i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"
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@impurepyxia
i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"
my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre
damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed
no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!
I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality
behold
happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt
should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas
no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it
yes absolutely, he might actually wear it
Op did he like it or did he love it
he says he's gonna wear it to work
he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting
I played myself
Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.
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The Doorman lives to serve. (1/2)
men should be wearing short skirts with no panties
People who jerk off to clowns and jesters are the smartest motherfuckers in the world
what if solid snakes sneaking suit was actually a bodysuit underneath pants.
that 👆 and the alt below is wallpaper sized btw (1920x1200) so. if you want his ass on your screen ...
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jack of all trades woman? nono you misheard me, i jack off all tradeswomen
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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography
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