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i just like to shitpost he/they

[lover-rotting]

“it’s so good that you have friends!!” im lying through my teeth. im actually seething on the inside and contemplating whether becoming a serial killer is worth the risk.

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

[gurokichi]

“I really want a pathetic loser yan-“

PICK ME!!! CHOOSE ME!!! LOVE ME!!! PATHETIC LOSER YAN WILLING TO WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON IN YOUR AREA CLICK HERE (and by click here i mean my profile please click on my profile)

[uponyourstars]

i start to curl up into a ball after checking my phone one too many times, tightly hugging my sides as if i'm trying to hold every piece of myself together

sometimes i hate the fact you're able to affect me this much— this easily and you're so blissfully unaware of it

may the universe take me out before i take myself out first.

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

I'm delusional, lol

"so you hate me" No, baby, I love you. One chance. I promise I won't be jealous. Please. Please?

idk why you’re asking me! ask them! you got this dude, im sure they don’t care if you’re jealous:)

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

I'm just tryna get this lovable dumbass to confess.

"so you hate me" BABY, NOOOO. I LOVE YOU. WOULD AND WILL WORSHIP YOU. ONE CHANCE. PLEASE???

(I'm a lil delusional<3)

i don’t think you are! (does that make me delusional?) i think you should just go for it and be completely honest :)

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

I'M STUPID, JUST DESCRIBE HIMMMMM

me and him constantly make romantic jokes about “i love you” and kissing and like marriage n shit but then he puts a /p every once in a while and it throws me off cus i’m like “does he like me or not” because i’m quite literally insane about him. he makes me giggly and every time i see a message from him i jump up and reply immediately. he’s so sweet and caring and at first i thought it was just because we were friends but then it seemed different to how he talked to others and i just really wish i knew what was happening in his brain.

this turned into a rant i’m so sorry-

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

Describe this mfer, how he acts, etc... I'm evaluating him.

or are you trying to figure out who he is?

i’m watching you bud. you know who he is if you put your two brain cells together :p

[gurokichi]

You were stalking me…? What a coincidence! I was doing the exact same thing to you <3

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

UGHDHDJJSJE HOW CAN HE BE SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS DJJEMSMWMLANDN2NE AAAAAAAAAA

Oki anywho, hi :3

Your love who worships the ground you walk on. Any and all words that you say will be taken lovingly. They are yours. Use that. They want that.

(This is literally me, lol. ANYWHO, HIIIII!!)

ur so wrong it’s literally meee! the way i would literally do this if the dude i like actually liked me back

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

Fuck it, confess👏to👏him!! He might be just as worried that you don't like him as you are!!! Go for it!! Get it out of your system, and even if he doesn't like you back, you can play it off as a joke or set up! <3

ughhhhhhhh i wish but im way too much of a pussy. I know nothing will ever happen if I don’t say anything but maybe that’s good, I don’t want to hurt him because of the way i act.

anyways, i’m gonna guess that since u r saying this you have a similar situation on your hands, you should go for it too!

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

GO ON THAT RANT. Istg the amount of times I've dealt with that same this... ugh- Anywho!!

it’s like ugh i love this man and i try to flirt with him so often but i feel like he’s so fucking oblivious. i thought it was cute at first and it still is hella cute but i just kinda want him to realize i would literally do anything for him. I wanna be so possessive of him and keep him to be mine. i think maybe it’s partially my fault because i keep saying “friends” when talking about our relationship but im only saying that because i don’t think he likes me back. i don’t think he knows the reason why im constantly online is because im checking if he’s online to see if i can message him. i still feel like a creep and annoying when im messaging all the time. the thing that gets me is i honestly think he’s flirting back i just don’t wanna be the one to admit something.

the fantasies i have about this man might be a little insane but like! so am i!

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

guys i hate the unsent project cus it makes me cryyy :(

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

kibby

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

Having a best friend that's in love with you, but also not(?)... Like, they'll call you pet names, praise you, comfort you.. And yet you can't tell if it's platonic or not... They're obsessed with you but don't know how to say it without being seen as a creep. So for now, they'll be there for you until you say something first. They'll beg for you if they have to. They want you. You. Not anyone else. They just don't know how to say it yet.

(Apologies for sending so many asks... I'm just a silly lil guy :3)

chat are we stalking me? because how are you describing all of this in fine detail 😭

i do feel like damn creep tho because i haven’t had obsessive feelings like this in almost a year but someone broke that streak and like.. idek it’s just ughhhhh

i need to rant about how stupid this man is 😾 i’ve literally been flirting with one guy for like weeks and he won’t take a damn hint.

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

You're right, I'm really fucking bored- But anywho!! Just letting my thoughts run wild...

Your love who lets you do literally anything you want to them. Your love who is entirely devoted to you, and only you. Your love who lets you be as possessive with them as you want. Because they truly do not care what happens to them.

They're yours. All yours.

Ahdhjdjdkdkdnt... <3

it’s me guys, this ask might just be about me 🤓☝️

cus honestly real! If there was someone who i’d know reciprocate, then I’d literally be anything they wanted because i’m just that desperate ❤️

[imsupercrazyenthusiast]

Susbdnnrnt... Your love being "oblivious" to your lil possessive tendencies, you being completely obsessed with them.. And then they tell you that they're the exact same way??? Completely and utterly obsessed with YOU?? Jwjdkdkfjjrrnw!!!!!!

these are so silly to me, you must be as bored as me to send this many but i 100% agree. this is the dream >.<

chat, if only i wasn’t crazy