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@imsotiredoftryin
FOR THE FIRST TIME theodore nott
PAIRINGS: theodore nott x hufflepuff!reader
WARNINGS: fluff fluff fluff, use of she/her pronouns!, i used all lower caps.
SUMMARY: in which, the usual womaniser finds himself in love with a girl who doesn’t even know his name…
“ITS JUST LIKE SEEING HER,
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
AGAIN…”
“The first time you caught my eye
it was not love at first sight.
Instead a quiet curiosity was
planted in my chest and i knew
it was only a matter of time before
you sunk beneath my bones and
nurtured this deep seated familiarity
into a love so fierce that
i would question if i had
ever been in love before”.
THOSE WERE THE words that theo scribbled down in his journal as he sat in the middle of the courtyard amongst other students on the hot and surprisingly toasty day in Hogwarts. he finally dropped the pencil in his hand as his eyes averted back over to the sight before him, y/n.
theo wasn’t normally one for poetry but ever since the first time he had ever saw her, it was all he could think about.
he found himself in a never ending cycle of writing, constantly writing his feelings and thought down whenever she crossed his mind which was all the time.
it was like she had unknowingly helped him discover a part of himself that he was unaware of.
his gaze stuck to her face that was glowing due to the sun hitting her perfect caramel skin. she sat peaceful on the green grass with a big book opened in her hands, one that seemed to capture all of her attention.
his eyes then traveled down to her hands, her hands that were decorated with multiple rings and her wrists that wore a few bracelets.
she wore a sleeveless v-neck jumper on top of a long sleeved shirt as her yellow tie was tied perfectly. she wore two necklaces which hung and rested against his the tie.
he watched as the slight breeze in the air blew into her brown, perfectly curly, and volumed hair which also had a sunflower tucked into the side of her hair slightly matching her yellow, Hufflepuff tie. he wanted so badly to talk to her, to get to know her, to be near her, but he instead found himself gawking from afar and silently hoping that she would at least turn and look his way.
but wether he talked to her or not, even him just being able to look at her was enough to fuel his slight obsession with the girl.
she was special.
she was like the coffee he needed to energise him in the morning, or even the warmth he needed on a cold and gloomy day.
she was the sunshine that could light up any dark room.
with every minute he spent staring at her, he grew even more curious by the second. he wanted to know everything about her.
he wanted to know why she always wore that one bracelet, why she always seemed to read books published by the same author, why she always played with her hair while reading or even why she always came to the courtyard alone at the same time everyday and sat at the same spot too.
he was intrigued by her, she was different.
he didn’t want to say it in a corny way, but she wasn’t like all the other girls in Hogwarts. she kept to herself, had friends but never minded being alone, was always sweet to everyone, and didn’t care how others viewed her.
classic Hufflepuff.
if you had asked him a year ago today if he thought a hufflepuff would ever had him feeling this way, he probably would’ve laughed in your face. what made it worse was that he was presented with so many chances to go and talk to the girl but instead, he froze up and got lost in all of the words that he wanted to say which was nothing like him.
it was like she had casted an irreversible spell that only pulled him closer and closer to her.
“are you okay?” a voice suddenly spoke, causing him to break from his deep gaze.
he looked away from the girl and looked up which finally revealed mattheo, “oh- yeah, yeah!” he spoke as he cleared his throat and silently hoped that his slight infatuation with the girl wasn’t too obvious to his best friend.
mattheo furrowed his eyebrows as he looked down at his friend who was sat alone, “really? cause if you ask me, it looks like little miss Hufflepuff has you distracted…” he spoke with a small smirk.
“what? no!” theo quickly denied as he jerked his head back at his friends’ words.
matteheo took a moment to look down at the notebook that was sat on theo’s lap as he took notice to all the words written down that he struggled to read due to how far it was, “and what is this?” he asked as he suddenly knelt down to pick up the notebook, and got back up on his feet.
a sudden feeling of panic took over theo’s body as he hadn’t told anybody about his recent passion for poetry that was fuelled due to y/n.
“the first time you caught my eye it was love at first sight,” mattheo began as he read out of theo’s notebook. theodore was quick to stand up in attempts to grab the notebook from his friends’ hand but failed as mattheo continuously swerved his attempts.
“i knew it was only a matter of time before you sunk beneath my bones?” mattheo continued with a surprised tone at what he was hearing.
he had never heard theodore speak ever so passionately before.
“into a love so fierce-” “give me that!” theo interrupted his words as he finally grabbed the notebook from him.
his cheeks were tinted with a light red pigment as a small feeling of embarrassment grew inside of his system.
“your in love?” mattheo spoke with a laugh, “your in love with a hufflepuff?” he continued.
theo rolled his eyes at his words, “can you stop?” he spoke with an irritated tone.
“she’s more than that…” he began, “she’s special, s-she’s like a breath of fresh air in a world filled with copies of each other.” he spoke, his words filled with love as he brought his gaze back to y/n.
her peaceful presence finally bringing back that safe feeling in the pit of his stomach.
mattheo just stood there with his mouth slightly agape, realisation finally taking over him. his friend wasn’t just in love, he was deeply in love.
“wow… it’s worse than i thought, your infatuated nott.” mattheo said in a shocked tone.
he took a moment to look at theo, who put his head down in defeat as his friend uncovered his hidden feelings.
there was a reason as to why he had never told his friend about his liking towards the girl and it was simply because, he wasn’t used to it.
he wasn’t used to liking somebody, at all.
he wasn’t used to constantly thinking about somebody every single moment of the day, or having your heart beat faster at not only the sight of them, but the sound of their name. he wasn’t used to only being happy if he saw a certain someone, or not being able to sleep because of somebody disrupting his thoughts. he just wasn’t used to any of it.
he thought that y/n was just another girl that he would’ve liked for at least two days then gotten over her but no, the past three weeks of non-stop thoughts about her made it clear that it was more than just a crush and that he had to talk to her.
at first he was a little mad at the innocent girl as he wanted to know if she had put a spell over him, but he realised it was all him.
he craved her.
“why don’t you go talk to her, i mean you are theodore n-” “no!” theodore quickly interrupted his friend.
just the thought of her even looking at him made his nerves come to play.
mattheo took a moment to analyse his friends’ body language before letting out a loud laugh, “there’s no way,” he began, “are you… nervous?” he laughed out.
theo rolled his eyes due to it probably being mattheo’s tenth time laughing at him.
“i-i’m not, i just don’t know what i’d say to her.” he explained himself, “since when have you had trouble talking to girls nott? your clearly nervous.” mattheo laughed a little more before stopping.
“you know what?” mattheo spoke which caused theo to listen, “your gonna go over there and just speak whatever comes to mind.” he said.
theodore’s eyes widened at his words, he wasn’t prepared to even be near the girl let alone talk to her.
“what? no i’m not-” his words were interrupted by mattheo who grabbed the boys’ arm and began pulling him towards where the girl was peacefully sat, “yes you are!” mattheo spoke, simply ignoring the boy who was trying to rebel and pull away from his strong hold.
“no i’m not, now fuck off!” theo spoke harshly as he began using his strength to try and pull away but mattheo wasn’t having it.
“yes you are!” mattheo protested as he let go of theo before giving him one final strong push, pushing him right in front of the girl and causing him to drop his notebook onto the floor.
the commotion and sudden figure blocking her from the sun was enough to make y/n finally bring her head up from her book, she looked up to find the brunette boy staring right at her which slightly had her confused.
he looked a little anxious, as if he had been scared.
an awkward smile took over the girls’ face, “um, hello…” she said hesitantly as he did come from nowhere, “can i help you or?…” she continued.
but theo just stood there, like an idiot.
what am i doing, say something. he told himself mentally as he knew how stupid he looked, this was seriously unlike him.
“uhh, i-um,” he muttered out, “no!” he finally spat out as he finally moved out of his frozen state that he was once in before.
and there it was. the usually cool, and laid-back theodore nott was not tripping over his words and struggling on how to even form a sentence.
“oh…” y/n spoke, not really knowing what to tell him as she just continued to look up at him.
her eyes left his as she began to look at the grass, noticing a random, and unfamiliar notebook beside her.
“is this yours?” she asked him before she picking it up, “um yeah.” theo nervously spoke.
just then, y/n’s eyes scanned the page that was open. she quickly realising that it was a poem, her eyes lit up as she looked back at him.
“wait, did you write this?” she asked him as she stared right at him, waiting for a response.
theo’s eyes grew wide at the fact that she looked at the poem that he had made about her, his heart beats sped up due to a little embarrassment.
“y-yeah, but i’m not really a writer so-” “are you kidding me? i love poems!” she exclaimed, interrupted his words.
she took a moment to look a with a wide smile, the smile that made him want to melt.
“why don’t you sit down?” she offered which made him become shocked, “i mean unless you don’t want to then-” “no of course i do!” he suddenly spoke before walking a little closer to her, kneeling down, and sitting right next to her on the grass.
theo turned around and took a moment to look at the girl, this was the closest he had ever been to her and definitely the longest, and the first time, he had ever talked to her.
he took a good and long look at the girl, she was even prettier when closer.
her shoulder lengthened curls captured her face perfectly as they were as healthy as ever, she had a few small brown freckles on her face which is something he had never gotten to notice until now, he also didn’t notice how high her cheekbones were either. her full straight eyebrows were what made her face even more perfect as her almond shaped eyes topped her look off. his eyes then flickered to her her full, succulent lips which were as soft as ever. to top things off, her beautiful skin glowed ever so gently as the sun bounced off her face.
she was perfect… no, ethereal.
her smell too, she smelled addictive.
her sweet vanilla, tonka bean, red berries and mandarin scent was what drew the boy crazy. it made him want to be near her forever and ever.
“do you mind if i read this?” she asked him nicely before turning around and looking him looking him right into his eyes, “uh, sure.” he spoke as he quickly got out of whatever trance he was in.
it wasn’t like she would know it was about her anyways, he thought to himself.
y/n’s eyes went down the page as she read the poem, his writing style completely had her drawn as if it were written about her.
“oh my gosh, this is so beautifully written.” she complimented as she still looked at the notebook, she couldn’t believe how well he had managed to portray his feelings onto the paper.
she turned to look at him, “i-i mean, you sunk beneath my bones and nurtured this deep seated familiarity into a love so fierce? beautiful.” she recited his words as she continued to stare at him, impressed by how poetic he was.
theo’s eyes widened at her sudden compliments, he felt his cheeks heat up.
“thank you…” he muttered as a small smile came across his face, “who is this about?” she suddenly asked him.
theodore cleared his throat, “um, p-pardon?” he nervously asked even though he had heard her perfectly, he was just caught up by her question and did not know what to say.
a smile took over the girls’ face as she let out a breathy laugh, God that smile…
“i said, who is this about? i mean it’s so deep, there has to be someone because this isn’t something you can just make up…” she explained to him, and she was right. there was somebody who had inspired him to make the poem and it was her.
but he couldn’t tell her that.
how was he meant to explain to her that he wrote her a whole love poem, and many more, that a wife’s own husband could probably never make up if he tried.
how could he explain that for the past three weeks, she had been running endlessly through his mind?
how could he explain that every time he saw her, it felt like seeing her for the first time again?
how could he explain that in a world full of chaos, she was the peace in his presence?
he felt himself choke up due to nerves, he really did not know what to say to her. he was confused. he was confused on how this girl had so much power over him without even realising.
“a girl.” he managed to finally spit out, “it’s um, it’s about this girl.” he continued.
his eyes wandered her perfectly crafted face before opening his mouth to speak some more, “there’s this one girl who is beautiful. s-she’s sweet, kind and has been stuck in my mind almost everyday.” he spoke, “but the thing is… i haven’t talked to her yet”.
y/n furrowed her eyebrows, “well if you haven’t spoken to her before, then how do you know she’s all of those things?” she questioned curiously.
“because for three weeks i’ve been sat there like an idiot gawking at her, watching her interact with others instead of being a man and attempting to talk to her.” he explained, “there’s just something about her, she’s absolutely perfect.” he rambled on.
a smile that spread on her face exposed her pearly whites to him, “sounds like your in love!” she said excitedly.
“why can’t you just try and speak to her?” she asked curiously.
theo chucked as he brought his head down before bringing back up and look at her again, “because she makes me nervous, and i never get nervous around girls.” he said.
“but she’s different… she’s not like the rest of them, she’s even better.” he said as he was now getting lost in her beautiful brown eyes that seemed to have more colour due to the sun, “s-she’s special.” he muttered as he dropped his eyes to her lips.
it took everything in him to not just take her in his arms and give her the biggest hug ever, but he stopped himself.
y/n examined the boy and his body language, it was really no secret that he was in love. she had seen many of her friends fall in love so she was pretty good at detecting when somebody was undergoing symptoms of the contagious disease of love.
just as she was about to respond to his words, a voice interrupted her words.
“y/n? y/n!” a voice spoke causing them both to turn their heads, revealing a blonde girl in hufflepuff uniform that theo had recognised from one of his classes, her name was scarlett.
“oh hi scar!” y/n exclaimed happily, her eyes lighting up as she saw her dearest friend.
“i’ve been looking for you everywhere, everyone has!” she said excitedly as she got closer to the duo sitting down on the grass.
“we need to go, it’s girls night tonight and we need to start getting ready remember?” scarlett reminded her friend which caused y/n to gasp, “oh my goodness, how could i forget?” y/n questioned herself.
she grabbed her tote bag and shoved her book in there before standing up. scarlett held her hand out, which y/n took happily and began to walk with her.
however, y/n’s movements came to a halt.
theo watched as y/n mumbled a few words to her friend before turning back around and making her way back over to him, causing him to smile a little.
“i’m so sorry, i never got your name.” she spoke, “so incredibly rude of me.” she rambled on which only caused theo to look up at her and smile due to how cute she was.
his was also slightly shaken at the fact that she really didn’t know who he was, he believed that he had made quite the reputation for himself so it shocked him.
he stood up from the ground, his tall frame now meaning that she was the one looking up at him.
“theodore, theodore nott.” he informed her, holding his hand out in hopes that she didn’t deny his request.
his nerves died down as she accepted his request and shook his hand, “i’m happy i met you theo.” she smiled. her smooth hands felt like something he had been missing his whole life.
“wait can i call you that?” she asked frantically, she didn’t want to offend somebody she had just met.
theodore smiled at how cute she was being in that moment, “of course you can… you can call me whatever you want.” he said, slightly regretting what he last said as he didn’t want to embarrass himself even though it was probably too late.
but y/n just let out a laugh. not one that was degrading, but one that made him realise that she found what he said funny which honestly calmed him down.
y/n finally let his hand go before giving him a heart warming smile and walking off as he just stood their and watch her skip over to her friend with a smile planted on his face.
“you see, now that wasn’t hard was it?” mattheo asked his friend cockily as he came out from his hiding spot behind the tree.
but theo didn’t hear him.
instead, he continued to watch the girl walk further, and further away as his stomach did somersaults.
poem made by: Lyra Wren
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AUTHOR SPEAKS! i kind of based this off of an unpublished draft so if i post something familiar to this, it’s cause i described the character in the same way as the draft
i hope you guys enjoyed this though!!
Holy Ground - Chapter 4
Summary:
Nobody knew that Azriel found his mate. Until she nearly died. This is the aftermath.
Warning:
Rhys Bashing (as usual), Inner Circle Bashing (kinda), Referenced/Implied Sexual Assault, Referenced/Implied Domestic Violence, Discussion of Religion(?), Chronic Injury/Pain/Illness, Minor Character Death (It's probably nobody you love), Magical Work Accidents, Explosions, Injuries
If any of this triggers you or makes you uncomfortable, please take care of your own mental health and don't read it.
if I was one of those astronauts stuck in the space station I'd be vlogging the fuck out of it. they still have the internet connection up there right? I'd be the most annoying vlogger I could possibly be. ooooohhhh nooooo nasa doesn't want me to spill secrets? bitch how are they gonna stop me without coming and getting me!!! GRWM to go investigate the mysterious pinging sound in the decrepit ISS that I'm trapped in!!! I'm doing live streams with the aliens! I'm making an onlyfans that's just me cosplaying as Ripley from the alien movies! nasa for every day you don't come get me the panties will get tinier and tinier. there will be a different kind of black hole broadcast on your website soon!! I'm posting a vid of me messaging and flirting with all the wives of the employees who are taking too long to come and save me. I'm tagging the official doctor who and star trek accounts in every post. I'm doing tiktok dances while the other astronaut is visibly trapped in the airlock behind me. I'm offering to do brand deals with a different country's space program. I'm posting a compilation of me asking the other astronaut "what are we" at the most inappropriate times. I'm going out of my way to edit my videos of earth so it looks flat just because I'm BORED.
Of Oblivious Minds (3)
Pairing: Azriel x Reader
Summary: You're positive Azriel is in love with Elain. It seems so obvious. But Cassian is laughing at you and suddenly nothing makes quite so much sense anymore.
Word count: 2.3k
Warnings: Azriel's POV (it's a warning here), angst
a/n: I am blown away by all of you and your support!! I really love writing for this fandom omg. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy ♡ Let me know what you think!! I'll get the next update up soon!
Part 1, Part 2
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Azriel was losing his ever-loving mind.
A few weeks ago, everything was fine. Not optimal, but fine.
He knew his mate, and that was more than could be said for most of Prythian. But even more than that, he could love her from afar. He could make small remarks and catch the smiles they would elicit. He could send his shadows after her on her walks home, protecting her even though she had the entire Inner Circle looking out for her wellbeing. He could buy the ridiculously expensive pastries she loved and stock the kitchens with them, listening for the small gasps she let out each time she found them.
He could talk to you, listen to you, love you in his small ways, even if it wasn’t the ways in which he longed for.
waiting for us — masterlist pt 2: electric boogaloo
pairing. OT8 x fem!reader synopsis. At age 16 you either get your soul mark (in the form of your soulmates name somewhere on your body) or you become a blank, someone who doesn't have a soulmate. You've long lost any semblance of hope or comfort in the magic of soulmates, despite the fact that you have 8 of them. genre. soulmate!au, college!au, social media!au + written parts, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, smut cw. swearing, mentions of sex, sexual innuendos, skz should be in horny jail, eventual smut (MDNI), domestic abuse, sexual assault/harassment, implied/referenced self-harm, suicidal tendencies/thoughts, male x male relationships (skz are soulmates), polyamory, kms/kys jokes, mentions of homophobia + transphobia, lots of written parts, reader is really bad at feelings, ulzzang pics (this is more so to focus on the fashion), appearance of junhao, yeji and hyunjin are siblings, more to be added wanna support my work? consider buying me a coffee.
go back to masterlist part one. Chapter fourty one. sunset Chapter fourty two. ferret codedChapter fourty three. more rumours Chapter fourty three point five. a talk w/ hyune Chapter fourty four. to nationals Chapter fourty five. andong
bonus chapters: everyone's sexual preferences. thirst tweets. handsome boys. size boyfriend day! memes part one alignment charts
3005 [an atlas heart remix] || masterlist
3005 [an atlas heart remix] || modern hogwarts ! poly sope au
>> they're already together. she's in love with someone else. in a whirlwind of circumstances predetermined by the war they never asked for, 8 friends manage to keep their innocence and cause chaos along the way ((with the help of 4 very familiar troublemakers)). but if it's not hard to fathom werewolves, illegal animagi, and absolute mayhem, why is it so hard for her to accept that love doesn't play by the rules? <<
[spinoff of my au 'atlas heart' !!]
>> a/n : hello hello and welcome to what will probably be the most heinous thing i ever write outside of right thru me and messy love haha yay! this was entirely unplanned and unexpected but i was bamboozled into making a poly sope spinoff so here you go!
please note that this is a "remix" of atlas heart, so all the characters are exactly the same [except y/n is a hufflepuff this time around], but the friend groups and dynamics are totally different, so the plot of atlas heart will not overlap with 3005. you don't have to read atlas heart first to understand what's happening in 3005, but it would probably help explain a lot of things i'll be taking for granted here (the war, the sibling dynamic between jk and y/n, etc) !
that said, 3005 is NOT part of my Hogwarts Series, so the plot of this au will have no impact on the series at all! we're just taking a quick detour <3 <<
masterlist
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>> playlist <<
teaser || intros pt. 1 || intros pt. 2 || tattoos/piercings per character
[1]. "i think it's ripe now"
[2]. get your cardio in and RUN
[3]. "sound good, Princess?"
[4]. there was bbq sauce EVERYWHERE
[5]. hey there sexxxy
[6]. i think i love them
[7]. those big doe eyes
[8]. dessert waffles
[9]. nervous, huh?
[10]. HOGSMEADE
[11]. "Perks of dating a Slytherin"
[12]. we should talk.
[13]. mind your business, medical anomaly
[14]. big ears and little dimples
[15]. "i've got you"
[16]. slytherpuff sandwich
[17]. "just the three of us"
[18]. the remus shrine
[19]. jello shots
[20]. Free Real Estate
[21]. to the tune of cotton eye joe
[22]. what in jin's macaroni nation
[23]. my princess
[24]. "Say it again."
[25]. sexxxy vampire
[26]. the door's door has feelings for you too
[27.] "Ready?"
[28]. Throuple Town
[29]. B L O N D Y O O N G I
[30]. damn she is GOOD
[31]. I WANT KISS
[32]. "you're perfect like this."
[33]. Encouragement Kisses
[34]. robbing a bank
[35]. a puddle of anxiety
[epilogue]. two bros, chillin in a hot tub~~
blossom [part 17] || Best Friend Rule #3
[‘cause all i need is to see you blossom out, blossom out, blossom out]
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a/n : yoongiyn platonic soulmates brainrot go BRRRRR
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IDOLS DONT DATE! — PART 9: SAYING FUTURE GF IS CRAZYYY 😬😬
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IDOLS DONT DATE! — PART 7: THE INTERVIEW.
word count: 2,023
i did not proof read and i am not a professional writer. i will be busier this upcoming week and weekend so uodates may not be as frequent but i will still try!! i hope you guys enjoy this chapter and i actually wrote a lot more rhan i intended to in the first place 😭😭
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“hello guys!! y/n here and today we are going to interview another group today! you may know them with some of their hit songs such as: drunk dazed, given taken and tamed dashed, its enhypen!!! well not right now haha but i am currently on my way to their room!” you spoke, holding the vlog camera as you traveled down the hybe hallways to reach enhypens group room.
you bite your bottom lip once you reached the door, and looked back at the camera you held in your hand. “im actually really nervous i hope they let me in the room” you covered your mouth with your hand in embarrassment. you looked at the camera people in front of you and they were convincing you to knock and that it was okay.
if you ever use the phrase “glorifying obesity,” i genuinely do not think you’re a good person.
if you can’t look at another person in any context without their body type becoming your primary focus and invoking rage or disgust, you have serious issues.
like i really need you to know that looking at another person and seeing only how much they weigh and then having a negative emotional response to that is a deranged thing to do.
IDOLS DONT DATE — MASTERLIST
idol! jake x idol! reader
synopsis; y/n has debuted in a new girl group called EVERLAST under the label HYBE. to get to know all her fellow coworkers and gain more fame for her group, y/n has been tasked to interview other kpop groups for youtube. during an interview with the group ENHYPEN, one aussie accent makes her unable to stop blushing and keep her cool.
sundress [a blossom spinoff] || modern hogwarts ! yoongi au
[i guess you fell into the wrong hands // and now you’re effin with the wrong man]
>> childhood best friends. platonic soulmates. dumb dumb and big-head. no matter the name, their relationship has never changed. the lion and the snake. the promiscuous boy with commitment issues and the girl who sticks by his side no matter what. he’s not himself without her and she’d give him the world if he asked for it. they keep each other whole, nothing else needed when they’re together.
he can’t help but want to fix things when her ex-boyfriend jungkook won’t stop calling, and she can’t help but go along with his crazy plans, no matter how much they cross the lines of friendship. but if they’re being honest, there never really were any lines, were there? <<
[spinoff of my au ’blossom’!!]
>> a/n : so…. i never claim a favorite au because i love every single one and i am obsessed with every single one while im writing it…. anyway, welcome to my favorite au! i have a lot of Feelings for blossom!yoongi and it seems you guys do, too, so please have this entirely self-indulgent spinoff and suffer with me!!!
as someone heavily influenced by music when i write, the playlist is very important in all my aus, but especially here! the writing style of this au will be a bit different from my regular work, so im making a lot of changes to how i structure this one. my authors notes for each chapter will be a single line from one of the songs on the playlist so you have a feeling of where my head is at while im writing – if youre someone who likes to have mood music while reading, feel free to check out the song referenced in each chapter!
BEFORE YOU READ : please make sure you read ‘blossom’ before starting this au as all the characters are the same and the timelines start in the same place, so there will be some familiar events from 'blossom’ that probably won’t make sense here unless you read that one first.
BEFORE YOU READ (x2) : sundress contains explicit content, so i ask that anyone under the age of 18 please not interact with this au (comments, asks, etc) at any point. thank you for understanding!
that said, 'sundress’ is NOT part of my hogwarts series, so the plot of this au will have no impact on the series as a whole. thanks for reading! <<
masterlist
genres : fake dating, fwb, best friends to lovers, mature(???) content????
warnings : a LOT of suggestive content (no fully explicit content), yoongi is everyones favorite thot, jungkook is a total dick for a long time and literally the ONLY source of angst in this whole au!
-> status : [complete] <-
-> taglist : [closed] <-
-> update schedule : twice a week (mon/thurs) <-
>> playlist <<
[01]. she’ll be just fine. [written]
[02]. “I’ll fix this.” [written]
[03]. chlamydia hands
[04]. weird nurse fantasies
[05]. stalker behavior [text + written]
[06]. “Here goes nothing” [written]
[07]. she needs him. [text + written]
[08]. weirdly normal [text + written]
[09]. “I like it.” [text + written]
[10]. a totally real couple
[11]. just his type [written]
[12]. is he right?
[13]. playing this game [written]
[14]. looking respectfully
[15]. “What’s stopping you?” [written]
[16]. lets play Too Hot
[17]. the jealous girlfriend card [text + written]
[18]. make you feel better [text + written]
[19]. youre just H Word
[20]. just friends [written]
[21]. figure your shit out
[22]. smoke break
[23]. say it back [text + written]
[24]. tweeting couple stuff
[25]. stupidly attracted [written]
[26]. granny pjs
[27]. take care of you [written]
[28]. that’s rough, buddy
[29]. OUR room
[30]. filing a complaint
[31]. pee pee dance
[32]. driving me bonkers
[33]. achievement unlocked
[33.5] “I love you” [written] [SMUT]
[34]. still thinking about it
[35]. like a lie [written]
[36]. “… Are we in love?” [text + written]
[37]. a family affair
[38]. do you see this shit applejack
[39]. she said we’re grounded
[final]. off to start a life
[epilogue]. tootsie roll ass
sundress [a blossom spinoff] || modern hogwarts ! yoongi au
[i guess you fell into the wrong hands // and now you’re effin with the wrong man]
>> childhood best friends. platonic soulmates. dumb dumb and big-head. no matter the name, their relationship has never changed. the lion and the snake. the promiscuous boy with commitment issues and the girl who sticks by his side no matter what. he’s not himself without her and she’d give him the world if he asked for it. they keep each other whole, nothing else needed when they’re together.
he can’t help but want to fix things when her ex-boyfriend jungkook won’t stop calling, and she can’t help but go along with his crazy plans, no matter how much they cross the lines of friendship. but if they’re being honest, there never really were any lines, were there? <<
[spinoff of my au ’blossom’!!]
>> a/n : so…. i never claim a favorite au because i love every single one and i am obsessed with every single one while im writing it…. anyway, welcome to my favorite au! i have a lot of Feelings for blossom!yoongi and it seems you guys do, too, so please have this entirely self-indulgent spinoff and suffer with me!!!
as someone heavily influenced by music when i write, the playlist is very important in all my aus, but especially here! the writing style of this au will be a bit different from my regular work, so im making a lot of changes to how i structure this one. my authors notes for each chapter will be a single line from one of the songs on the playlist so you have a feeling of where my head is at while im writing – if youre someone who likes to have mood music while reading, feel free to check out the song referenced in each chapter!
BEFORE YOU READ : please make sure you read ‘blossom’ before starting this au as all the characters are the same and the timelines start in the same place, so there will be some familiar events from 'blossom’ that probably won’t make sense here unless you read that one first.
BEFORE YOU READ (x2) : sundress contains explicit content, so i ask that anyone under the age of 18 please not interact with this au (comments, asks, etc) at any point. thank you for understanding!
that said, 'sundress’ is NOT part of my hogwarts series, so the plot of this au will have no impact on the series as a whole. thanks for reading! <<
masterlist
genres : fake dating, fwb, best friends to lovers, mature(???) content????
warnings : a LOT of suggestive content (no fully explicit content), yoongi is everyones favorite thot, jungkook is a total dick for a long time and literally the ONLY source of angst in this whole au!
-> status : [complete] <-
-> taglist : [closed] <-
-> update schedule : twice a week (mon/thurs) <-
>> playlist <<
[01]. she’ll be just fine. [written]
[02]. “I’ll fix this.” [written]
[03]. chlamydia hands
[04]. weird nurse fantasies
[05]. stalker behavior [text + written]
[06]. “Here goes nothing” [written]
[07]. she needs him. [text + written]
[08]. weirdly normal [text + written]
[09]. “I like it.” [text + written]
[10]. a totally real couple
[11]. just his type [written]
[12]. is he right?
[13]. playing this game [written]
[14]. looking respectfully
[15]. “What’s stopping you?” [written]
[16]. lets play Too Hot
[17]. the jealous girlfriend card [text + written]
[18]. make you feel better [text + written]
[19]. youre just H Word
[20]. just friends [written]
[21]. figure your shit out
[22]. smoke break
[23]. say it back [text + written]
[24]. tweeting couple stuff
[25]. stupidly attracted [written]
[26]. granny pjs
[27]. take care of you [written]
[28]. that’s rough, buddy
[29]. OUR room
[30]. filing a complaint
[31]. pee pee dance
[32]. driving me bonkers
[33]. achievement unlocked
[33.5] “I love you” [written] [SMUT]
[34]. still thinking about it
[35]. like a lie [written]
[36]. “… Are we in love?” [text + written]
[37]. a family affair
[38]. do you see this shit applejack
[39]. she said we’re grounded
[final]. off to start a life
[epilogue]. tootsie roll ass
generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general