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May or may not secretly be a Victorian ghost child

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You can call me Oliver, Oli, or something else. I like ghosts a normal amount please please please ask me about ghosts or tell me about ghosts I’m so normal about ghosts

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So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

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Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

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The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

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Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

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Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

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The source of her power:

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The most delicious little strawbebby...

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Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

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lesly-oh

Arklaum

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Her hair finally started behaving and now I am unstoppable

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some future arkco stuff

bugcoat

sun & moon

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Babies,,

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This is why I have TikTok

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Gerard Keay

Laura Nichols

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

Propaganda

Gerard Keay (The Magnus Archives):

Gerard Keay was submitted without propaganda.

Laura Nichols (Hi Nay):

She’s literally a 6’2 very strong lesbian who was traumatized in the first episode but decided to stay for more. Shes dating an immortal lesbian from the 1920s. She’s so cool.

Laura is a tall lesbian who is a literal axe-wielding cinnamon roll of a person. She’s TOTALLY not super traumatized from the first episode. She (along with pretty much every character) has a super complicated love life. What the hell is sexier than all of this??