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sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on
[dialogue from the asriel fight.]
doodlin some Kravitz
Please tell me you're not actually going by Taako now?
i’ve never made a joke in my life why would i start now .
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu
starter call for sawyer parker ––––– klutzy , heart of gold , german , who may or may not have been abducted by aliens after moving to america . that last one is still up for debate .
The Handshake
❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞ + kravitz to taako !
@impuretm / taz starters ( accepting ) .
taako’s hands shake - so very subtly , because fuck if kravitz wasn’t right on the goddamn money , there . he is infinite , krav , and taako’s lived far , far too long ( even by elven standards ; he’s tired , though he’ll never admit it ) ; leaving time as the one thing they’ve got on their side . fuck - even when he does eventually kick the bucket , bite the dust , krav’s told him that there’s ways to get around that in taako’s afterlife ( and he knows this ; knows the strings kravitz pulled for magnus and julia’s afterlife ) .
taako has lost quite a lot - but he does recognize , begrudgingly , all the things he still has ; and all the things he’s regained . he has his friends , his fame , his fucking sister back - he’s got a partner , a lover , that somehow finds all his prickly defence mechanisms charming . he’s got a school for kids like him and lup to excel in , he’s got a life of peace , a life he’d earned through all the pain and suffering he’d endured .
and he had endured a lot . taako doesn’t often crack through his own diamond exterior ( bright , strong , dazzling ) , but underneath , he’s exhausted . he’s finished , he’s ready to rest ; in a plush triple - king bed , being fed grapes by a clever charm , kravitz disrobing oh - so - sensually as he returns to their extravagant abode -
he lays his forehead on kravitz’s shoulder , a surprisingly tender act . sure , taako’s a pretty physical person - planting fat , wet kisses on his reaper boyfriend any chance he can get , throwing his arm over his shoulders , squeezing tightly around his waist . but nothing so … vulnerable . nothing so soft .
❝ yeah , me hombre … least we got that . ❞ eyes close , and mind twists , as he muses on that new perspective . for the grim fucking reaper himself , taako’s always found kravitz to be more optimistic than he is . it’s refreshing ; for the man that represents The End to have such a hopeful perspective - it soothes taako . it heals wounds he didn’t know he had .
❝ honestly , i dunno if there’s much more that the big guy could take away from me , ❞ taako mumbles , pulling away from krav’s shoulder , unable to meet his eyes ( he’s not used to being honest and open , cut him some slack ) . ❝ i’ve kinda lost … everything , and - well , shit , most of it came right fuckin’ back to me . so with us having all the time in the world t’fight , and some really stubborn dicks in our lives … maybe we won’t keep losing stuff . just - ❞
a deep , almost defeated sigh , as taako finally locks eyes with his beau ; looking drained , looking defeated , looking a little bit hopeful and a little bit hollow .
❝ just lemme believe the hard part’s over , just for a lil’ bit ? ❞
THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞
❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞
❝ God lied to me! ❞
❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞
❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞
❝ Liches get stitches. ❞
❝ Are you my friend? ❞
❝ Go out and do good. ❞
❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞
❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞
❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞
❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞
❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞
❝ What brings you happiness? ❞
❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞
❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞
❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞
❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞
❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞
❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞
❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞
❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞
❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞
❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞
❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞
❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞
❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞
❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞
❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞
❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞
❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞
❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞
❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞
❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞
❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞
❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care. ❞
❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞
❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞
❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it. ❞
❝ What brings me joy is…life. I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞
❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞
❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞
❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞
❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞
❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞
❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞
❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞
❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞
❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞
❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞
The Adventure Zone Sentence Starters
“Abra-ka-fuck you!”
“A lot of people think my big ideas are small dumb bad ideas. “
“Elvish is not dorky, Dad!”
“Hey, how long do you get to stay a fucking T-Rex, because I’m worried that some balance issues might pop up.”
“Hey thug what’s your name I’m about to tentacle your dick!”
“I don’t want you to have an infinite bag of boys.”
“If you’ll just look at this Extreme Teen Bible… “
“I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.”
“I love this narrative thread of you trying to befriend everything that tries to kill you.”
“I’m giving up the guilt I feel at the shitty thing I did.“
”[Name], what makes a good hero?“
“Normally, a much better equipped woman has to come in and save us.”
“Say no to bad dick!”
‘Swear to God, the first thing I do when I get outside is that I rat you out.”
“Statistically speaking we were probably gonna kill him anyway”
“There are certainly folks along the way that we’ve unhelped.”
“Um… it’s me. Hi, I’m [Name?] You know, from TV?”
“Well as I always say to the wife before I hop into bed, make room for Greg!”
“Yeah, I’ve watched TV before. I know how these things go.”
“You know, it doesn’t always have to be ‘goof goof dildo’. I’m travelling around with the boner squad and I never get a chance to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions!“
“You pop the most righteous boner.”
“You’re going to be… amazing.”
happy munday i dyed me hair .
And I kissed her, I kissed her like her neck was a river, and I’d been so thirsty. I kissed her like our lips were two lost souls who just found each other. I kissed her hard, cause we both knew I’d been wanting to do that for a very long time.
(via dare-you-to-love-me)
ALIAS CHANGE .
i’m going by taako taaco now . thank u for ur time .
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❛ you have to learn to fly . ❜
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