🔞yes its the real one🔞

real and true horny posting over obscure characters https://impurepyxia.carrd.co/

[aringofsalt]

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

[edgebug]

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

[edgebug]

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

[edgebug]

behold

[edgebug]

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

[edgebug]

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Voting ended onDec 11, 2025

[edgebug]

[deathsmallcaps]

Op did he like it or did he love it

[edgebug]

he says he's gonna wear it to work

[edgebug]

he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting

I played myself

[beardedmrbean]

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Post by Time Capsule Tales: "Rick Astley &the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage aand just pulled him up to do the song." Video is as described by the post.]

[hermit-plastic]

The Doorman lives to serve. (1/2)

[pansyfemme]

men should be wearing short skirts with no panties

[swagophile]

People who jerk off to clowns and jesters are the smartest motherfuckers in the world

[lokh1]

what if solid snakes sneaking suit was actually a bodysuit underneath pants.

that 👆 and the alt below is wallpaper sized btw (1920x1200) so. if you want his ass on your screen ...

[lokh1]

bonus:

[blacksalander]

hotsprings

[girlballs-archive]

@demilypyro

[segamascott]

[cassettecolonthree]

jack of all trades woman? nono you misheard me, i jack off all tradeswomen

I 🖤 BLUE COLLAR DYKES

[taylor-titmouse]

kai and kurama from rune factory: guardians of azuma, for sabrina!

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find the full artbook here.

[the-conquest-of-shred]

[teh-nos]

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

[renee561]

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

[evilphrog]

[cosmicanger]

Go Nagai anti-AIDS t-shirt

[decayingdarlings]

@lesserknownwaifus

[whats-a-bear]

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

[queerb]

[laikabu]

[flork-of-cows-official]

coochie