to be announced

[imstilltalking]

It was funny the first few times, but you don't have to say "so anyway this is wonderwall" everytime you want to play your guitar please stop being weird about it we know that you know you're talented.

[imstilltalking]

I tried to troubleshoot the dishwasher but it turns out I am not naturally gifted at plumbing, so it would be great if you could send someone.

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[imstilltalking]

My best time on a medium level Sudoku is 4:34, so yes, I have goals.

[imstilltalking]

I consistently hope that ducks are doing well.

[imstilltalking]

I don't do well under pressure, here's my loon call

[imstilltalking]

If you've ever lost a lighter, I can 100% guarantee it's because my boyfriend took it out of your coat pocket then immediately lost it. If confronted, boyfriend will have no recollection of said act, and tell you to calm down when accused. Running him over is the only solution, and all parties are in agreement.

[nevver]

Da Coffee Time

[imstilltalking]

yeah. *lights wrong end of cigarette* I guess you could say I'm pretty edgy

[imstilltalking]

sure, I have plenty to contribute to the conversation. provided you want to hear something irrelevant in the hopes we can change the topic.

[imstilltalking]

Look, I’ve been here before and if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s this: don’t unscrew the cap on your bottle of rum until you’ve prepared the 2 liter of Diet Coke that is already poised under your other arm and ready to dilute the angst.

[imstilltalking]

The government should illegalize flat beer

[imstilltalking]

This music makes me feel like I peed my pants

[imstilltalking]

Hall & Oates gave me crabs.

[imstilltalking]

A poem I wrote about my roommate not inviting me out with her: Fuck you You know I love Bowling

[imstilltalking]

I understand birthdays can be hard but you're turning 23 this existential crisis is a little inappropriate

[imstilltalking]

Sometimes before I make a post I read it to my roommate like, “hey listen to this silly thing I saw on the internet” and read to her what I wrote. if she thinks it’s funny I post it, if not, I post it anyway she has a terrible sense of humor also my lease is up soon if anyone is looking

[imstilltalking]

My inner dialogue would make for a great narrator