"But just like a vampire, I don't exist!"

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*Looks like someone new has arrived! They were really doing nothing but sitting there with a stupid smile on their face, like this didn't phase them*

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[ REBLOGGED SOMETHINF ON THIS ACCOUNT INWAS TRYONF TO REBLOG ON MY SHITPOST ACCOUNT I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE ]

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help me Dr Sunshine died and i need a docto

*N0t my pr0bl3m, cry ab0ut 1t.

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damn bitch you live like this?!

*Y3s. D0 y0u h4ve a pr0blem?

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*VIOLENTLY KNOCKS ON YOUR COFFIN(?) do they sleep in that thing or uhh*

*THWAPS YOU WITH SHOVEL*

*WH4T TH3 SH1T D0 Y0U WANT

*also yes they sleep in it they’re not dead or anything it’s just comfy*

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Meow :3

*AAAA444AAAAAA4AAAA

*they are deadly allergic to cats*

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WILLWOOD

*wh0?????

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*they walked up to the front desk, just staring at you for a moment*

*d0 you. H4ve any lilys. I n3ed like. Tw0.

“Uhm- i have some, they were growing really good a bit ago, but now they’re doing the exact opposite”

*they got up, walking to the middle of the shop, before grabbing some lilys, handing them to you. They seemed a bit wilted, but that’s all they had*

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*uh. Y0u c4n keep th0se i gu3ss. N3vermind.

*they looked at some of the other flowers*

*3h,, i c4n w4it unt1l y0u h4ve more.

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*If 4nyone n3eds m3 I’ll b3 in my c0ffin.

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*hands you a shovel*

*JUST THWAPS YOU WITH IT*

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YOU HEARD ME

UR MUM GEY

*KYS.

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ur mum gey

*excus3 m3????

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I MEAN YOUR GAY

*1m str4ight.

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Jesus Christ man you seem like you have blue hair and pronouns get outta here

*wh4t the f4ck is that suppos3d to me4n. Do3snt 3veryone h4ve pr0nouns.

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FIREY BFB‼️

*wh0 the h3ll nam3s th3ir child fir3y.

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Welcome to hell!!!

*Th1s do3sn’t l00k lik3 h3ll. I th0ught it would b3 m0re,,, Firey.