The Ramblings of an Expert Procrastinator

Brian. 21. Buy me food and we'll become the best of friends

[poisonseaurchins]

[onlytwitterpics]

[the--girl-in-question]

[gif-giz]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when you just quiet listening to your parents go off on you

[hotboyproblems]

ways to give me anxiety:

sit next to me while im on the computer

say “i need to talk to you”

read my messages and dont reply

[hannily]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[hotdogpeasant]

This picture conveys more emotion than anything currently being shown off in the National History Museum

[dannylavvrence]

[shachihata]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[shachihata]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

[mydeddyalabama]

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[toastbutteregg]

[juliamontaguess]

Script: Jaime dies crushed by bricks.

Nikolaj:

[dailydnp]

[snorlaxatives]

i love girls with rough and raspy voices like emma stones voice changed me as a person honestly

[methhomework]

my grandmas a chain smoker ill give you her number if you want

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo