Spicy nuzi idea (featuring pingas)
Kinda thanks to people being more into the cum component of that n/j post the other day than I thought dnnfnsddk my brain just lingered in that area
I've been playing with the idea of worker drones not having sex parts and that includes solver host drones cause they still got worker bodies, but DD's do cause of the weird way they were mashed with biological creature ...not genes but..something. idk. Whatever it doesn't matter this is not meant to be an actual headcanon for the real show it's just horny drones headcanons, the POINT for this is Uzi doesn't have anything down there but N does.
WD's ofc mimic humans regardless of any practical function, I doubt they have sex drives in a conventional sense but they make out and stuff, I think it's a mental intimacy component and they probably mimic sex like humping as stuff. So that's Uzi's idea of what sex is for her kind, though she's probably aware of what sex is like, the human acts being mimicked.
So when she pictured sex with her bf it was the dry humping stuff... N is aware also WD's don't have anything though! But it's weird for him because he didn't really know what to picture he'd ever do with Uzi cause like obviously the humping is an option but he's like super nervous that she's going to be grossed out if she ever sees his thang (idk common porn logic for this is genitals are covered by a hatch? I don't know I don't think too much about it 🤷 it doesn't make sense so my brain skips over it) so I suppose he pictures keeping it hidden and just doing ..whatever she takes the lead doing.
But I'm imagining like .. maybe it's not necessarily the first time, maybe it is? Whatever the case is they get really steamy and he just gets so worked up the boner escapes 😔 and Uzi's super shocked when she notices, N's mortified to the bone, starts panicking and apologizing. Uzi however is Not grossed out, like it's a little weird but only cause she's never experienced.. that before, didn't know it would be a thing, and there's also processing that ,,, he thinks she's attractive enough for that ..... 😳 Mostly it's fascinating and hot... She's very blushy about it and can see he's embarrassed and doesn't want to make him feel worse or anything.. but she's like . "Umm... I don't mind 👉👈 actually ..."
And she's a little self conscious and kinda confesses such like, sheepishly apologizing she doesn't have equipment of her own, to which N implores her not to feel bad about, that's not the least bit important to him.
BUT Uzi thinks about other methods she's heard of ..
and she asks if she can try something, N doesn't even ask what it is just gives her permission. She's nervous but she starts to touch and lick it, very subtle at first but the more he reacts (surprised first, but then breath getting shaky, trembling) the bolder she gets, eventually getting her mouth around it and getting absolutely lost in the sauce blowing him this is the hottest thing she's ever done and is even more into it than she thought, she's got her arms around his waist lovingly and everything. he's a little afraid to touch Uzi while she does it he doesn't wanna accidently be too forceful, like maybe just barely putting his hands on her arms or something but unconsciously his tail ends up (non tightly) wrapped around her several in times over. He doesn't even have time to warn her before he cums it just suddenly peaks so fast, no complaints though she's got him down to the hilt and squeezes her embrace on his waist as he gushes down her throat and she's just all about it like, legs trembling horny, sidenote I always just imagine this "cum" is just like, clear lubricant I guess and like doesn't feel or taste much different than like actual silicone lube for sex idk 🤷 (if not that than just regular human cum ig, I hate the "cumming oil" thing it grosses me tf out anything but that💀)but point being it's not unpleasant
After she pulls back she's panting to catch her breath, N's super self conscious like it felt great but y'know he hopes that wasn't too weird or too much ......but no Uzi is like all about it she's internally wishing she knew about it sooner lmao, they are very cute about it, she's like fuck that was so hot for my first time doing that and omg my bf is so hot 😖 and it becomes a go to thing for them a lot, and like handjobs as well, though also they'll do the humping thing and even if she can't be penetrated she really likes when his cock is just rubbing against her because it feels wonderfully lewd physically and mentally and also he can still cum from doing that hahaha
Ummmmmyeah I think that's all my thoughts I kinda wrote this at three different points today between being sleepy/having a headache i also know it's kinda all over the place but if I don't post it it'll be in drafts jail forever
