I’ve really outdone myself this time.
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I’ve really outdone myself this time.
thebleedingedge:
So… your cat can do that and you think it’s a good idea that my six year-old is alone with her?
It’s rarely an issue. Really, she’s getting attention and pets by a harmless little girl, I’m sure she’s thrilled.
Duck!
scarletsokovian:
I liked the part when you scared them all just by showing up.
Thanks. [She shrugs a shoulder.] Nothing compared to that aerial view of your red magic stuff. What do you call it? Beams? Rays? Energy blasts?
thebleedingedge:
Is that the same thing as the raccoon?
I don’t think so? Unless Rocket has a seemingly bottomless void inside of him and can spew multiple tentacles from his unhinged jaw and just hasn’t told us. Also- Goose can’t talk.
cassiesdad:
Are…are you saying you think I could give you a run for your money?
It is a possibility, yes.
Hey, wake up...
nebulousrevenge:
Yes. With Tony.
What did you have?
thebleedingedge:
Sorry, back up to that last part– Your cat is an alien?
Yes. A Flerken, to be exact.
cassiesdad:
Well, I’m also not going to take your cat. Especially when you can punch me into the stratosphere.
That is true. But you can get really small so I would probably miss. Maybe.
thebleedingedge:
As long as it keeps her distracted enough from trying to wander into the parts of the base that are under construction, it works for me.
Yeeaah... Full disclosure though, Goose is an alien that just looks like a cat. She’ probably fine, but I do think you should be aware before you agree to letting them bond. Goose can be clingy.
Duck!
scarletsokovian:
I think you’re right. [Wanda surveilled the scene, making sure that everyone was down. ] Thank you for the assist. There were a lot of them…
Anytime. Kind of the whole point of being a team, right? Besides, I barely had to do anything.
cassiesdad:
Yeah….I think Cassie picked it up. She’s been bugging me for a cat for ages…
Well, I’d recommend getting a different breed. Goose can kind of be a handful.
Duck!
scarletsokovian:
I would get off the ground, if I were you. [Wanda stood, raising her hands up into the air before bringing them to the ground, emitting a violently red shock wave through the ground that brought all the attackers to their knees.] All good down here.
[Carol did as she was told, launching herself into the air right before Wanda’s strike.]
I do always love to watch you work. Nice job. [She clamps a hand on Wanda’s shoulder, admiring her handy work.] I think we can tie them up and call it a day.
thebleedingedge:
She’s keeping my kid company in the lobby.
Oh, thank god. Morgan will keep her out of trouble.
Duck!
scarletsokovian:
No problem. [Wanda ducked, pulling Carol down with her as the bullets flew over their heads.] May I knock them on their asses now?
[She laughs, idly blasting a very large man with a machine gun hiding very poorly behind a tree a ways hind Wanda.] Permission granted. Knock away.
thebleedingedge:
Orange with a little blue collar?
Yes! That’s the one.
Did you see which way she went?
Has anyone seen a cat around here?
Duck!
Thanks for the warning! I think that could’ve taken my head off.