incorrect alex & lena

totally (in)correct agentcorp quotes. not all quotes are mine

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Alex: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.

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Alex: Are you sober?

Lena: No, Aquarius.

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Kara: Do I look like Alex to you?

Lena: What?

Kara: Do I look like Alex to you?

Lena: No, not at all.

Kara: Then why are you trying to screw me?

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Morgan Edge: Fuck Lena Luthor

Alex: I'm trying!

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Alex, sarcastically: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Mon-el: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... uh...

Alex: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

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Kara: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Alex: What?

Kara: “Where’s popcorn?”

Alex: *leaves*

Kara: Alex, where are you going? Was that joke too “corny” for you?

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Kara: What if lollipops moaned every time you licked them?

Alex: STOP

[m-aeybe]

Alex: STOP

*lena walks in*

Alex: hey lollipops

Kara:

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i have to admit, this is 897324923 times better

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Kara: What if apples screamed every time we took a bite out of them.

Alex: NO

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Alex: *hands Lena a note*

Lena: What is this?

Alex: Your to-do list.

Lena: It just has your name on it.

Alex: Yes.

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Kara: What if lollipops moaned every time you licked them?

Alex: STOP

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How were your results? 💖

thanks for asking!

i thought during the test “i will nail it” but appearently i didn’t.

my results aren’t that bad just lower than i expected. so i’m looking at my university options trying to choose a few that would accept me.

(sorry for the messy reply. english is not my native language, i’m trying my best to string a sentence)

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Lena: *unbuttoning shirt*

Lena: It’s really hot in here.

Alex: Yes, I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Alex: If you could have anything you wanted for your birthday, what would it be?

Mon-el: I think it would be to be told I was a meaningful and valued member of this team!

Alex: Oh. Well, we got you something else.

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Lena: Babe I learned how to read palms

Alex: Really? Read mine.

Lena [takes her hand, focusing for a moment]: oh wow

Alex: What is it?

Lena: It says it belongs on my ass

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Alex: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Winn: Yes.

Alex: I was hula hooping. Lena and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Winn: Oh my God.

Alex: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Winn: Why are you telling me this?

Alex: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]

Winn: You sick bitch

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Lena: Hey, Alex. Can you come hold me for a minute?

Lena: ...It's for science.

Alex: You know you don't have to make excuses for me to hug you, right?

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Alex: Sir! I'm coming with you.

J'onn: Thank you, Alex.

Mon-el: I'm also coming with you.

J'onn: Not necessary.