I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Oh my God, i’m not going to send you pictures of my dick.
Assumptions I make. Considerin’ that’s all that’s on there right about now.
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I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Oh my God, i’m not going to send you pictures of my dick.
Assumptions I make. Considerin’ that’s all that’s on there right about now.
TEXT: Well look at ya', got me feelin' like a proud Ma-- then Jason is a no-go, he just likes to fuck for now. But we'll find ya' someone babe.
TEXT: ‘m a fuckin’ sob story. Might be more difficult than ya think.
TEXT: Ya' lost me babe, clear it on up.
TEXT: I wanna date an’ all that cheesy ass shit.
TEXT: I have not slept with the fuck, but have heard many good reviews from other fucks.
TEXT: But what if ‘m horny but I don’t wanna fuck around? First off, I won’t be sleepin’ with this guy. But ‘m ready to do tha whole datin’ thing again. Don’t get me wrong, I find some ‘a the guys on here incredibly attractive - but I’m outta practice.
TEXT: Let me set ya' up with my guy Jason at the hospital, leave ya' nice and sore for a day or two and then ya' will be good.
TEXT: Can ya confirm that he knows what he’s doin’?
TEXT: That don't mean ya' jump on any fuck that shows interest, plus baby- think he's in the closet, I hate to be a buzz kill- but hey, maybe he's good with his tongue?
TEXT: This is me sendin’ a formal SOS then. Help me out, Nor. Before I do somethin’ that ya never let me live down. Cause I’m too damn close to doin’ it.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Oh oh, does that mean if I play my cards right I might get into trouble with you? I really like trouble.
I don’t know about that, ‘m tryin’ real hard ta be good.
TEXT: His lines suck ass, no game whatsoever-- it's PAINFUL TO WATCH. (;
TEXT: Fuck at least he’s showin’ interest. :/
TEXT: Jesus fuck, watchin' some fuck flirt with ya' is so painful babe. Ya' are gettin' desperate babygirl.
TEXT: I’m dyin’ Nor. Dyin’.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
You’re very welcome, beautiful.
There ya go again. Ya can’t see it but I just bit my lip, and that isn’t a good sign if ‘m tryin’ ta stay outta trouble.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Well, if you were, you’d definitely have me fooled, to me you’re in the way-to-hot-to-be-into-computers category. And everyone is a hot mess once in a while, so don’t feel ashamed for that, own it!
Why thank ya, handsome.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Definitely hacked. Some guy changed my info ta “Jorge Stombolopenis”, and my snap feed?
HAHAHAHA.
Fine, lil huds. I’ll screen shot ‘em and send em all to ya.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Hm, I have a feeling you’d not be on here if you were. Besides, aren’t all hackers kind of the opposite of hot girls?
Are ya kiddin’? Tumblr is the first place I’d look for unsuspectin’ victims.
I can’t say ya’aren’t smooth. But I challenge that - a hot girl could definitely be a hacker, even less people would suspect her. I don’t have the technological brains for it unfortunately... and hot? More like hot mess.. haha
Unfortunately, I don’t think I actually get this.
Ah, dang. I was just bein’ sarcastic, since ya’d already mentioned Home Alone. Not one ‘a my smoother moments...
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
Well – you win some, you lose some.
One ‘a them had a moustache on it.
I finally logged back on ta snapchat.
So what better way to become friends!
Thanks, but I already have enough dick pics ta last me a life time.
Thank you! And you are?
Logan. Nice ta meet ya.