Dildo Baggins

Literally what the fuck is going on

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[teaboot]

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

[teaboot]

Artist's recreation of incident

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

I like that both OP and the cat are crying

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[mvwcreates]

It’s been a week since the previous cast of Hadestown left the stage and I’m still reeling about how wonderful that performance was! That show is such an inspiration for my art thus far, it felt right to give The Walter Kerr Theater this artwork as a huge thank you!

I can’t wait to see the new cast and cheers to the theater for hosting us all, to sing it again and again. 🌹

If you want your own print of this piece, they are available in 3 different sizes!!!! 🥹❤️

8.5x11 here

12x15 here

16x20 (limited copies available) here

[ponkolo]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[fembutchboygirl]

He's overseeing an officer in training too. How hardworking. Security cat is an inspiration to us all.

[marinella-ela]

[woodelf68]

Exciting new footage of the Loch Ness monster turns out to be a false alarm.

[oblivionloading]

Your extensive collection of Arby’s coupons has no effect.

[oblivionloading]

You require more Tylenol.

[omghotmemes]

A jokester, eh? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you?

[aqwult]

[roseviernahall]

GF: "Hey baby can I see your phone?"

Me: "Uh, yeah one second"

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

HERE IT IS

[ultimatebottom69]

That’s hilarious

[metalgirlysolid]

did I ever tell you bout the time I made a dude rage quit in a /k/ star wars thread?

some dude made one of those “WHO WOULD WIN?” generals, and it was 5 Panzer Tanks vs an AT-AT and one dude kept sayin the obvious AT-AT but most of us are SW fans so we were all “nah, the shields only protect from blaster fire” but this dude INSISTED “ACKSHUALLY, ITS SUPER CARBO-STEEL, IT SAYS HERE ON THE STAR WARS WIKI, ITS SUPER STONG DURRRR” and I fuckin blew his ass out with one simple image…

and then he said “The films arent canon” and everyone in the thread immediately shit on him til he stopped posting

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post