Wanna play ball bro? I need a new partner after my buddy Nick lost the game this morning. Told him what I’m gonna tell you. You win, you get to stay human, you lose, I turn you into a new pair of Nike boxers. So far I’ve been shootin hoops wearing Nick as my Nike shorts for 3 hours, working up quite a sweat. He’s soaked!
So what do you say? Challenge accepted?
I'll take that as a yes bro! You'll never lose being around a athlete like me, See Nick here is soaked, so after I beat you on the court, Nick here will be put into my gym bag with all the other smelly loser. Rules: if you leave the court for any reason before the clock runs you lose instantly for poor sportsmanship & forfeit, destined to be a new sentient jockstrap even at that level I still win.
For a sporting chance he passes the ball hard straight at you, you think you finger tips are going to break. YOUR IN! He blows a whistle and the clock starts. With a confidant laugh he sizes you up for ownership. He intimates you snatches the ball & bowls you over for the lay up. You can't help but to watch as his compression shorts move with him. Suddenly you realize your a dead duck, but you don't really believe it's going to happen yeah spandex right. Now your heads in the game your going to beat this guy you try harder an you sink a couple of baskets and you start to play catch up, too late he's up 4 points. He plays like a god given pro blocking your last couple of shots. OMG the clock 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. buzzer. you fall to the court ground. Yup a trapped soul sentient man change into a pair of WHITE NIKE SPANDEX COMPRESS SHORT RED LOGO AND TRIM SIZE 33-34 just like I wanted. A final glories victory scream AH YEA MAN, I just beat the pants off of you IN YOUR FACE SHORTS.
