headcanons about talking objects

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Rules, Info, and FAQ

Rules:

1. No NSFW asks. This account is run by a minor and is followed primarily by minors. 2. I reserve the right to not publish headcanons that make me uncomfortable. This very rarely happens, but if I find an ask too dark or suggestive it will be trashed. 3. For a look at the kind of people we do not welcome, please see here.

This is really all you need, but for more info please keep reading under the cut.

Info:

1. Characters are tagged as "#[name] [source]" [ex. #suitcase ii] 2. There are also tags such as #headcanons or #not a headcanon 3. For the sake of simplicity headcanons that reference a whole team will just be tagged as "#[team name]" [ex. #bright lights] 4. As of now, all object shows are allowed. The name is simply for nostalgia, since it started off as just an II blog. Feel free to submit from any show! 5. For info regarding the collective of pet/family headcanons, please see the "if you're new" section.

FAQ:

-Are mod applications open? Nope, just me, sorry!

-Who are you? I'm YPA [he/she. It stands for Yang pet anon, and I was as long time anon on this account before eventually gaining ownership sometime in mid 2021. For my main account, feel free to take a peek at @y3esy!

-Why hasn't my headcanon been posted? a] I deleted it [hasn't happened yet] b] tumblr messed something up c] I simply haven't gotten around to it

-What's your favorite object show? I used to be very into Inanimate Insanity [hence my name], but now I tend to spend my days rewatching ATCOE for the most part.

-YPA, where have you BEEN!! It's hard to say nowadays. My interest in object shows is still very prevalent, but I get easily distracted and overwhelmed. I'm much more active on my twitter and discord, @y3esy and @cylinderlightyaoi.

-Is there anywhere ELSE I can find you? Of course! I run an OSC hangout server where you can share headcanons without having to submit them first. Sound interesting? Check it out here.

Admin Shep retirement post

How the blog looked originally

Uploaded 6/21/24

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THIS IS A VERY OLD PULL BUT HOPEFULLY YALL REMEMBER ME!!!! i went by moth on this hc page around maybe 2021ish ???? i mentioned that i couldn't have an account but now i do!!! so so much love to y'all, take care of yourselves!!

ps... team needle for bfdia winner 😋, also hc that test tube's hair just keeps getting longer and longer over the seasons

again, much love, moth

Moth 😕 I missed you

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Scratches head

Hi guys it’s YPA here, been very quiet for a long time. Gonna try to get these few headcanons out before fading back into nothing. Miss yall love yall 🤘

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Silver spoon refers to going to bed as “getting my beauty sleep”

and you know what i support him

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hello. ive come to drop my headcanons, dddont mind me...

OJ doesn't get much sleep. He mainly falls asleep at the most random times, so if he's talking to anyone he'll start dozing off in the middle of the conversation.

Paintbrush has shark earrings — they own a variety of earrings, but these are their favourite of the bunch.

Trophy likes to think that he can beat almost everyone in the hotel when it comes to arm wrestling, but there are a good few people who could do so, without trying.

Microphone owns a motorcycle.. it's technically Knife's, but he doesn't really use it, so she claimed it as her own. She and Soap go for occasional rides on it.

Bumping into Lifering is like hitting a brick wall. It hurts.

Cheesy owns a harmonica, along with an accordion. People dislike how much noise he makes when playing them, which doesn't add to the corny jokes.

Test-Tube & Paintbrush have matching bracelets, Painty having green, while Test-Tube has yellow.

Knife enjoys axe throwing in his free time. He likes to bring Paper along, for the funsies! Even if it scares him half to death..

Nickel has long hair — he only cut it because it was getting tangled as hell, and Trophy, being the ass he is, kept throwing gum into it whenever he could.

Soap likes to knit every now and then — keeps her calm, and when she isn't cleaning, she's most likely knitting something to go with her collection.

The Cherries have broken multiple windows, and have blamed it on either Trophy or Yin-Yang. OJ believes them half of the time.

Baseball & Knife go to the beach occasionally.. i don't make the rules i just want them to kiss

Genderfluid Tissues.

i will return with more headcanons.. just wait..

° ~ 💥🧨 ~ °

all of these make so much sense and i LOVE THEM!!!!

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Pepper has like a bajillion dollars from her dad and uses it all on ugly plushies that scare salt and sh nsmes sll.of yhem

you know i can 100% get behind this..

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also test tube has two lab coats, a outing lab count and a lab lab coat. she used to only have one because she imagined she’d never leave her lab all too often, in early s2, but after a while it was too much. so she has a clean lab coat that stays in the lab at all times, and another that she wears regularly and pretty much everywhere -💥

ones for fashion reasons.. i love her

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gets really close to the mic. test tube and cherries are siblings. “can you imagine the molecular structure!?” “i can, and its boring me to tears!” how can you imagine. because your sister is yapping your heads out 24/7? and you are probably as intelligent as her at a young age?? that’s what i THOUGHT. siblings

-💥 i’m new here hope it’s not taken (💥anon from oscc not mod💥)

I LOVE THISBTW AND I THINK ITS SUPER REAL!!

and sorry using your post to make a quick announcement...

i will be retiring the #ii2 and #ii3 tags, all inanimate insanity related tags will now be tagged as #ii, and #inanimate insanity invitational is also being retired, sorry guys!

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So imagine Mario Kart in the library. Nobody is playing except for Yin bc they dared him to play against the stupid hard ghost NPCs. It starts off really well, with both being in 1st several times. But when the last Leo hits everyone thinks it’s all over till Yin hits a mystery box and it’s a red shell.

Everyone lost their SHIT and Yang has never been prouder of his twin.

-⭐️🩷

i love you yin <3

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yin-yang and cabby made a child inbetween the 14th and 15th episode, offscreen.

Cabby was pregnant, even during the finale. She just wasn't showing.

- 🗄🇷🇸 anon (whoever finds out who i actually am i'm gonna kill you /j)

🙁

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Trophy definitely did the English or Spanish trend and made sure to say it at the worst times 💀

All them are gay anyways smh bruh 😭

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I hc that taco ii just stole a bunch of books to draw in and bc she has nothing else to do shes really good at it

after ep14 she drew all the ii s1 contestants + mic and burned them slightly and stuck them on a tree

when mic finds out shes like “damn, you need therapy more than i thought”

Slenderman ass!!! /lh

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Just gonna dump some HCs for Candle relating to sleep.

She's narcoleptic and a deep sleeper, to the point where it looks like she's dead sometimes (but she ain't). One moment she'll be talking with Silver, the next her flame goes out and everyone begins to worry, the next she comes to and is confused on why Test Tube's checking her vitals. Thankfully, after the first time this happened in between episodes 5 and 6, she's been taking meds to help deal with her narcolepsy, so this happens less.

If she senses someone else not being able to sleep (overworking, nightmares, whatever the problem is), she will make a special kind of tea that helps soothe you to sleep, come to your room, and basically passive-aggressively forces you to drink it. She may sometimes stay by the contestant's bedside to make sure they get the sleep they need. Of course, when she does, she will skip breakfast and meditation time to nap afterwards.

Her sleep schedule is 8 PM to 4 AM, making her the most early bird of the whole cast. Even OJ doesn't get up that early normally. So whenever she does see someone like Cabby up around her time, she's surprised and maybe even shoo them back to bed.

If you can't tell already, she cares about everyone's sleep schedules immensely. If you even so dare as to try and get out of bed, effectively breaking your sleep schedule, and she senses you, she will find you, bring you back to your bed, and stay there until you sleep. I love overprotective Candle HCs no matter how out of character they are, and really she's doing it out of the goodness of her heart, but sometimes you just gotta tell her to stop and she'll leave you alone.

God I fucking LOVE CANDLE!

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So I have this Inanimate Insanity OC (Star Charm) who kinda has a “friends-who-act-like-siblings” dynamic with YinYang. She landed on Paradise somewhere between “I Am Chocolate!” and “Pesty Besties” So imagine YinYang making her watch episodes 1-10 to recap her.

-her and Yang losing their SHIT over “Pudding Boy”

-her wanting to beat the shit out of Silver bc of the way he treats his teams/allies (she’s a co-host)

-her screaming and cheering for bot’s entire arc

-her cursing in Greek (she’s greek) when cabby got eliminated then cheering her lungs out when she rejoined

-Her and Yang making “that’s what she said” jokes after every line and Yin having a resting bitch face every time.

i heart self inserts, and these are super fucking funny

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I love YinYang sm-

Yin crushes on Kaito from Vocaloid and Yang teases him like

“YIN LOOK IT'S KAITO!

“W H E R E ?”

“*hysterical laughter*”

yin-yang has been my fav since before they were super popular, im happy so many more people give them some luv :3

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nickel is transfem and had an (unreciprocated) crush on clover in s3

this one hurts but makes so much sense

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I have some so hear we go

Nickel loves getting scratches on his chin but only likes it when its baseball doing it

balloon has parents that got arrested

suitcase watches miraculous ladybug and her favourite character is Zoe

baseball has a homophobic brother

Balloon is pansexual/trans baseball is Bi nickel is gay (that's pretty much cannon) and suitcase is straight

please tell me your thoughts on these HC (also i'm a bickel shipper)

i do really like these tbh, and im interested in hearing more about the second one if you feel so inclined...