Exploding Candy Canes

Incorrect quotes from your favorite dorks

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Todoroki: If hair and nails grow long, how come teeth doesn't?

Bakugou: ...

Bakugou: A good night's sleep. Just one.

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Todoroki: We can't solve all our problems with murder

Bakugou: How about this one problem?

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Kirishima: You're smiling! Did something good happened?

Bakugou: Can't I smile because I feel like it?

Todoroki: Midoriya tripped and fell down the stairs

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Deku: So how did Kacchan confess to you?

Todoroki: Well it wasnt while watching fireworks

Todoroki: It wasnt in the midst of battle while one of us is wounded

Todoroki: It wasnt while watching the sunset by the shore

Todoroki: It wasnt while one of us lay barely alive

Deku: ...

Deku: So through text

Todoroki: Yup

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Todoroki: *Goes online*

Bakugou: Shit what do I say?!

Kirishima: Uh...think of a topic

Bakugou: "Fish"

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Bakugou: Don't correct me!

Todoroki: Don't be wrong!

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Todoroki: *pokes Bakugou's ear with a ruler*

Bakugou: What the fuck are you doing?

Todoroki: Measuring your patience

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Store: "Now hiring losers"

Todoroki: Oh look, Bakugou

Bakugou: Fuck you

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Todoroki: I bet you wouldn't be able to say 'bubbles' while making it sound threatening.

Bakugou: ...

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Kirishima: What is wrong, Bakugou?! You've screaming 'bubbles' for the past hour!

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Bakugou: *mumbling* you look pretty

Todoroki: what?

Bakugou: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT

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Bakugou: Are you a broom? Because you swept me away.

Todoroki:

Todoroki: ...so you're dirt?

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Bakugou: I failed my safety course today.

Todoroki: What happened?

Bakugou: Well, one of the questions was "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Todoroki: And?

Bakugou: Apparently "fucking large ones" wasn't the right answer.

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Todoroki: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Bakugou: Which one? I can't do both.

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Bakugou: What's wrong with you?

Todoroki: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.