You're cute, can I keep you?

Giver of hugs | Writer of bad stories | maker of too many puns | SAO | Toradora | Fairy Tail | Pokemon | Nisekoi ~ "I want to be your favourite hello and your hardest goodbye"

[buberryz]

Welcome back, fairy tail!

[memewhore]

[rockboci]

gunyatta

pissed™

[peanbut]

Would he actually shoot the guns or just throw them?

[rockboci]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[pokemandex]

Pokedex Entry #008 - Wartortle

Its tail is large and covered with a rich, thick fur. The tail becomes increasingly deeper in color as Wartortle ages. The scratches on its shell are evidence of this Pokémon’s toughness as a battler.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[femputations]

mewtwo is savage

[idktimdrake]

I need more pokemon shaming

[perceptionsofabrokenreality]

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

[renamonkalou]

Foggy morning Bastei | Daniel Řeřicha

[pokemandex]

Pokedex Entry #007 - Squirtle

Squirtle’s shell is not merely used for protection. The shell’s rounded shape and the grooves on its surface help minimize resistance in water, enabling this Pokémon to swim at high speeds.

[definitelyoneoftheguys]

It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords; great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived for another ring was made. In the Land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others. And into this ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

[frodo-sam]

Ride now!… Ride! Ride to ruin and the world’s ending!

[kashmimo]

2 types of yuunoa

theyre married af no matter which one it is tho

[kotsume]

[seventh-progenitor-ferid-bathory]

Krul loves her forbidden fruits

I like making memes that require too much effort

[pokemandex]

Pokedex Entry #006 - Charizard

Charizard flies around the sky in search of powerful opponents. It breathes fire of such great heat that it melts anything. However, it never turns its fiery breath on any opponent weaker than itself.

[ultears]

one hundred days with nalu ♥ day four ☞ first job

[leupagus]

oh my god IT’S TRUE