Warlock Cryptid

I'm El, 32, he/they, transman, gay ace. I’m an ASL interpreting student. I’m inatrice on ao3 and most other sites. 🔞

[inatrice]

My DA sideblog can be found here 😎

@asexualtabris

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[kosmogrl]

[history-of-fashion]

ab. 1912 Evening dress by Jean-Phillipe Worth (Paris)

silk satin, silk voile, glass, metal, machine lace

(Kunstgewerbemuseum Berlin)

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[blignick]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[inatrice]

🤔

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.