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Based on this request! Thank you! Also please go check out @calebsfavoriteusedthong - she does some of my favourite fics and it was an honour to do this request for her! 💖 ─────── Zayne x fem!reader x Caleb Summary: You have the time of your life teasing your boys while they stubbornly refuse to be the one to come first. Tags & CWs: wand on dicks, edging, teasing, dirty talk, cum everywhere, overstimulation, oh how the turn tables, MC is living her best life torturing her stupidly stubborn boyfriends
"Remember all the times you've done this to me?" You say sweetly, rubbing the wand vibrator in small circles between the two tips of their cocks. "Maybe you'll think twice next time, hm?"
They both turn to glare at you.
"Don't push it." Zayne says sternly and you just giggle. It's hard to take him so seriously when he's got that cute little blush across his cheeks.
"Yeah," Caleb says with a grunt. "Don't be a bra- hng, fuck."
You kick the wand up a notch.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" You smile up at them from your place on the bed.
Your two boyfriends stand chest to chest in front of you, deliciously hard cocks right before your eyes, and Caleb's practically got a death grip on your shoulder as he tries to steady himself.
"Can't you - f-fuck - can't you turn it down a little?" Caleb complains.
"Why would I do that?" You look at him like he's asked the most stupid question in the world. "Isn't the point to prove who can hold out the longest? Not a very good test if I leave it on baby mode."
Caleb snarls at you. You know he'll get you back later but right now you really couldn't care less. You're having far too much fun.
Your eyes return to their cocks. Two sets of pre-cum continuously oozing from their tips to run down and mix over the wand. Fuck, you want to stick your tongue out to taste them so badly.
You raise your hand and squeeze their cocks in your grip as best you can, forcing their sensitive tips to press harder into the head of the vibrator.
"Shit." Caleb whines. "You were just - mmm - supposed to be helping, n-not making it harder f-for us."
You ignore Caleb and cast a glance over to Zayne to find his eyes closed and you can hear him attempt to steady his breathing.
"You okay there, Zaynie?" You ask with a smirk.
"I'm...I'm doing f-fine, th-thank you." He stutters breathlessly.
The heads of their cocks are an angry red and you can feel them throb against your fingertips. Surely one of them is going to blow soon.
Maybe...maybe you should help them along...just a little?
"You guys are making such a mess." You sigh dramatically. "Would you like me to clean you up after?"
You look up at them both with the most innocent face you can muster.
"Enough." Zayne says through gritted teeth, not taking the bait and refusing to look at you.
The man opposite him however...
"Mmph..." A muffled whimper slips from Caleb's mouth and you turn to look at him with a triumphant smirk.
Caleb immediately knows he's fucked up.
"Would you like me to run my tongue up and down your cock?" You coo. "Lick up every drop of your sticky mess?"
Zayne groans quietly but Caleb? Oh Caleb's gone, his eyes are going glassy, a stream of moans spilling from his lips.
"God," he chokes out. "Want your mouth around me so fuckin' bad."
You press the button to go up a level on the wand again and their hips jerk.
Zayne's abs are twitching, chest heaving with every laboured breath. Meanwhile Caleb's biting down on his bottom lip, eyes scrunched up tight in pleasure - or pain, you're not really sure which and you don't really care either.
"I'll take you both down my throat after, m'kay?" You say extra cheerfully. "Make you both all nice and clean."
Zayne merely utters a quiet curse but the image of you on your knees is too much for Caleb. He can feel it coming and there's nothing he can do to stop it.
"Shit, shit, fucking shit!" He cries and then all of a sudden cum is practically erupting from his cock. "Hah - f-fuuuck - oh god that feels good."
Caleb's head tips back onto his shoulders, letting out a long groan in relief. You watch in awe as the cum continues to flow, spilling down his shaft and onto the wand.
And then a hand is at the nape of your neck, gripping firm, before Zayne's cock finally joins the other, ropes of cum spurting out and up onto his chest.
"Shit." Zayne says through a strained moan.
You can't quite believe how much cum pours from their cocks. Endless amounts of creamy white fluid keeps pumping out of their tips, slipping down the side of the wand and trickling across the back of your hand.
You turn down the toy to the lowest setting but keep a firm hold on them, watching in fascination at how you seem to be milking every last drop of cum from them. Every time you think they're done, another little dribble comes out.
"Wow..." You whisper to yourself with a chuckle.
"S'too much," Caleb slurs, his legs trembling and barely keeping him up. "But...fuck me, that feels s'good."
Zayne, however, grabs your wrist and removes your hand, allowing him to finally give his poor, overstimulated cock a rest. He looks down at you through hooded eyes, hair completely dishevelled, and gives you a raised eyebrow which tells you you'll be paying for this in the not too distant future.
You turn off the wand, the silence in the room now feeling a little odd after hearing the buzz of the toy for so long, and you watch in satisfaction as the few remaining strands of stringy cum drip from their cocks to the floor.
"That wasn't fair," Caleb says, voice cracking and chest heaving with every breath. "You played dirty."
Zayne grabs the towel from the bed and begins the arduous task of cleaning up the copious amounts of cum.
"She played dirty with both of us." He smirks, looking far too smug. "Don't be a sore loser."
"I want a rematch." Caleb demands and you just roll your eyes.
"Fine," You sigh. "But next time we test it by the two of you fucking me at the same time."
Neither of them had any arguments with that.
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Mc stronger than me cause I would be looking up at them like
FIEOKXNSHABAOAKSSN!!! THIS WAS GOOD FUCKING FOOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS, IT WAS EVERYTHING I EXPECTED AND MORE 🥵🥵💦💦😘
holy shit bro imagine taking a nibble on those beefy arms while he's balls deep inside of you ohhhmy fuckinggodskdnkfkf
he has you on your back in an open missionary position just plap, plap, plapping. your chin is turned away and he's panting down your neck like an animal when you notice the thick bicep bulge, with green and blue veins popping out deliciously.
valko's too busy staring downward at his creamy cock going in and out contentiously to realize your eyes are mesmerized. he's absentmindedly babbling as if he's utterly pussy drunk, so closely. you can hear the vibrations of his voice on your slick skin, all praise and reverence for his divine woman (you.)
you must taste it. just one bite.
nom.
you receive his attention immediately, not totally catching him off guard but his right eyebrow raises quickly. then, a smirk appears on his lips. valko's amusement causes a temporary standstill for the deep, mind-numbing thrusts.
he chuckles sweetly.
"ya like my muscles baby?"
♡ Tight fit ♡
LI: Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, & Caleb Synopsis: The lads men lose their minds when they catch you wearing their clothes. Warnings/Tropes: Explicit, MDNI. Established Relationship, Size Difference, Dubious Consent (Dubcon), Somnophilia (Xavier), Oviposition/Egg Insertion (Rafayel), Spitting (Zayne), Fingering, Degradation, Praise Kink, Overstimulation, & Rough Sex. (holy kink list-) WC: Roughly 800 words per LI. ♡ Bunny's Note: Since you guys loved the Sylus version so much, here is the rest of the boys! Valko's version here!₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
♡ Tight fit ♡
LI: Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, & Caleb Synopsis: The lads men lose their minds when they catch you wearing their clothes. Warnings/Tropes: Explicit, MDNI. Established Relationship, Size Difference, Dubious Consent (Dubcon), Somnophilia (Xavier), Oviposition/Egg Insertion (Rafayel), Spitting (Zayne), Fingering, Degradation, Praise Kink, Overstimulation, & Rough Sex. (holy kink list-) WC: Roughly 800 words per LI. ♡ Bunny's Note: Since you guys loved the Sylus version so much, here is the rest of the boys! Valko's version here!₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
Pocky game with Caleb! (old art)
❕cw: pseudo-incest, somnophilia, degradation, dumbification, p in v sex
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she had awoken to his cock surging inside of her, plummeting into her depths until he found it. the spot that always made her open more for him. impossibly wide and then some.
caleb's gluttony knows no bounds, sadicious whispers licking the shell of her ear: 'it's never enough' or 'i want more'. his mouth slides down the nape of her neck, the skin salty yet sugary sweet. all he can process is the feeling of her ring clenching around his length. the sinful, sticky plaps of each thrust. sleep still graces her body, soft and supple skin pliant under his abusive grasp.
what's worse, she doesn't even scold him this time, just croons into the pillow as he rolls against her. it does something spiritual to him, watching her surrender to his wrath.
"pussy's so fuckin' wet, pips, shit— hah," his voice catches when the head of his cock brushes against her cervix.
her thighs tighten at the feeling, hand shooting back to grab a fistful of his hair. anything at all to help her gain stability as he mounts her.
"calebcalebcaleb!"
her eyes finally crack open, refusing the lull of sleep and welcoming her brother's full-fledged desire. no matter how long it's been, she still feels the rush of excitement whenever their eyes lock— the first taste of sex, of having her caleb inside of her. something that seemed so revolting at first. now she would give anything to stay like this, completely his and ready to bloat herself so full of his cum that it rewrites her entire dna.
a large, calloused hand snakes between her thighs, lifting it up, up, up, until he's got the meanest angle going. his name only grows heavier on her tongue and he laughs breathlessly.
"caleeeb. god you're cute. just a total slut for this, right?" his mockery shoots straight to her belly, coiling her insides.
"oh? you like that? like it when i make fun of how pathetic you are while taking this dick?" the drag of his shaft is slow and torturous.
she nods, tears prickling at the edge of her vision as his hand goes to squeeze her face degradingly. the heat of her cheeks almost sears his fingertips.
"speak."
"hnghh— y-yes! i, ah-ah, like it,"
"you love it."
"i fucking love it!" she confirms, eyes rolling back and drool hanging from the corner of her mouth.
"i know, baby. just makes you stupid as shit, waking you up like this. havin' such a hard time talkin'... fuuuck, i love this pussy. gonna fill you up with so much cum it's insane, pips."
gripping her chin, he yanks her gaze down to where they connect, her puffy clit sticking out like a sore thumb while his cock pumps in and out of her. the way his skin shifts up and down his pretty shaft, the crown of his head peaking each time he pulls out, only to plunge deeper. it's all too fucking much, turning her brain into mush.
she wants to claw her ears off for how vile she sounds, feeling an out-of-body experience with each time she draws out a moan. is this really, truly her? if so, caleb's cock is a religious experience.
"wanna feel my baby sister's dumb cunny cream on me. can you do that? nod your head, goober."
she does and more.
The way my jaw dropped 😳 🥵
Xavier eats you out so intensely you actually end up fainting (18+, fem!bodied reader);
The room was thick with heat and the low hum of your own ragged breathing.
And in between your legs is the head of Xavier Shen, buried tongue-deep in your pussy and eating you out like a starved dog having his first slurp of water in months.
He has you pinned on the couch, his hands spreading and pinning your thighs wide and firmly holding you open for his punishing mouth that lick and slurps with a raw, filthy hunger.
His tongue drags up your slit in one slow, obscene stroke, lapping at the slick mess already dripping from you before flicking your aching and puffy clitoral hood with his tongue. A deep, appreciative groan vibrates against your pussy as you cum once again, his mouth exploding with your juices as you shake and let out a broken cry, eyes fluttering shut like your flavour was his favourite drug.
But does he let go? Not a chance.
He doesn't wipe his chin. He just dives back in, messier, hungrier. Two thick fingers slide into you without warning, curling brutally against that spot that makes stars burst behind your eyes while his mouth focuses on your clit again- sucking, licking, devouring like he’d never get enough.
Xavier eats you out like he was trying to ruin you for anyone else. His lips seal around your swollen clit, sucking hard while his tongue flicks and swirls in tight, relentless circles. Wet, filthy sounds fill the air-obscene slurps and greedy grunts as he devours you, pushing his tongue inside your aching hole and fucking you with it in deep, thrusting strokes, his nose grinding against your clit.
“Fuck, you’re soaking my face,” he growls against your pussy, the vibration making your hips jerk "Love it...love your pussy...missed your pussy so much."
"Nghhh"
"I know, my star, I know..."
Your thighs tremble around his head. Pleasure coiled tight and vicious in your belly, building too fast, too intense. You try to moan his name but it comes out as a broken sob. He only growls louder, fingers pumping faster, tongue lashing your clit with lewd, sloppy strokes until your whole body seizes.
The orgasm crashes over you like a tidal wave of a storm meant to sink ships- violent, blinding, feral. Your back arches clean off the couch, pussy gushing against his eager mouth as he kept sucking and licking through the obscene squirting, drawing it out until your vision whites out at the edges.
You didn’t even realize you were fainting until the world tilted, the white pinpricks beginning to fade into black as pleasure overloaded every nerve, your body shuddering helplessly as darkness swallowed you.
And through it all, Xavier’s hungry mouth keeps slurping between your quivering thighs, lapping up your squirt.
It is only when he runs out of juices to lap he looks up, his petulant frown turning into shock as he realises you actually fainted💀💀.
★ — cheater cheater !
summary: in which you tell the lads boys (who are your controversially close bffs) that you were cheated on.
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus, caleb & valko
notes: all of the guys are lovely and want you…that’s kinda the whole thing i fear. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!), mentions of cheating (obvi), perhaps minor indications of violence…but that’s it (i think).
p.s. i cannot stop making xavier use the sun emoji so like sorry but also not rlly that much bc it’s too fucking funny to me
a/n: should i make this one a series let me know…hehe…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)
© cocoaxia
growing up, caleb never let you see his computer.
at first, you thought he was just being mean, hogging the highest-tech thing you’d ever seen all to himself. then, once you got old enough, you wondered if all the secrecy was for…nefarious reasons. but every time he smiled and ruffled your hair, you just couldn’t bring yourself to think he’d ever watch that kind of stuff.
plus, the thought made your stomach hurt.
eventually, you grew old enough to value your privacy just as much. gone were the days of you sneaking glances over his shoulder and trying to guess his password while he wasn’t looking.
*his password wasn’t your birthday. why wasn’t it your birthday? was it someone else’s birthday?
**it always was your birthday. just typed backwards.
in all that time, you never would’ve guessed the thing he’d tried so hard to keep from you was his own sims fantasy land.
he’d spent hours designing both of your appearances and outfits, chasing accuracy down to the pixel. once he was satisfied, he moved your household into an empty world, so that you were free to live as you were instead of who you should’ve been.
he’s an astronaut, you’re a secret agent. you have a garden, but he always hires someone to tend to it so the plants don't command too much of your attention. his cooking skills are maxed out, as is your relationship level. and there’s a shiny silver band around your left ring finger.
you have a mansion with a motherlode of things to entertain you: hot tub, cupcake machine, karaoke station, rocket ship. and rest assured, there’s a trusty cowplant in the back to deal with anyone who disrupts your peace. over the years, it has lured and devoured multiple incarnations of a certain black-haired, green-eyed, sweet-toothed genius who you could never seem to stop gushing over.
and when the grey hairs come in for both of you, and your time starts winding down…well. he already has twin burial plots mapped out in the backyard, right in the middle of the apple orchard.
not that he’s dreamed about a life with you, or anything.
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I used to play FFXIV, tbh you should make a post about HW/Sylus bc I hadn't caught any parallels. It's been so long.
Thank you for the ask! I was going to give a short answer but apparently you've unlocked my special interest asdfasdlkj
Honestly, the little lightbulb moments when FFXIV reminded me of Sylus and his dragon myth are all scattered throughout Heavensward (and a bit of ARR), so I can't remember each instance, but the entirety of Ishgard just reminds me of Sylus
And tbh I really do headcanon him as originally being from the FFXIV world (where it was possible for dragons and people to be lovers) before being sent to Philos (where he was the only dragon to have a human form and ultimately fell in love with a human)
But here are some of the parallels that stood out to me the most during my playthrough that I just had to talk about them
Sylus Parallels in FFXIV:
Till eternity ♥️🥀 Sylus x MC
caleb is an undefeated champ at the “seeing if my boyfriend knows me” challenge. he sees two chips and knows exactly which one you’d pick. he knows which spoon you would choose to eat your ice cream with, which french fry you’d eat— he’s even got it down to which pieces of lettuce you would eat in your salad, all with accurate reasons for his choices.
“this chip because it has a fold and you like the crunch”
“this spoon to eat your ice cream because it’ll pick up just the right amount, but if you were having a sherbet you’d pick the other one because it’s better for scraping”
“this french fry because it’s longer, crunchier and has more salt”
he’d even go so far as having you close your eyes and choosing for you, then having you look and choose one for yourself (and shocker, caleb gets it right every time)
Valko the man that you are