Наконец смогу закрыть старый гештальт.
Я так давно хотел выложить сюда этот комикс просто потому что люблю своего сына
Хотел бы отметить соавтора чей персонаж здесь присутствует, но AU в котором участвует этот персонаж попросту отсутствует на тамблере.
(I can finally close this old gestalt.
I've been wanting to post this comic here for so long simply because I love my son.
I'd like to credit the co-author whose character appears here, but the AU featuring that character simply isn't on Tumblr.)
Оставлю тогда ссылку на пост (I'll leave a link to the post then): https://www.tumblr.com/mynameischokolatekitty/798661632471465984
[Hariton:You know, sometimes I'm afraid to leave her alone.
Black King:Why?
Hariton:Look at that wall now.
Black King:Huh?But I don't see any-]
[Did you have to shoot me down? You could have just teleported onto wall near me.
Hariton:Then we would have missed the joy of being saved~
Ada:I would have experienced that moment of joy if I hadn't met you today, but unfortunately we're sleeping together.]
[Black King:What the hell?]
[Ada:Do you need bones? I'm cooking a deer for dinner. Should I throw the bones on the fire or boil them?
Hariton:I'd prefer both.
Ada:Okay.
Black King:Oh, you like bone marrow too?
Ada:Mmm...Perhaps we should have dinner only together.
Hariton:Whyyy? Surprising guests is always fun~
Ada:But not in the 13th century...]
[Some fool:Get away from the girl, demon! I won't let you devour her soul!
Hariton:Sir, we're talking here, could you please stop disturbing us?]
[Some fool:How dare you order me around, you vile demon! I will destroy you! You will no longer be able to commit your atrocities!
Hariton:Perhaps you should learn some etiquette before challenging me? Or were you raised by peasant cattle.
Ada:Hey you freak, were you following me?!]
[Some fool:Yes, I was following you! Seeing the dark energy within you, I couldn't pass by! Now I see why, don't worry, I'll save you!
Hariton:Aaah, he means our "snack time"~
Ada:You shut up. We're about to have a fight.
Hariton:Don't worry, kitten, a flick of my fingers is all it takes.]
[Some fool:Don't be so cocky, demon! I am one of the finest warriors among the white mages! I won't give you a chance to win!]
[Black King:What the fu-
Ada:I've seen this over and over again, and it still creeps me out.
Hariton:What a convenient way to knock some arrogance.]
[Hariton:Well well, if this was "one of the best" I wouldn't mind seeing the others. I hope his memories are as appetizing as his remains. Oh yeah, take the spear, honey, it's a nice souvenir.]
[Hariton:Aaa~ So that's how things work around here~ Looks like I've found a new hobby~ But how long has it been since I killed go~ods? This is going to be a pleasant journey.
Ada:Listen here, asshole, where are you planning on going?!]
[Hariton:I'm going to exterminate gods and white mages. Don't worry, I'll be back for dinner~ *kiss*
Don't try to stop me, you won't succeed anyway~
Ada:Oh, you really think so?!
Hariton:Hah~ I hope you'll maintain your fighting spirit when I return~ Once I drop the heads of the Celestials at your feet, we'll continue our conversation~]
