[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[13razzers]

how it shakes its head back and forth omg I’m going to kill myself

[stimman3000]

.

[anarchblr]

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

[gecsplaining]

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

[tanricaimera]

[karsapologist]

K.K. Slider: bwop bep wo mo dee doo gop, tee bee sa bwoo bor qwip dip beep

Me:

[therunawayhistorian]

5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

[898-deactivated20210515]

im going to hell yall want anything?

[tropadasqueens-deactivated20191]

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[saleh-nix]

[planetdope]

[parkavenueprxncess]

[ocea]

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

[one-and-only-beauty]

[glamzery]

[glamzery]