TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Origami Around
Show & Tell
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie
pixel skylines
Kaledo Art
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@malchancevilain
Throws a scalpel at Tokami. "If you going to disappear, a letter would be nice."
“In my defense, there was a lot of work to be done in these last few months.”Pay no mind to the non-reaction of a scalpel being half-embedded in his chest, that’s just deity-hood for you.
Sooooo....Is the DR rp community still alive on here?
Well tumblr’s new nsfw policies kill this site just as I come back to possibly rp maybe? Let’s wait and find out woooo
@wakinguptheghxst [x]
“Tell me Yukino, are your shoes wet? Because it appears that you have been sunk waist deep into denial by the sinking of the S.S. Plausible Deniability. …And the S.S. stands for suspiciously specific.” …The retort wasn’t exactly one of Byakuya’s best works, but it did it’s job of telling Vivi he wasn’t going to be buying her excuses. He had witnessed the girl converse with thin air for a good five minutes before making himself known, so just straight denial wasn’t going to be doing anything for her case. “You can’t exactly make any sort of claim about not speaking out loud, you know. You really were going on at length in regards to-”
i tried. happy birthday asshole
Meep meep, hope police [x]
“I want cool vampire powers.”
“Well you aren’t getting them all tied up in a bow like it’s Christmas morning.” Byakuya replied, using the mirror of the park bathroom to dab at the floating bits of blood on his lack of reflection with a paper towel. It was a task he had done countless times ever since puberty incited his need for monthly “feedings”, but the vampire had never expected it to occur in front of this sort of company....He never intended for Fujisaki to be his target. But an even greater surge of blood in his veins than usual had left his mind in a haze, only fading when the programmer laid limp and bloody in his arms...and with a pair of pointy fangs Byakuya didn’t even know he could grant to someone.Releasing a heavy sigh, Byakuya pulled another towel from the dispenser as he turned to face Fujisaki. From there he got to cleaning up the smaller girl as well, dutifully dabbing at her face and clothes as if she were a younger sibling. Because technically...she was now, wasn’t she?
“The biological changes your body must be undergoing takes time, not even taking into account the normal conditions required for a vampire to develop such abilities. There may even be a chance that you won’t gain any at all, depending on...certain factors.”
“Why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?” having a rabbit would be basically the same thing except a rabbit doesnt whine loudly.
Disney Starters // Accepting
“...Are you suggesting that I take up human trafficking? Because you know, I heard there’s more efficient ways to afford a small animal. Like literally anything else.”
Disney & Pixar Quotes:
“The only girl/boy who’d love him/her is his/her mother.”
“I try to fit in. I really do. I just can’t.”
“Sometimes I feel like I really don’t belong here.”
“The past can hurt, but from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”
“It was worth it if you learned something from it.”
“When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you, and I’m home.”
“When something is hard, there’s always another way.”
“Please don’t go away. No one’s ever stuck with me so long before.”
“Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying.”
“Why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?”
“You just focused on the bad stuff, when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward.”
“You gotta make the right choices.”
“From failing, you learn. From success, not so much.”
“Hmm, let’s see… take responsibility for my own life, or blame you..?”
“I’m not sure how well this plan was thought through.”
“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his/her strength, but by the size of his/her heart.”
“Don’t think and don’t worry. If the time comes, you’ll know what to do.”
“It wasn’t fair of me to suddenly ask so much of you.”
“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived, but we’re dead!!”
“You are SUCH a pain!”
“Don’t worry. S/he likes your butt and fancy hair.”
“I haven’t slept in 8 days.”
“They say if you dream something more than once, it’s sure to come true.”
“I think you broke my nose.”
“[FULL NAME], you are under arrest.”
“I was a major jerk.”
“I wanted to say sorry for the way I behaved in my youth.”
“If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.”
“I ate a bug today.”
“I’ve got a name… and it’s a girl’s/boy’s name, too!”
“Punch him/her. It’s how men/women say hello.”
“S/he’ll never be worth anything.”
“You’re my most trusted friend.”
“You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it.”
“This is a hobo suit.”
“Would you like to stay for dinner?”
“You lied to me…?”
“We’ll have to work on your people skills.”
“This story is about me, not him/her!”
“Everyone has trouble fitting in at your age.”
“Should I leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?”
“Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”
“You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka stuck in my throat.”
“Name’s [NAME]. My friends call me [NICKNAME]. At least, they would if I had any friends.”
“It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”
“You’re a rotten sister/brother. Your butt is crushing me.”
“I hear you cry at night.”
“Do you dream about them?”
“I know that’s why you wreck things and push me.”
“If it weren’t for you, s/he’d still be alive.”
“I tried to save her/him, but it was too late.”
“For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone.”
“How could there be anything wrong with something so wonderful?”
“...If this makes me Donald, I will make it a personal mission to eradicate the Walt Disney Company from all human records.”
random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
“Woah, you have big shoes.”
“Zero is hero.”
“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
“I set you up.”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
“You don’t have a clue.”
“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
“Get rid of the dog mask.”
“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
“I’m just making stuff up.”
“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
“Are you glaring at me?”
“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
“It’s my job to embarrass you.”
“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
“I know a lot about corn.”
“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
“I didn’t do that!”
“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
“You’re completely aroused.”
“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
“I like sleep.”
“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
“We’re making tortillas now.”
“I’m not very nice.”
“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
“The world’s fucked.”
Everyone I RP with deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing me when I don’t reply for like a month
vampire starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !
Human
“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
“I’m not afraid of you.”
“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
“So…how old are you?”
Turning
“What’s happening to me?!”
“Did you just…bite me?”
“This..hurts…”
“Get away from me!”
“I feel…weirdly stronger…”
Newly Turned
“I’m still not used to this…”
“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
“Am I supposed to…kill things?”
“I want cool vampire powers.”
“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
“I have so many questions.”
Born a Vampire
“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
“I’m actually not that old.”
Ancient
“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”
Lore
“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
“No, we don’t turn into bats.”
“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”
Hungry
“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
“You’re bleeding…”
“Go. Now. Before I-”
“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month
feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!
Also!! If I were to reblog a jumpscare post, don’t be afraid and come and smite me! Or just send me an ask and notify me that I did, since I don’t want to hurt my followers on accident
“Please. Everyone knows one of the basic tenet’s of Kirby’s character is how he refuses to allow his dark heritage as a product of Nightmare Enterprises define him. Not to mention that he’s a literal baby. What else do you expect him to do other than eat and expel the waste.”
having me open up is a privilege im willing to revoke at any given time
