Thingss i love about him:
- when he laughs at me although i dont even know what the hell he is laughing about. He looks so handsome when he cracks up though <3 (although i must look so dumb but im happy that he’s enjoying his time with me 😋)
- The way he does his own thing without giving an f about others
- The way he pins my head down to kiss me when im on top of him (😏)
- The way when he comes in and sees me in bed then he gonna comes to me and hug me (like aww babeee😭)
- The way he burries his head in my neck or my chest (unfortunately got no boobs to offer🥲) when we cuddles (it makes me feel like im his safe space and awww ofc i am YOUR safe space😏)
- He called me his alcohol, dessert and 🧸 (like that is way better then the body punching bag shit when we were first close)
- The way he says certain stuff purposefully to piss me off/ teases me just so he can see my angry/mad reaction because i know he likes it and thinks it’s funny/cute😛 and wants to see it
- His “uhuh” is the hottest thing alive (like i wanna die hearing that)
- His AMAZING movie taste (very different from mine but his movies are real cinematic experiences and taught me how to be patient to enjoy movies since i have always been into fast-paced shits because they r the only thing that caught my attention fully)
- Yeah and he does teach me to be patient as well
- Hate to admit this but great taste in music, teaches me a lot as well
- Him playing with my bum
- The fact that he respects and loves his mom so much and said nothing wrong with a mother’s boy (YESS DADDY)
- When we watch dark and he laughed at me and said “it’s cute that you think u’re right” when im trying to guess who’s noah (like i dont get what’s so funny but ummmmm i LOVEEE that reaction of yours)
- His jokes (he thinks he’s soo funny) and uhm my mean im trying my best to humble him down by not laughing😂
- Whenever i get all sad he would hug me tighter in his arms
- When he pads on my shoulder when i cry and say “it’s alright” (i love you so much)
Things i “hate” about him:
- the way he turns everything into a competition bc “i’m a competitive guy” and as a result i owe him 100000 mc donalds already (like baby i would lose everytime and we both know how much power u have over me <3)
- Think he’s a judge in our debates
- If he ever changes his mind about liking me again im gonna kill his asss (and whoever next bitch he’s intending to fuck)
- When he randomly thinks about work when i give him head and obv work always catches his attention even when he’s with me like duh🤨🥺😤😡🤬😳
- The way he knows that i want him to kiss me but he doesn’t (like wtf is that altitude😒)
- Doesnt want to go to sainsbury car parks with me for the aesthetics
- Refuse to believe aliens live underground
- Too self-aware about how much i like him so when i try to lie he will be like “are you though” and reads me too well and soo i can’t be the pathological liar i have always been (bitch sees through my soul😔)
- How he obsseses over parisian and french (like no disrespect to france but he’s too into it)
- How he doesnt stand up for me when yosef is roasting the hell out of my astrology shits
- Take a long time to admit that my bum is good (not the head though😉)
- Rarely gives compliments 😔😣🚩, instead says “they’re not bad”, “it’s adequate)
- Genuinely thinks that i cant take a joke while i literally can i just act offended sometimes for fun😤
- When he’s tired of fingering me😡
- Sometimes he’s off and just doesnt kiss me that much
- How he says “let’s go back to be friends” so easily like he doesnt care at all although i know he does care
- When he says “u gonna find someone else” and “im not that special”
He’s never been my bf and we came back to friends several months ago. But we crossed the line again😳🥲 (not surprising though), will update more on this list x
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