inconsistent slag

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[breathaaaaa]

A KING walked into the snowstorm.

A HOUND padded onto the lonely shore.

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[humblebee-hymn]

Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?

[devilcroc]

this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

[butch-bear-arcadia]

Account from the Large Dyke.

Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.

I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.

10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.

[zemuoga]

first post, kinda nervous! heh,,,

[serpenteaus]

thought me coming back to tumblr would be fun? well take THIS

[gremlin-shaped-asexual]

I had a sudden vision

[zendayamybabe]

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bonyassfish]

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[oliveespineapples]

"i asked chatgpt" well i went to Rockin' Robin and she said that you have all the answers and you just need to stop being so scared of who you are

[jevdart]

The Eye of Vecna // S5 Cleradin

[jayessart]

Link Click sketch😢❤️I love them...

[beanstalk-nicholas]

that horse drawing meme but its falin

[friendlylycanthrope]

Yeah this one passes peer review

[trashasaurusrex]

jax doodles

[emetitur]

emotional regulation with mob!

5/100

[eexhausted]

[thesightofthestarsmakemesmile]

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*disappears into the hole once again*

[eexhausted]

after being called out ‘this tumblr can’t receive messages’ LMAOOOO