screamer*

ind. sel. priv. oc. loved by tyler.

[joshspankindun]

two happy boys

[venturespetrock]

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biirdbone‌.

@miseryrot!

A particular flavour of dread is in the air, something Emma has only tasted once before - there’s a banshee around and the demon is so often curious about that kind. Unsure of how they actually work, Emma likes to observe and study, she wonders if he senses the death on her, the pulsing black mass of evil that surrounds her body. Wide eyes follow him across the bar, she licks her lips, breathes out through her nose. Anyone would think she was hunting him – and perhaps she is. If only for the purpose of finding a good time to say hello.

       as  soon  as  he  walks  in,  the  feeling  hits.  that  gut  wrenching  feeling,  but  there’s  something  different  about  it  than  he’s  used  to.  he  can’t  quite  put  his  finger  on  it,  but  it’s  certainly  not  a  good  feeling  by  any  means.  he’s  cautious  as  he  makes  his  way  to  the  bar,  ordering  himself  a  drink  and  taking  a  moment  to  scan  the  room.  he  may  not  know  who  the  feeling’s  coming  from,  but  consider  his  guard  up.  

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the  most  surprising  thing  about  sean  is  the  fact  he’s  not  a  virgin  

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❝ You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long. ❞ / jade

+  dirk  gently

        he  doesn’t  know  what  to  say.  jade’s  not  wrong,  he  knows  that  well  enough,  but  to  be  called  out  on  it  makes  his  anxiety  rise.  head  tilts  down,  sure  to  avoid  eye  contact  with  him  and  he  taps  against  the  knuckles  of  the  opposite  hand.  he’s  anxious  and  there’s  a  lot  he  wants  to  say,  but  no  idea  of  how  to  say  it.  he  can’t  remember  the  last  time  he  opened  up  to  somebody,  let  someone  see  how  he  really  feels.  ❛  i  know,  ❜  his  voice  is  quiet,  but  there’s  an  obvious  shake  to  it.  it’s  never  been  a  fact  that’s  gone  unknown  to  him,  but  admitting  it  outloud  makes  everything  suddenly  hit.  

        ❛  i’m  just  scared.  ❜  every  part  of  him  is  telling  him  to  shut  up,  to  bottle  it  all  back  up  and  go  on  like  nothing  happened.  usually,  he  would,  but  he’s  trying  this  time.  he  can’t  explain  why,  but  he  feels  like  it’s  safe  to  talk  to  him.  ❛  my  entire  life  is  feeling  people  die  and  looking  at  crime  scenes  and  catching  murderers,  that’s  it.  that’s  the  entirety  of  my  life  and  then  you  came  in  and  —-  ❜  he  trails  off  for  a  moment,  teeth  clenching  together.  a  shake  of  his  head  and  he  let’s  out  a  shaky  breath,  trying  to  calm  himself  down.  ❛  you  make  me  feel  a  way  i  haven’t  in  a  very  long  time  and  everything  is  just  so  fucking  scary,  jade.  ❜  it’s  a  slow  process,  but  he’s  trying  to  get  there.  he’s  trying  to  let  himself  open  up  to  more  —  or  at  least  one  person.  ❛  i’ll  try  to  change  that,  but  you  —  can  you  be  patient  with  me?   i  just  —  i  don’t  really  know  how  to  do  this  anymore.   ❜

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boom  new  theme  !!  also  a  better  worded  bio  so  uhh  check  that  shit  out  if  you  want

[agentstevie]

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❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

+  dirk  gently  

        ❛  paw  prints?  ❜  he  repeats  the  words  before  slowly  shaking  his  head.  he  thinks  it’s  a  bit  of  a  strange  question,  but  he’s  heard  and  seen  stranger.  his  entire  career  is  a  just  one  long  weird  string  of  questions  and  happenings.  ❛  not  unless  they’re  hiding  from  me,  nah.  ❜  a  beat,  ❛  why?  you  got  some  sort  of  paw  kink?  ❜

[vaememes]

prompts     >     dirk   gently’s   holistic   detective   agency  .  

feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ You’re a person of interest. Even though you’re not necessarily an interesting person. ❞

❝ That feels unnecessarily rude. ❞

❝ You didn’t see anything weird this morning, did you ___________? ❞

❝ Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question? ❞

❝ You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long. ❞

❝ It was good you decided to come with me. ❞

❝ I didn’t decide anything. You said you’d kill me if I didn’t go. ❞

❝ I am not your ________, asshole! ❞

❝ Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. ❞

❝ I’m a holistic assassin… I kill whoever I like killing all day. ❞

❝ I killed them, they were my target.. ❞

❝ __________ you are a dead man. ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? Then why’d you run? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you just say I’m not __________? ❞

❝ Who are these people? ❞

❝ Bite marks. On the ceiling. ❞

❝ They say they got a witness. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ They said they found paw prints. ❞

❝ Paw prints? Like a dog? ❞

❝ Your involvement in all of this is kind of… ❞

❝ You can’t fire me, I just opened a door. ❞

❝ Well some doors shouldn’t be opened. ❞

❝ Well it’s a same day termination, I’d have to delay the cheque. ❞

❝ What do you mean same day? It just happened today. ❞

❝ Don’t you try and tell me that God doesn’t care for us. ❞

❝ Today is the day that it happened. ❞

❝ Listen, I need the money. ❞

❝ That’s what happening is, it means… ❞

❝ I’m sick of the games! No chess, no checkers, no Monopoly! ❞

❝ We are not professionals! ❞

❝ What? It’s always a day right? ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. They happen immediately. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ Oh yeah? How big are his teeth?  ❞

❝ I’m wildly aware! ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? ❞

❝ ‘Cause I don’t know who that is! ❞

❝ You’re not ________? ❞

❝ I kill whoever I like killing all day and if I killed them, they were my target. ❞

❝ That was nice. ❞ 

[hoechloin]

[nicoandninerss]

→ make me choose: yellow or red

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sean  hates  his  job  and  it  really  contributes  to  his  trauma  but  he  also  has  no  aspiration  in  his  life  right  now  and  can’t  think  of  anything  he  would  be  better  at  so  he’s  kind  of  accepted  that  homicide  is  what  he’s  going  to  do  for  the  rest  of  his  life

[venturespetrock]

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sean  went  to  therapy  for  a  short  time  after  candice’s  murder,  not  his  choice  but  his  parents  wanted  him  to  talk  to  someone.  that  doesn’t  mean  he  actually  talked  in  it,  though,  he  didn’t  want  to  talk  to  anyone.  he  was  diagnosed  with  depression  pretty  early  on  (  because  you  didn’t  have  to  be  a  therapist  to  see  that  ),  but  he  was  never  treated  for  it.  he  stopped  going  to  therapy  after  a  few  months  when  it  was  clear  he  wasn’t  going  to  try  and  talk.  his  depression  is  still  pretty  bad  to  this  day  and  it’s  not  the  only  thing  going  on  with  him,  but  he  also  can’t  stand  the  thought  of  opening  up  to  someone.

[briedanvrs-blog-deactivated2020]

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anyway  here’s  an  early  starter  call  while  i  finish  icons  &  do  my  tags.  multis  lmk  who  you  want  it  for,  yada  yada.  

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traptested‌.

       he was smart enough to know when he had been caught, and david shifts his gaze to look at walsh now - a peculiar little glint in his green eyes as he studies the other man. “ yeah. real small.. ” he picks up his coffee and takes a drink. he knew that even if walsh did figure out his identity, the fact that he was jigsaw would possibly remain unknown. all the police knew was that david radford was a cold case. nothing more.

        “and, uh.. what do they think happened to the guy? ” he asks after a moment, keeping his gaze locked on walsh. he’s going through different routes in his head, considering how he would make his escape if things went south. he supposed maybe if he kept the cop talking, he might be safe, but there was no promises. as long as walsh didn’t try to connect him with the games, he would be fine.

          there’s  nothing  exactly  wrong  with  giving  a  false  name  and  even  if  there  were,  it’s  not  as  if  he  exactly  cares.  his  shift  is  over,  he’s  only  doing  this  for  himself  and  whatever  poor  sap  is  about  to  die.  ❛  depends  on  who  you  ask.  most  people  seem  to  think  it  was  a  jigsaw  thing.  probably  ‘cause  of  the  timing  of  it  all.  ❜  

          he  may  not  be  on  the  jigsaw  case  himself,  but  it  didn’t  mean  he  didn’t  try  to  catch  up  on  everything  he  could  about  it.  that  meant  looking  into  just  possible  victims  too  ----  he  figures  it  he  makes  a  connection  with  the  case,  his  powers  will  tell  him  who  the  next  person  is  going  to  be.  so  far  it  hasn’t  worked.  head  turns,  making  eye  contact  before  giving  another  shrug,  ❛  of  course,  no  one  could  know  for  sure.  wasn’t  much  evidence  so  pretty  much  the  whole  thing  is  theories.  ❜