st. malo (in)correct quotes

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marie-laure bursting through the door, visibly panicked: guys, werner is missing!

daniel, unbothered: finally

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jutta: let's write werner a friendly note, shall we? dear........incompetent.........dumbass.......

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werner: hey babe, what's the name of the guy who lives down the street?

marie-laure: his cats names are walter and rose

werner: that's.....not what i asked

marie-laure: that's all the information i have

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frederick: i've never been in a snowball fight before, i don't know the rules

werner: what?

frederick: is there a point system, or is it to death?

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werner, holding his and marie's newborn daughter: she's so beautiful....

doctor: we're gonna need to give her some shots, sir

werner, completely oblivious: oh hell yeah, it's her fucking birthday. pour up

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frau elena, to one of the nuns: i just had a long talk with werner and jutta about hitting each other and now they are yelling 'it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence' before hitting each other

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marie-laure: *speaking french*

werner: i know, i know.....

frederick: you speak french?

werner: hell no, i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language marie speaks

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jury: you're being charged with jaywalking. how do you plead?

werner, leaning into the mic: i'll take the death penalty

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frederick: hope i don't wake up

jutta: same

frederick: see you in hell

jutta: oh no. i meant i hope you don't wake up. im chilling

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marie-laure: there was a motor close to where i am right now

daniel: a motor-? a motorcycle?

marie-laure: oh, sorry. a murder

etienne: that escalated quickly

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marie-laure, after manec explains them the new plan: that sounds like a terrible plan

etienne, unbothered: oh, we've had worse

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jutta: don't worry, i have a permit

nazi officer: this just says 'i can do whatever I want'

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young henri: what are you writing?

young etienne: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information.

young sophié, looking over etienne's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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OKAYYYY BITCHES IM BACK

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marie-laure: vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

aunt manec: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE???

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frederick: now werner, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay???

jutta, eating chips: not me, i just wanted to see the look on your face

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marie-laure: werner and i are no longer dating

werner: that’s a terrible way to tell people we are married babe