TAINTED SOULS !

these    violent    delights    have    violent    ends .   test    multi    muse .    extremely    private .   taken    care    of    by    rowena .   low    activity .    temp .    theme .

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[undertaletext]

[dialogue from the asriel fight.]

[marvelgifs]

[theminttu]

doodlin some Kravitz

[slushietm]

Please tell me you're not actually going by Taako now?

                              i’ve    never    made    a    joke    in    my    life    why    would    i    start    now .

[bob-belcher]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[impuretm-blog]

                     starter     call     for     sawyer     parker     –––––     klutzy ,     heart     of     gold ,     german ,     who     may     or     may     not     have     been     abducted     by     aliens     after     moving     to     america .     that     last     one     is     still     up     for     debate .

[movedto-ijustsit]

The Handshake

[althca]

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞ + kravitz to taako !

@impuretm   /   taz   starters   ( accepting ) .

taako’s   hands   shake -   so   very   subtly ,   because   fuck   if   kravitz   wasn’t   right   on   the   goddamn   money ,   there .   he   is   infinite ,   krav ,   and   taako’s   lived   far ,   far   too   long   ( even   by   elven   standards ;   he’s   tired ,   though   he’ll   never   admit   it ) ;   leaving   time   as   the   one   thing   they’ve   got   on   their   side .   fuck -   even   when   he   does   eventually   kick   the   bucket ,   bite   the   dust ,   krav’s   told   him   that   there’s   ways   to   get   around   that   in   taako’s   afterlife   ( and   he   knows   this ;   knows   the   strings   kravitz   pulled   for   magnus   and   julia’s   afterlife ) .

taako   has   lost   quite   a   lot -   but   he   does   recognize ,   begrudgingly ,   all   the   things   he   still   has ;   and   all   the   things   he’s   regained .   he   has   his   friends ,   his   fame ,   his   fucking   sister   back -   he’s   got   a   partner ,   a   lover ,   that   somehow   finds   all   his   prickly   defence   mechanisms   charming .   he’s   got   a   school   for   kids   like   him   and   lup   to   excel   in ,   he’s   got   a   life   of   peace ,   a   life   he’d   earned   through   all   the   pain   and   suffering   he’d   endured .

and   he   had   endured   a   lot .   taako   doesn’t   often   crack   through   his   own   diamond   exterior   ( bright ,   strong ,   dazzling ) ,   but   underneath ,   he’s   exhausted .   he’s   finished ,   he’s   ready   to   rest ;   in   a   plush   triple - king   bed ,   being   fed   grapes   by   a   clever   charm ,   kravitz   disrobing   oh - so - sensually   as   he   returns   to   their   extravagant   abode -

he   lays   his   forehead   on   kravitz’s   shoulder ,   a   surprisingly   tender   act .   sure ,   taako’s   a   pretty   physical   person -   planting   fat ,   wet   kisses   on   his   reaper   boyfriend   any   chance   he   can   get ,   throwing   his   arm   over   his   shoulders ,   squeezing   tightly   around   his   waist .   but   nothing   so …   vulnerable .   nothing   so   soft .

❝   yeah ,   me   hombre …   least   we   got   that .   ❞   eyes   close ,   and   mind   twists ,   as   he   muses   on   that   new   perspective .   for   the   grim   fucking   reaper   himself ,   taako’s   always   found   kravitz   to   be   more   optimistic   than   he   is .   it’s   refreshing ;   for   the   man   that   represents   The   End   to   have   such   a   hopeful   perspective -   it   soothes   taako .   it   heals   wounds   he   didn’t   know   he   had .

❝   honestly ,   i   dunno   if   there’s   much   more   that   the   big   guy   could   take   away   from   me ,   ❞   taako   mumbles ,   pulling   away   from   krav’s   shoulder ,   unable   to   meet   his   eyes   ( he’s   not   used   to   being   honest   and   open ,   cut   him   some   slack ) .   ❝   i’ve   kinda   lost …   everything ,   and -   well ,   shit ,   most   of   it   came   right   fuckin’   back   to   me .   so   with   us   having   all   the   time   in   the   world   t’fight ,   and   some   really   stubborn   dicks   in   our   lives …   maybe   we   won’t   keep   losing   stuff .   just -   ❞

a   deep ,   almost   defeated   sigh ,   as   taako   finally   locks   eyes   with   his   beau ;   looking   drained ,   looking   defeated ,   looking   a   little   bit   hopeful   and   a   little   bit   hollow .

❝   just   lemme   believe   the   hard   part’s   over ,   just   for   a   lil’   bit ?   ❞

[trcshymemes]

THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞

❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞ 

❝ God lied to me! ❞

❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞

❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞

❝ Liches get stitches. ❞

❝ Are you my friend? ❞

❝ Go out and do good. ❞

❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞

❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞

❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞

❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞

❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞

❝ What brings you happiness? ❞

❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞

❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞

❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞

❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞

❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞

❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞

❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞

❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞

❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞

❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞

❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞

❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞

❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞

❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞

❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞

❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞

❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞

❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞

❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care.  ❞

❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞ 

❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞

❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it.  ❞

❝ What brings me joy is…life.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞

❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞

❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞ 

❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞

❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞

❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞

❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞

❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞

❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞

❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞

[malchancevilain]

The Adventure Zone Sentence Starters

“Abra-ka-fuck you!”

“A lot of people think my big ideas are small dumb bad ideas. “

“Elvish is not dorky, Dad!”

“Hey, how long do you get to stay a fucking T-Rex, because I’m worried that some balance issues might pop up.”

“Hey thug what’s your name I’m about to tentacle your dick!”

“I don’t want you to have an infinite bag of boys.”

“If you’ll just look at this Extreme Teen Bible… “

“I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.” 

“I love this narrative thread of you trying to befriend everything that tries to kill you.”

“I’m giving up the guilt I feel at the shitty thing I did.“

”[Name], what makes a good hero?“

“Normally, a much better equipped woman has to come in and save us.”

“Say no to bad dick!”

‘Swear to God, the first thing I do when I get outside is that I rat you out.”

“Statistically speaking we were probably gonna kill him anyway”

“There are certainly folks along the way that we’ve unhelped.”

“Um… it’s me. Hi, I’m [Name?] You know, from TV?”

“Well as I always say to the wife before I hop into bed, make room for Greg!”

“Yeah, I’ve watched TV before. I know how these things go.”

“You know, it doesn’t always have to be ‘goof goof dildo’. I’m travelling around with the boner squad and I never get a chance to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions!“ 

“You pop the most righteous boner.”

“You’re going to be… amazing.”

[slushietm]

happy     munday     i     dyed     me     hair .

[heruin]

And I kissed her, I kissed her like her neck was a river, and I’d been so thirsty. I kissed her like our lips were two lost souls who just found each other. I kissed her hard, cause we both knew I’d been wanting to do that for a very long time.

(via dare-you-to-love-me)

[slushietm]

ALIAS     CHANGE .

          i’m     going    by    taako    taaco    now .    thank    u    for    ur    time .

[impuretm-blog]

                        @bloodtm          /          starter          call .          /          heather          chandler .

                              ❛          if     you     wanna     fuck     with     the     eagles ,          ❜

                                       ❛          you     have     to     learn     to     fly .          ❜

[impuretm-blog]

brand     new     heckin’     starter     call     !     please     specify     which     muse     you    want ,     or     i’ll     chuck     a     random     one     at     you     !

[impuretm-blog]

brand     new     heckin’     starter     call     !     please     specify     which     muse     you    want ,     or     i’ll     chuck     a     random     one     at     you     !