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looking for Shepard Love- he still owes us something
@onepintobean will deal you in
for far too long, humanoid men and women have dominated the sexyperson polls. it's now time to answer the real question.
carry on sexymagickalcreature
imps
centaurs
merfolk
fox spirits
spider-women
wereskunks
jackalopes
bigfoot
numpties
fairies
be sure to do your civic duty and vote in the carry on sexyman and sexywoman polls as well ♠
thanks for the tag, dear friend @ileadacharmedlife !
Are you named after anyone? some of us are. tiny's named for his great-great-grandfather, a true crumb of a man. but baldie's parents just made an unfortunate prediction.
When was the last time you cried? imps don't cry. we don't have tear ducts, actually. helps to keep our cool during games.
Do you have kids? impdice is our baby ♠
Do you use sarcasm a lot? never, never. imps are genuine. you can trust us
What's the first thing you notice about people? we'll first notice demeanor, if someone looks willing to have a good time. then, then, if they look like an easy mark.
What's your eye color? how human-centric again. all imps have brown eyes
Scary movies or happy endings? endings are a construct. nothing ever ends, the game goes on and on and on
Any special talents? we won the vermont impdice championships back in '02. tiny's wonderful at breaking kneecaps. and john does all our accounting.
Where were you born? come back with a warrant
What are your hobbies? games and puzzles of all sorts, we're sure you know. we've been getting into acrobatics lately, too
Do you have any pets? none, unless you count dear shepard love
What sports do you play/ did you used to play? we were very involved with a magickal creature minor-league baseball team before we got kicked out for betting against the team. (unfairly, we might add. our team wasn't very good, it was only right to bet against it)
How tall are you? 2"5'
Favorite subject at school? school? ♠
Dream job? since moving to vegas, we've been enjoying employment at the Katherine's casino. marks come right to us!
tagging just a few friends to say hello hello, we should catch up some time, we've saved a table here just for you: @neglectedmiddlechild-425 @holes-just-want-to-be-filled-342 @save-the-dolphins-370 @all-monsters-befriended-223
Everyone's got that mutual who can't get out of the maze
I swear that wall wasn't there a second ago whats going on
Classic comment homie!!! Theres no way out 🤣❤🔥
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😰 that's not nice guys
we're doing a puzzle while on break!
we can all play together at the link above, or if you'd rather play offline, you can open this in the image editor of your choice and use the select tool to move the pieces around ♠
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
no need to be coy shepard, go ahead. we were going to tell all our friends about it anyway
Alright.
So when I was a kid I got stuck in a barb wire fence and in my thrashing disrupted a leprechaun named Steven who was living in a prairie dog hole and that was my first encounter with the magical world and only involved 10 stitches.
was nobody supervising you as a child?
regardless. that doesn't sound like much of a secret, shepard. everybody we've talked to here says you've told them at least three very similar stories
Haha fair. Ok real secret. I am afraid of clowns.
wonderful secret. thank you, friend. we shall be sending clowns in the future to confirm veracity before the payment is considered complete
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
Shepard, take this as an honor, you are the only bleeder I actually remember n you do for me?but please don’t share my name.
Imps: who are you and what ca
hey bestie could you repeat that? we think our cell signal's a little weak over here-- you're kinda cutting in and out
I am loathe to repeat myself.
Who are you and what can you give me?
we're some imps. and we can give you whatever you want.
anything in particular you need?
So many things. First I must test you. Go torment the now next. They are gullible. Take anything from them your heart desires.
your now next might be gullible, but imps aren't
traveling from vegas to disrupt the now next on the recommendation of a charismatic king is the oldest trick in the book ♠
perhaps you have a job for us that involves staying in the city?
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
Shepard, take this as an honor, you are the only bleeder I actually remember n you do for me?but please don’t share my name.
Imps: who are you and what ca
hey bestie could you repeat that? we think our cell signal's a little weak over here-- you're kinda cutting in and out
I am loathe to repeat myself.
Who are you and what can you give me?
we're some imps. and we can give you whatever you want.
anything in particular you need?
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
no need to be coy shepard, go ahead. we were going to tell all our friends about it anyway
Alright.
So when I was a kid I got stuck in a barb wire fence and in my thrashing disrupted a leprechaun named Steven who was living in a prairie dog hole and that was my first encounter with the magical world and only involved 10 stitches.
was nobody supervising you as a child?
regardless. that doesn't sound like much of a secret, shepard. everybody we've talked to here says you've told them at least three very similar stories
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
Shepard, take this as an honor, you are the only bleeder I actually remember n you do for me?but please don’t share my name.
Imps: who are you and what ca
hey bestie could you repeat that? we think our cell signal's a little weak over here-- you're kinda cutting in and out
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
I mean I could tell you over reblog… but the secret wouldn’t be just yours then….
no need to be coy shepard, go ahead. we were going to tell all our friends about it anyway
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
Oh yeah that probably would help…. But thank you guys for being understanding!
And do you need help getting back into your rooms? I know someone who is great at picking lock. Lots of long spidery fingers.
Oh and yeah! @i-assure-you-im-real-223 meet the imps! They are the best gamblers in the country and can get anything from any one in impdice!
of course. we imps understand a lot. so, while your friend picks the lock, what's that secret?
and hello dear friend @i-assure-you-im-real-223 ! we should play a game together sometime
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
Ok look I need my voice. Especially to play impdice! How about I give one secret and then a personal introduction to the king of Las Vegas? You could have some fun there if you were in good terms with the vampires
(you'd probably be better at impdice if you talked a little less. just a tip.)
we'll take the deal-- keep your firstborn.
but it had better be a good secret. and a good introduction ♠
what's your relationship like with the girlfriend who saved you?
just wondering. for no reason.
Thank you for asking! It is going great but um maybe lets try and rework that wager I owe you? She scares me when she says she will kill you guys and she is very capable at carrying that out. But I don't want you guys to die and i still owe you guys something from the impdice game.
alright, alright, we can barter. what are you offering? we need something of equal or greater value, like your voice or your deepest secrets
I MADE A WORD SEARCH
TODAY WAS SO EXCITING I MADE A WORD SEARCH TO COMMEMORATE THE OCCASION. ENJOY, MY DUMPLINGS!
we're hanging in the lobby of the katherine playing wordle, but we're kinda bad at it. wanna join?
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SIMON
SIMON
bread
Basil
3 guesses left! we can do it!
Pacey
oooh colorful! 2 guesses left
Carry
🎉🎉🎉you win! thanks for the help. we have a contract to go collect on now, but let's play again later