The Mad Hatter

Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

[imthemadhatta]

New RPG-

Due to school, and exams and mid terms and everything that happens in the whole world to disturb the young people who are currently apart of the RPG, not everyone has been able to interact with one another as frequently as we would like to, however we are dying for new RPers to join us! currently we only have a few roles going, and without more people, this RP isn't as lively as we would wish it to be.

If you do choose to join us after reading this shit piece of writing, then please make sure you read the plots and rules and follow all of the characters in the follow list.

We welcome everybody with open arms and hope you have a wonderful time RPing with us.

You will find the link to the RPG here: http://lookingglassmurder.tumblr.com/

Yours sincerely, The Hatta

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

Florence sighed and twirled a tress of hair around her index finger. “You’re such a party pooper, Mr Hatter…”

[imthemadhatta]

"Party pooper? who do you think creates all the hats for the party to be started!" he chuckled. "But as much as I wish too, I can not give you a hat" he smiled. "I must put my foot down sometimes"         

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

"Oh, but I’m not everyone!" she pleaded with a smile. She looked away and started to pout. "I thought I was special."

[imthemadhatta]

"But if I give you a free hat, then I must give everyone a free hat. No wages for weeks!" he told her. "You're not special enough to have a free hat, if you're not the Alice, or are sent to receive a hat for Alice, I would wish something in return. Hats always come with a price."  

[imthemadhatta]

  "Sure thing m’lady" she smiled. "but it would come at great cost"

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

She sighed and gave him a playful look. “Why can’t you ever just be generous to me, Mr Hatter? I’ve always been a good girl, haven’t I?”

[imthemadhatta]

"Now you know it doesn't work like that" he raised his eye brows. "If I give everyone a hat for free then I will make no business"  

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

She giggled. “Oh, Mr Hatter, you have a hat for everything! Won’t you make me one someday?”

[imthemadhatta]

"Sure thing m'lady" she smiled. "but it would come at great cost"

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

"Don’t I always?" she said sweetly "So how have you been, Mr Hatter? Do you have a sore neck?"

[imthemadhatta]

"Not today" he smiled. "Made a hat for that" he giggled. "Like I always do"

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

"Don’t worry, mr Hatter," she smiled sweetly "I can handle myself."

[imthemadhatta]

"Okay" he raised his eye brows. "If you insist"

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

She chuckled and stretched her neck. “Incredibly sore, mister Hatter.”

[imthemadhatta]

"You sure there honey? you should get someone to check that out" 

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

"Afternoon sir" Thomas bowed slightly. "Pleasure to meet you" he smiled looking back towards him. "I'm Thomas Jones, a hatter of wonderland"

" I KNOW who you are!" Klaus sneered, he was so tired of some people of Wonderland completely forgetting he knew them on what seemed like a weekly basis… "What is it you’ve come to do?" The Alice questioned "Have you come to fit me for a hat or maybe even a crown…." he purred, eyes narrowing in thought.

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

imthemadhatta:

"Well I do wish those things would stop! I don’t need you to be friendly, I need you to be making money for MY kingdom! Hatters are one of the top selling brands in Wonderland and I can’t very run a poor kingdom can I? Go about doing your job for godsakes man!" Klaus growled.

[imthemadhatta]

"And how do I do my job without any fabric?" he cocked his head. "A hatter always needs his fabric" Thomas' voice was stern. "I was only being polite M'dear, am I not aloud to say hello to you Alice?"   

[cheshirekittgrinn]

"Good evening my dear sir" he smiled bowing slightly. "Thomas, pleasure to meet you"

"Is this some sort of joke Thomas? I mean I know you’re the Mad Hatter but it doesn’t really mean you have to be MAD…" Cheshire groaned, and to what pleasure do I owe your idiocy today? A ‘stolen’ teacup? A teapot broken by the hares mad antics? Or am I arresting you today because you broke someone else’s watch. AGAIN?!"

Cheshire shook his head. The man baffled him.

[cheshirekittgrinn]

imthemadhatta:

"That hat is made more for a dog than a cat hatter!" He hissed "I don’t have big great floppy ears I have luxurious silken pointed ones! Also that hat doesn’t go with my outfit either…." Chesh grumbled, it was so hard to find decent help these days….

[imthemadhatta]

"Sorry" he mimicked Chesh. "here, what about this one?" Thomas held out a top hat with a silk lining. "Purple on the inside for my dearest Cheshire" he grinned. "And perky wholes for your minuscule ears" he turned it around in his hand again, placing this one on his head too. "So Mr pick, how does this tickle your fancy?" 

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

imthemadhatta:

"As always." She gave him a reserved smile while she tilted her head a little, looking at him.

[imthemadhatta]

"Are you okay there dear?" he smiled following her head tilt. "Got a sore neck?"

[black-rabbit-florence-obsid-blog]

It was a rather cold day, but that was how Florence liked it best. She was taking a walk through Wonderland, checking on some of her bunnies in the meantime. She knew exactly who it were that would try to slack off. They were never expecting her. All she had to do was smile. 

[imthemadhatta]

"Good morning m'lady" he smiled taking his hat off to her. "checking on your wee rascals I see"

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

"Afternoon sir" Thomas bowed slightly. "Pleasure to meet you" he smiled looking back towards him. "I'm Thomas Jones, a hatter of wonderland"

" I KNOW who you are!" Klaus sneered, he was so tired of some people of Wonderland completely forgetting he knew them on what seemed like a weekly basis… "What is it you’ve come to do?" The Alice questioned "Have you come to fit me for a hat or maybe even a crown…." he purred, eyes narrowing in thought.

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

imthemadhatta:

"You saw me like once before I took the throne I don’t know how I was any better then! You weren’t even alive during the previous Alices reign, I read up on these things you know!" Klaus hissed and shook his head "Now what is it you want with me anyway?!" The boy king asked impatiently.

[imthemadhatta]

"This old brain of mine, i've forgotten I knew you" he smiled. "I was just trying to be friendly to my dear old Alice" He chuckled lightly.  "It's just one of those things!"

[cheshirekittgrinn]

"Good evening my dear sir" he smiled bowing slightly. "Thomas, pleasure to meet you"

"Is this some sort of joke Thomas? I mean I know you’re the Mad Hatter but it doesn’t really mean you have to be MAD…" Cheshire groaned, and to what pleasure do I owe your idiocy today? A ‘stolen’ teacup? A teapot broken by the hares mad antics? Or am I arresting you today because you broke someone else’s watch. AGAIN?!"

Cheshire shook his head. The man baffled him.

[cheshirekittgrinn]

imthemadhatta:

"I’ll only tell you if the hat has holes for me to stick my ears out of, I’m not hiding my bloody animal features so I can be somewhat comfortable!" He hissed "Besides, I’d rather you were chained down first so you don’t try to kill me for revealing the answer to the stupid riddle…." The cat frowned.

[imthemadhatta]

"Done deal" he smiled. "What about this one?" Thomas turned his hand to place the hat on his head. "And the ears? the right size for you?"  

[lookingglassmurder]

is this roleplay open??

It indeed is anon! 

However due to deadlines and exams the people rping havn’t been rping much but it’s open I assure you and you can come and join if you’d like.

[imthemadhatta]

OOC: Well get yer role playing yer wee lil fucker!

P.S. I love you *bats eyelashes* XD

[cheshirekittgrinn]

"Good evening my dear sir" he smiled bowing slightly. "Thomas, pleasure to meet you"

"Is this some sort of joke Thomas? I mean I know you’re the Mad Hatter but it doesn’t really mean you have to be MAD…" Cheshire groaned, and to what pleasure do I owe your idiocy today? A ‘stolen’ teacup? A teapot broken by the hares mad antics? Or am I arresting you today because you broke someone else’s watch. AGAIN?!"

Cheshire shook his head. The man baffled him.

[cheshirekittgrinn]

imthemadhatta:

"You’re asking me like I DON’T already know the answer to the question!" Chesh hissed "The answer is simple and I can give it to you anytime I feel like it if you’d reallllllly rather I spoil my fun of watching you try to guess… you pull the most amusing faces you know when you’re thinking about that riddle." He sniggered.

[imthemadhatta]

"Amusing faces? Chesh, you are madder than me" he laughed. "What is the answer? I have seemed to have forgotten, and my poor head is gone" he poked chesh's shoulder. "I'll make you a hat if you tell me, free of charge?"

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

"Afternoon sir" Thomas bowed slightly. "Pleasure to meet you" he smiled looking back towards him. "I'm Thomas Jones, a hatter of wonderland"

" I KNOW who you are!" Klaus sneered, he was so tired of some people of Wonderland completely forgetting he knew them on what seemed like a weekly basis… "What is it you’ve come to do?" The Alice questioned "Have you come to fit me for a hat or maybe even a crown…." he purred, eyes narrowing in thought.

[alyssharte-deactivated20140603]

imthemadhatta:

"I don’t just want any old hats you fool! Crowns!  That’s all I need! I don’t need a stupid tophat or a stovepipe. I only need or want crowns!" Klaus seethed.

[imthemadhatta]

"Need crowns" he mumbled before turning away. "Very well2 he sighed. "Alice, you used to be fun!"