impudent_strumpet

[cozyautumnspices]

source: instagram.com

[afra-blueraz]

Leave us alone Israel.

Please we don't want War. Please don't kill our children. I don't want to live in a world where I see children are dying in an unwanted war. Israel Please leave us alone. Iranian people never wanted war. Please leave our country alone. Please please please stop killing our kids.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Vadim Koval

[yuumei-art]

Night Gown🌟 Paint allll the translucent dresses

[aoiaf]

A Game of Thrones (Illustrated Edition) by Levi Pinfold

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[ladyofatraditionalkind]

Teach them kindness.

[banrions]

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

[greedy-guts]

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[thegodofkhaosinkarnate]

AND THE CHILD IS RIGHT.

[artist-ellen]

The Free Folk

Which design is your fave?

Val

Gilly

Ygritte

Osha

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

I am the artist! Do not post without permission & credit! Thank you! Come visit me over on: instagram, tiktok or check out my coloring book available now \ („• ֊ •„) /

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[danytheestallion]

Daenerys seeing Rhaegar in the House of the Undying by Arantza Sestayo for the 10 year anniversary of TWoIaF

[yuumei-art]

To my followers in the US, I know a lot of us feel hopeless about the future, about the climate crisis, and so many other social issues. That's why it's more important than ever to vote and let your voice be heard. Don't let them fool you into thinking your vote doesn't count, it does. I was born in China where there is no democracy, no voting, and I will never take the privilege I have now as an American for granted. I've already voted and I hope you will too. Especially the younger generations who will have to suffer the worst of the climate crisis, this is our future in balance, let's vote for a better tomorrow!

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[xxtc-96xx]

Please beware of the current scam bots circulating Tumblr right now, I just had to clear seven this morning alone but they’ve been frequenting twice a week for a while now

They all use the same two messages copy and pasted using any unfortunate current events or dying family members, dying pets, because they know people will be fooled but remember. Someone in crisis likely won’t ask with dozens of emojis in their message and you’re not going to get dozens of people with the exact same story either

Stay safe

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the most perfect scent/smell you’ve ever smelled. It can be a perfume, food or literally anything else. 

[daily-spooky]

Goth flowers appreciation post

[celesse]

Perfect forecast 📻💭

[fortunatetragedy]

Trope Tier List!

This was originally posted by @lordoftherazzles. I was tagged by @autism-purgatory and am starting a new post bc I'm a control freak <3

Link to tier list is here!

I want to point out my recognition of the funniness of the placement of some things, since I did write mad scientist mpreg, but that's DIFFERENT.

Sorry abo lovers I can't do it.

I want to see tier lists!

@aintgonnatakethis @byronicbi @cssnder @cowboybrunch @deanwax

@frostedlemonwriter @minamaybe @noblebs @wolgerrswraith @words-after-midnight

[aintgonnatakethis]

Thanks for the tags @fortunatetragedy and @wolgerrswraith (here) ❤️️

Funny how despite being asexual my As are majority sexual and despite all the AUs being low the main fic I'm currently writing is a vampire AU. 😂 If there was a vampire/werewolf/eldritch horror option it'd be A tier for me!

Tagging: @frostythedork @frostysfrenzy @bagheerita @adriankyte-writes @annwayne

[bagheerita]

Some of these feel like single ideas and some are more involved tropes? So that makes it harder to rank... Each tier down I'd still read it maybe but it would have to work harder to keep my interest.

NPT: @mx-seraph @darklysnarky @lord-aldhelm @thesmilingfish @renkade @only-in-december

[thesmilingfish]

Yeah, this was hard because it's almost depending on the characters involved. I don't like love triangles but I read SGA ones that end up being solely McShep. I'm not a fan of High School AU's but in Sterek fic, yeah sure. Unrequited love? So many fics tag as unrequited but end up being not really, or unrequited between a character that is in love with one of my OTP's. (Unrequited between my OTP 's is a hard no.) There's a lot of nuance involved so it depends on the fandom and the author so all of the rankings come with caveats.

Tagging: @popkin16, @cary-elwes, @geneeste, @keyasaurus and anyone else who'd like to play along.

[cary-elwes]

Thank you so much for the tag @thesmilingfish!!! :3 I tag: @f0llowyourheart, @borom1r, @mendelskrull and @theflirtmeister :3

[borom1r]

thank uuuuu @cary-elwes anyways outing myself as being extremely fucking picky abt tropes:

I’ll tag @angeltrapz @theshakespearetrash @salmonfordesire @konartiste andddddd whoever else wants to jump on this. consider yrself tagged ✌🏻

[theshakespearetrash]

Thank you for the tag @borom1r I tried XD A lot of these are variable depending on the story, the characters, etc, but I do love a good trope

Tagging @impudent--strumpet, @plantae-bryophyta, and @heartofhubris have fun 😈

[impudent--strumpet]

Done 😎

Tagging @val-bananatine and whoever else wants to do this ✌️

[yuumei-art]

Star Shower ⭐✨ 🌟

It's finally raining in California! Time to draw all the rain 🌧️ ☔

HD images and video process are found on my Patreon