#source: dinosaurs

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Some may say I’m an overzealous control freak with paranoid delusions but I like to think of myself as a loving papa.

[waterfire1848]

Young!Dick, hitting Bruce with his spoon: Not the Alfred! Not the Alfred! Not the Alfred! Not the Alfred! Not the Alfred! Bruce: You do that one more time and I’m gonna throw you across the room! Dick:…Not the Alfred! [ Bruce throws him onto the couch. ] Dick: Wheee! Oof! Bruce: Dick: Again!

[hitchell-mope]

Cameron: some may say I’m an overzealous control freak with paranoid delusions but I like to think of myself as a loving papa.

[inheritthewheeled]

Pelswick: Because of Julie. Bobby: She nice? Pelswick: Yeah, she's pretty hot. Bobby: Hot! Don't touch! Pelswick: No, this is the kind of hot you WANT to touch. Bobby: ...I don't get it.

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Nathan: I know you!

Jean: He remembers me!

Nathan: Not the mama!

@thealmightyemprex @bikkue @professorlehnsherr-almashy

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: I think the sensible thing for us to do is clear the air. Steve: Ok- Stephen: I hate you.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Hey, Harper, can you help me move the fridge?

Harper: Sure, Duke.

Stephanie: No, no. Allow me.

Stephanie: *opens the fridge and takes a slice of pizza*

Duke and Harper:

Stephanie: What? I made it lighter.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Homer: (explaining how everything is either a vegetable, rock, or animal)

Bart: What about fire?

Homer: Vegetable.

Lisa: What about water?

Homer: Water is the opposite of fire, which we have previously established as a vegetable. What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit! So, water is a fruit. Fruit is not a vegetable, so it has to be an animal or a rock. We know it's not an animal, so therefore, fruit is a rock.