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*after Led Tasso*

Ted: I think we finally went too far this time.

Beard: You should have thought of that before we started.

Ted: I was busy going too far!

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Rebecca: How do I get out of the friend zone?

Keeley: Oh my god, who put you there, bestie?

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Keeley: Do I look like Ted to you?

Rebecca: What? No!

Keeley: I SAID DO I LOOK LIKE TED TO YOU

Rebecca: NO!!!

Keeley: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME???

Rebecca: Oh my GOD KEELEY

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Jamie: Be careful with my emotional baggage. It’s designer.

Keeley: You genuinely concern me.

Keeley: All the time.

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Keeley: I get paid enough to pretend to be either helpful or heterosexual.

Keeley: If people want both, then I’m going to need a raise.

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Dani: I have no idea what I’m doing.

Dani: I just know I’m doing it really well!

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Rebecca: Nora, why are you drinking coffee?! It’s midnight, and you’re fourteen!

Nora: Time is an allusion. You just don’t understand.

Nora: Also, I haven’t finished my homework that’s due tomorrow.

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*hungover*

Richard: I feel like my brain is an IKEA catalogue.

Sam: How do you mean?

Richard: It feels like everything is written in Swedish, but I barely speak Swedish.

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Jamie: Do you think bananas have feelings?

Roy: You know, there’s a lot of things I regret.

Roy: And right now, this friendship is one of them.

Jamie: …

Jamie: But do they?

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Beard: You forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn’t you?

Ted: *drinking from a vase* What makes you think that?

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Roy: I want to talk to you about something?

Keeley: Okay.

Roy: Well, I have recently discovered that you’re single…

Keeley: *nods*

Roy: And I’m single…

Keeley: Yep.

Roy: And I was wondering if you wanted to… single together…

Roy: Romantically

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Higgins: How do you plan on explaining your way out of this one?

Ted: Verbally, because judging from the look on Rebecca’s face, the musical number I prepared isn’t going to work.

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Keeley: I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.

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Ted: If y’all don’t play ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ at my funeral, are you really my friends?

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Rebecca: I pretend to like people every day. That’s part of being an adult.

Rebecca: That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.

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Nate: You’re toast!

Will: Oh, yeah? You and what toaster?

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Keeley: I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

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