Coffee And Shit

The reasons why your local barista constantly looks less than impressed. Not a Starbucks employee. If you have any suggestions put em in da ask.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

dear barista life

make up your own shit. kiitos. and fuck you also.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

when you train someone really well

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

free cappuccinos because you work there.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

when somebody at work wants sympathy

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

soy milk

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

Trying to compliment people at work.

[danielprace-deactivated20210124]

I got bored and photo-shopped jupiter into a coffee mug.

[ebonykalokoh]

See kids, this is how you handle boredom

[therealuniverse]

Baristas among my followers: time to step up ya game

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

My input on the problems at work.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

Overhearing customers talk about something dramatic.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

Me when somebody cute walks in.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

"Can you make me a bone dry cappuccino?"

[naptimeislife]

the real question is whether taylor has ever had a crush on dr mcdreamy

[drowningmagpie]

[selchieproductions]

That French though.

[languagethings]

that’s just terrible.

[tupaya-devushka-blog]

l’are de oolala

[yourbaristahatesyou]

I’m really only reblogging this for the French.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

We're practically Pi guys.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

[hagtun]

I’m trying to flirt…

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

You're trying to steal posts.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

Smiling at customers a little too much.

[imyourbaristanotyourbitch]

I'm the boss at signs. If you remove my caption you're a massive douchebag.