IN THE GARDEN

i hide away until the day is through

[impvin-moved]

snnnnzzz im moving blogs cuz this one is messy and a bitch wants to keep it clean hmu @narcabuser 

[dailybadjojocontent]

I’m coming. I’m coming closer. What the fuck are you gonna do when I get there? Huh? What are you going to do when I reach you? You’d better fight back.

[aubergine-moved-deactivated2018]

[pkpaulshow]

[penisinquisitor]

drawing the holy items 

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[kibumkim]

happy fourth of july the united states has small dick energy

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[impvin-moved]

are u a social outcast who thinks columbine school jokes are funny bc

Yeah 😔✌

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Um wat

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

[moneyltd]

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

[woodelf68]

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

[thenightling]

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

[imagine-sebstan]

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

[rubysapphrald]

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

[striffyisme]

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

[ventidrama]

I see matt was submitted and honestly fuck that guy so hard. He starts so much shit and then whines when it backfires on him, he's so fucking annoying

fucking what

- mod monika

[ventidrama]

this is a screenshot from .MATT’s vent. it’s the same content as the screenie you received earlier, just with the username cropped in.

hey i dont know if youre blind or anything but he literally reblogged the post and said it was him, and i also said that i wasnt going to post it with the username because weve spoke about it and its not problematic

but anyway yeah there you go, congratulations. im posting this because he reblogged it himself lul

- mod monika

[impvin-moved]

this is so fucktin funny

[ventidrama]

referring to the columbine screenshot. it's from .MATT, you can search the phrase "columbine video" and see it on vent. i know most of the mods don't use vent currently tho so i'm gonna send a screenshot momentarily.

WE

BEEN

KNEW

- mod monika

[ventidrama]

Imagine throwing a fuss over a roblox video

imagine people taking that stupid bullshit seriously

- mod monika

[ventidrama]

that columbine shooter thing sounds exactly like what someone at my school did and around the same time too and i'm like 😬 don't tell me i know them irl dhaidh

it was just a roblox video buddy pal

- mod monika

[impvin-moved]

if u live in tennessee then i got news for u

[ventidrama]

i made this throwaway account Just to submit shit ive seen on vent what’s up.

good luck

- mod monika

[impvin-moved]

HEY ITS ME

[rynxmusic-deactivated20220918]

okay quick test rb this & tag with whats ur orientation & ur favorite out of context vinesauce quote off the top of ur head 

all streamers are accepted

im gay & its “thank god the rock is gone, that guy can do a suplex’