very specific and kinda stupid headcanons of the lis (but it’s bullshit things i do that i’ve just assigned to each of them)
xavier
takes pics of his car parked and/or videos of him walking through parking decks/lots to remember how to get back to his car at new places
mobile orders at most places bc he customizes Everything and enjoys accruing rewards like…way too much
zayne
notoriously bad about cleaning out his camera roll and has at least four duplicates of each “important screenshot” he’s taken bc he’s afraid he’ll lose it when he really needs it
pretends he’s a youtuber when he makes food/coffee/treats, etc. alone and talks to the audience
rafayel
unironically says acronyms like omg, irl, btw in professional settings/convos and doesn’t care about it like at all
must be wearing at least three accessories at any given point (extra points if there’s at least 7)
sylus
takes pics of every pasta dish he eats and saves it to his pasta folder in his camera roll
has an irrational fear of smelling bad and hates even more when he can’t smell himself so he applies body spray/lotion/perfume like literally every other hour
caleb
takes a selfie of himself every time he’s in an elevator (yes every single time)
enjoys sitting in parking lots a lot and WILL make time to eat a snack and watch videos in the car in one of the spots furthest from everyone
valko
adds !!! and :) to the end of every work message and email to colleagues/peers
cannot stand when cold drinks/cans condensate so he wraps them in a napkin/paper towel so he doesn’t have to feel it
a/n: hi hi ! quick caleb thing i thought of bc i saw this tiktok, i love u yandere caleb …
“okay i found his instagram, he seems normal? he has a sister so that’s a green flag right?” the light from your FaceTime call on your laptop is the only thing lighting up your bedroom.
your friends voice comes through the speaker, “yes! it seems like he has good friendships too and doesn’t brag about the colonel stuff either so that’s good,” she adds on. you nod, both of you continuing to dig deeper into caleb’s life.
you liked caleb, he seemed like a great guy! he was kind, respectful, funny and really fucking hot. there had to be a catch, right?
only a couple clicks later and you’d managed to find his address.
“dude, i think i just found his address,” you laugh, hand covering your mouth.
a ding caused your eyes to flicker to the top of your phone
caleb :P : hey what are you up to? i just got home im so tired :((
“he just texted me right now, said he just got home,” the heat rushes to your cheeks immediately as you text back, smiling when he responds only seconds later.
“helloooo im still on the call y’know,” your friend brings you back to reality. you giggle, apologizing before focusing at the task on hand once more. “what’s his address? send it, let’s see what kind of neighborhood he lives in,” your friend wiggles her brows at you and you immediately screenshot the house and send a link over.
your fingers move quicker than your eyes, too used to her contact being the first to pop up on the share button. you’d forgotten how often you’d been sending things to caleb.
“did you get it?” you ask, already scrolling down the street of his house in skyhaven.
“no? you haven’t sent me anything yet,” she replies easily. the color drains from your face as you open your message app.
[1 screenshot sent]
[1 link attatched]
all sent to caleb.
“oh my god, I’m so fucked dude,” your eyes widen, heart falling through your ass as the one word you now dreaded the most appeared in conversation. read.
“why what happened?”
“I sent him his own address. I’ve never once been over.” the mortification is obvious in your face, your friend immediately mirrors your expression.
“maybe you can unsend it?”
me: oh my god i swear this isn’t what it looks like
“he read it- fuck he’s typing oh my god I’m so fucked it’s so over for me, I’m so fucking—”
caleb :P : i live in the next house over not that one. 104, not 105
“holy fuck,” you mumbled, heart racing as you read his text over for the nth time, your friend shrieks over the phone. okay maybe you’re not completely done for.
caleb sits in bed, smiling at his screen.
you’d finally taken the bait, followed the trail he’d left of himself online. pretty posed pictures, a perfectly curated account. everything you liked and everything you wanted. he put just enough information for you to find everything you’d wanted if you dug juuust a bit, if you were like him. and now he knows you were like him.
caleb is relieved, shutting the live feed off from the camera he’d installed in your bedroom. you’ll be over at his tomorrow, he’ll make sure of it.
masterlist
taglist: @hirayalia @violasepals @txtworlddom @mrs-lixiaqin @pjselee @luvyizhou @colonelkaboom @xyzsbaobei @ellavelysworld @floatingpalelilies @stillseiims ask to be added :3
dude i love ur smau’s so so much!! especially the last few they’ve been exactly what im craving and all the li’s are characterized perfectly and im sosososo grateful u include valko!! thank u for always feeding us fr
summary: in which you tell the lads boys (who are your controversially close bffs) that you were cheated on.
ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus, caleb & valko
notes: all of the guys are lovely and want you…that’s kinda the whole thing i fear. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!), mentions of cheating (obvi), perhaps minor indications of violence…but that’s it (i think).
p.s. i cannot stop making xavier use the sun emoji so like sorry but also not rlly that much bc it’s too fucking funny to me
a/n: should i make this one a series let me know…hehe…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)
is no one going to talk about how u lowk predicted valko a while ago...looks around and taps microphone
so i lowkey black out whenever i post so i have no idea what i would’ve said about this…please give me a frame of reference anon…my interest is piqued pls let me in the know about this
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