Kinda Sad Needs Cat

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[beemovieerotica]

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[thoughts-memories]

[thememedaddy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

[metamorphesque]

— I'm glad your sickness, Marina Tsvetaeva (translated from the Russian by Elaine Feinstein)

[targetedknowledge]

[tvvntyonepilots]

[the-most-humble-blog]

“Why are you single?” Because healing costs $200/hr, and dating costs $20 per appetizer. I’m budgeting.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[inastarrynight]

in need of a sugar mommy tho

[catchymemes]

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

I love the dad but his response made me immediately think of this:

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[vexheart]

[vexheart]