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Al Hashimi: you are my sun, my moon, and my stars

Santos, tearing up: that’s really gay

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Whitaker: why is Al Hashimi calling you Gollum?

Santos: it’s Golam, not Gollum. It’s Farsi for ‘my flower’

Whitaker: I just assumed she was making a lord of the rings reference, because youre her precious

Whitaker: also because you’re a creature of the dark who haunts the night and scares other humans

Al Hashimi, passing by: Golam is very precious to me, yes

Whitsker, pointing at Al Hashimi: see! Told you!

Santos, blushing: shut the fuck up, fuckleberry

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Al Hashimi: I’m leaving

Santos: WAIT IM PREGNANT

Al Hashimi: ….to go to work. I’m leaving to go to work.

Santos: oh

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Santos: can I flirt with you for a second?

Al Hashimi: go ahead

Santos: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS

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Santos: What are you in the mood for?

Al Hashimi: World domination.

Santos: That's a bit ambitious.

Al Hashimi: You are my world.

Santos: Aww...

Al Hashimi:

Santos:

Al Hashimi:

Santos: OH

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Al Hashimi: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Santos: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Santos: You look good in that hoodie.

Al Hashimi: You know where else I'd look good?

Santos, with zero hesitation: My bed.

Al Hashimi, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Santos: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Al Hashimi: I wrote you a poem.

Santos, already crying: You did?