four, five seconds

I'm River, 25 years old. Not actually a fan of red apples. Former blind guy.

[calebsterling-deactivated201604]

Wait, who?

[imrivermcintosh]

Quinn

[loganadelia-blog]

I finally logged back on ta snapchat.

Definitely hacked. Some guy changed my info ta “Jorge Stombolopenis”, and my snap feed? 

[imrivermcintosh]

Well that’s something.

[calebsterling-deactivated201604]

I tried Starbucks for the first time today and it only ended in one band aid.  I count that as a success, now to get ready for a visit from Ms. Fabray to get some artwork on these empty walls.

[imrivermcintosh]

Careful, she’s a stalker.

[iheartcrawford]

[imrivermcintosh]

Oceannnannnnn

Harperrrrrrrrr.

[imrivermcintosh]

[Text]: Oh, are we going to do a bit of roleplaying?? Alright.

Text: No. I just want to see you. I feel like I barely do.

[imrivermcintosh]

[Text]: You're not my boss~ Can I borrow $5?

Text: Come to my office.

[imrivermcintosh]

[Text]: Says who?

Text: Me.

[queenlfabray-blog]

Was there ever a chance of me putting my tongue in your mouth?

[imrivermcintosh]

Not at all.

[imrivermcintosh]

[Text]: Yes, yes I do and I can't find my wallet to go buy more.

Text: No you don’t. You need to stop drinking.

[imrivermcintosh]

[Text]: SOS. I'm out of tequila. :(

Text: Good. You don’t need tequila.

[queenlfabray-blog]

It could have been you. I’ll have a peasant send you over a box of Kleenex.

[imrivermcintosh]

God, no. Only in your dreams was that a possibility.

[sweetcalifornianrose]

I don’t understand men at all!

One minute they’re completely in love with you, moving mountains for your happiness and the next they’re doing everything possible to make you cry. Is that a new thing? 

[imrivermcintosh]

Not at all.

[queenlfabray-blog]

What a sad day it is for all the eligible bachelors out there in California. As of November 3rd, 2015 Quinn Fabray is officially off the market and exclusively dating someone. As if I would touch any of you mouth breathers anyway. 

[imrivermcintosh]

What poor fellow got suckered into this?

[archiveblog0101]

[imrivermcintosh]

joshevns:

You know those days when you bump into a wall three times, drop your burger on the floor and are unable to do anything without causing a mess? That would be me today. I guess I’m really in dire need of sleep; things have been pretty intense at the station lately. Or maybe I was cursed – that’s it. By Dark Emma. I wish. 

Who’s Dark Emma?

[imrivermcintosh]

Oceyonce ~~ :)

To the left, to the left. Goodbye.