Incompetent Nerd,CEO Of Jelsie

I love nerding out about books.

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Has anyone watched princess bride? I think that could make a hilarious supernatural investigations au.

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Ya ever had a door so hard to open it might be giving you wounds?

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Hear me out,sleeping beauty AU with Quinton as the sleeping beauty and Maria as the prince 😂

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I have an idea for a Cinderella AU but I have no idea who each of the characters would be,obviously Amari is our Cinderella with Dylan as the prince but who’s the evil step family?

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Amari Night AU scene: baby Amari wailing in her crib,Vladimir”what’s that infernal noise?” Apprentice”Your daughter?” Moreau”Our what?” Apprentice”The baby you two adopted!”

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Swap AU scene: the kids (mini night brothers,Victor,Fiona,Magnus,René and Harlow) all looking at red liquid on the floor.Fiona”Do you think that might be blood?” Moreau dips his finger in the liquid and licks it”It’s just strawberry jam.” Harlow”WHAT IF IT WAS BLOOD?”

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Arranged marriage au scene:Dylan”How soon can we get married?” Amari”How about when we’re ACTUALLY adults?!”

(Continue if you want)

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Got my dad to help me make an AO3 account today! I’m waiting for an invite😁

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So a lot of us have decided the Night brothers might as well be their own ship so I propose when talking about them as a romantic pairing we call them “Fruitbats” (I love puns)

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Amari night au scene: baby Amari laying in her cradle,Moreau”Hey sweet baby girl.😁Did I ever tell you about the time I killed a man?” Picks her up

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Amari Night AU scene:Vlad after extracting some of Elsie’s blood”Why is it BLUE!?” Moreau”Hell if I know…I do still really what to know what it tastes like though.” Amari”I’ll drink it.” Elsie from her cage”😨”

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Grandpa Vlad au idea: Amari and Quinton bring Vladimir to a museum (with Moreau and Dylan tagging along) and the night brothers see a lot of their stuff on display.

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Madame Violet trained the Night brothers head canon scene:Violet”these are my new apprentices!” Moreau”Blood!” Other magician”uh they seem to have some pretty serious blood lust.” Vlad”Blood!” Violet”Oh yeah they love the stuff they never stop talking about it.”

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Swap AU,Amari”The other day I was in a really boring meeting then had the horrifying thought that I wished Dylan would kidnap me!”

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Amari Night AU scene:Amari who has been sent to the Bureau to spy meeting Elsie and listening to the radio Elsie made.Radio”A recent attack from Raul Moreau and his partner in crime Sergei Vladimir”,Amari”husband.” Elsie”huh?” Amari”They’re married”

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Dylmari scene:Dylan”Bye Amari I’ll see you when you wake up and if you don’t wake up I’ll still see you because I’m gonna kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever!🥰”

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Sooo who is your favourite character cause I wanna know

Amari or maybe Lara