Incorrect Battle Ego Quotes

Echo belongs to graveyard-melodies and Natewolf was made by smolwash and can be found on bigbadnatewolf

[smolwash]

Comprehensive Commission Info

PayPal.me is mysticmeer

Venmo is Miriam-Lauer

Cashapp is $MysticMeer

Commission Pricing:

$5 for a oneshot

$10 for a twoshot

$15 for a threeshot.

I’m experimenting with smut so I may start taking smut commissions in the future with a slight upcharge if people are interested.

Tips are SUPER appreciated but definitely not required.

I also have a Kofi and it is mysticmeer if you feel like tipping.

Fandoms I write for: Ace Attorney, Beetlejuice, Be More Chill, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Classic Literature, Critcal Role, Dark and Dicey, DC, Devil is a Part-Timer, Durarara, Dice Camera Action, Hamilton, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, Hetalia, Jacksepticeye egos, Markiplier egos, Marvel, NateWantstoBattle egos, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Red Dead Redemption, Seven Deadly Sins, Star Wars (all 3 trilogies), Heathers, Percy Jackson

[smolwash]

I could really use the money to help get out of an abusive situation

[smolwash]

We are getting kicked out with literally no money to our name

[smolwash]

Hey all! I'm stuck in my fiance's mom's backyard in a tent. She's verbally, mentally, and emotionally abusive. She's threatened violence to my fiance before too but only holds off because he's not a minor and we can call the cops.

We can get a camper but it's 3200 dollars and I haven't started work yet. We're getting increasingly desperate to get out.

Anything helps.

Cashapp: $MysticMeer

Paypal: mysticmeer

Venmo: Miriam-Lauer

[smolwash]

We are literally getting kicked out in 3 days. We have 2 dogs and a cat and we have no idea what to do and no money at all.

[smolwash]

Hey guys I know I haven't posted in a while. I've got lots in the works. But I'm struggling rn.

I got fired. I have rent covered but I don't have money for food.

Commissions are open or if you just want to help

Cashapp: $MysticMeer

Paypal: mysticmeer

Venmo: Miriam-Lauer

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Window unit AC just died last night and we need a new one.

I know there’s a lot of stuff going on right now but my fam needs a new AC unit. There’s no way in hell we’ll survive this heat (it’s been nearly 100 degrees all week where we live) without an AC. 

New ones cost upwards of $200. Please help us.

COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

DONATIONS HELP SO MUCH!

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mspanama78?locale.x=en_US

[sweetest-honey-bunny]

Not Invited

Natemare: [Notices tattoo] Who's Jesse?

Y/N: [Laughs] Well, it wasn't forever

Natemare: [Chuckles] His loss

Y/N: Might be your gain [Walks off smirking]

Natemare: [Looks at Phantom] Dude, I'm so in

Phantom: [Smirks] Yeah, she's gonna eat you alive

Natemare: Hey, I just got out of jail. Bring It

Y/N: [Walks back over winking at Phantom] You're invited, too grumpy

Natemare: [Points at Phantom] YOU ARE NOT INVITED

Phantom: [Chuckles]

[incorrect-battles]

Phantom after meeting a new potential contract: i asked what their favorite book was. And they said... and I quote "i don't read" how do you not read?!

[incorrect-battles]

Natemare:could it be...you fell in love?

Natewolf:*tenses*

Natemare:oh, his tail’s swinging baby he’s in love....wha? *sees Natewolf’s expression and rushes over* are you serious? You, who’s never had a girlfriend or boyfriend since ever? Wow! You really have changed!

[smolwash]

Commissions

I am officially opening commissions. My Venmo is Miriam-Lauer.

Commission Pricing:

$5 for a oneshot

$10 for a twoshot

$15 for a threeshot.

Tips are SUPER appreciated but definitely not required.

I also have a Kofi and it is mysticmeer.

[smolwash]

I now also have a paypal so whatever payment method works for you we can work out

Fandoms I write for: Ace Attorney, Beetlejuice, Be More Chill, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Classic Literature, Critcal Role, Dark and Dicey, DC, Devil is a Part-Timer, Durarara, Dice Camera Action, Hamilton, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, Hetalia, Jacksepticeye egos, Markiplier egos, Marvel, NateWantstoBattle egos, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Red Dead Redemption, Seven Deadly Sins, Star Wars (all 3 trilogies)

[smolwash]

I also have cashapp

[hiraethfulsystem]

PayPal.me is mysticmeer

Venmo is Miriam-Lauer

Cashapp is $MysticMeer

[incorrect-battles]

Phantom:you stabbed someone?!

Natewolf:you weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Phantom:*sighs* what did he say?

Natewolf:"what are you gonna do, stab me?"

Natemare:phantom he has a point

[incorrect-battles]

Natewolf:*vibing*

Phantom:*bursts in* I know everything I need to know about you.

Natewolf:you do?

Phantom:*points to the news reporting on Natewolf’s latest toony destruction*

Natewolf:ah, you do.

[incorrect-battles]

Any time the other egos feel insecure:

Natewolf:*appears* you da hottest bitch in this place

[incorrect-battles]

Natemare: It's a mental breakdown!

Echo: [ plays kazoo ]

Echo: [ stops ] But, seriously, Mare; I'm here if you need to talk.

[starlite-sin]

Tarot Readings

Hey ya’ll, I’m opening up tarot/pendulum readings! These ones are gonna be more expensive than the commissions simply cause they can be difficult and take up a lot of energy. 

Basic yes/no cards: $10

Love Spreads $15

Career spreads: $15

Past Life spreads: $25

Basic Pendulum readings: $5-10, depending on what you’re asking. 

You guys can either reach me through here, or discord.

Reblogs are super appreciated 

[arocoomer]

Natemare to Phantom: You look like a businessman with an extremely specific fetish

[bigbadnatewolf]

Natewolf:*not looking up from what he was doing* because he IS a businessman with an extremely specific fetish.

[smolwash]

I made a groupchat for bi peeps called “How Do You Do Fellow Bis?”. Feel free to spread the word and if you’re bi, please request to join :)

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Really REALLY Bad News!

Well as some already know, my tooth needs to be pulled. But in the process of getting commissions for THAT my effing laptop fucking died on me. 

Meaning my tooth issue is now being put on the back burner until further notice.

So now I have no laptop!! 

Which is Very Fuckin Bad cuz I need a laptop to actually be able to get and do any work. So now I’m putting all the funds for my tooth pulling into getting a new laptop. 

I only have $100 but need $400 for a ‘new’ one. I’m currently ¼th away from my $400 goal. 

If anyone wants to commission art or writing from me PLEASE hit me up! Any art commissioned will of course take longer to deliver because I’m going to need a comp to do them but I WILL get them done! 

DONATIONS HELP SO SO MUCH!!! 

You can donate here! PayPal.Me!

And commissions are very very appreciated!! Even just spreading the word would be wonderful!! 

Please reblog!! I need a laptop to be able to survive. Without one I have no way to work and pay bills!! 

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!! Thank you!!!

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Hey everyone! 

Even worse news! 

My dad lost his job and the one he had lined up to go to said he failed his physical (they won’t say HOW he failed it but they assure us he totally did?). 

We currently have about $300 in the bank. 

That won’t even pay for 2 of our collective bills. And that’s not counting how we need food and meds refilled. So please SIGNAL BOOST this! 

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

All of our bills are due now. 

We’ve put my mom’s car up for sale (no buyer yet) and we had to pawn my mom’s necklace. 

But that only got us enough to pay the water bill. 

We don’t know what we’re going to do now.

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

THINGS HAVE BECOME SO DIRE THAT WE’VE HAD TO START A GOFUND ME. PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND! WE’RE IN SOME DEEP HOT WATER! 

GoFundUs!

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

i really dont have any hope left

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Just an FYI, i’ve added my gofundme info to a reddit forum i qualified to post on (the assistance one), with no luck so far. i’ve posted it here, reddit, twitter, and DA. 

[matronofthevoid]

Everything is about to get shut off. Idk what we’re going to do now.

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

We’re just waiting for the inevitable now. Once the power gets shut off I won’t be able to work, then after the water gets turned off the gas will get shut off. So this is it.

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

we got a couple small things handled thanks to someone donating a bit. the internet got shut off so we paid that (plus the ‘reconnect’ fee), we paid my dad’s phone bill, got a few days worth of food plus put some gas in the car.

but we still don’t have enough to cover the water or the power. 

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

the start of the month has arrived and we’re already getting new bills for the month. even tho we just barely managed to pay a good chunk of the last ones.

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Well y’all, it’s now official. We’ve completely run dry on any food. Like…at all. We’ve got some random condiments in the fridge and ice in the freezer. That’s IT. 

We’re so lacking in food that we had to send my nephew to his mom so he could be sure to get fed. 

So could anybody send a little cash our way so we can maybe get more groceries? We’d all be grateful for anything you can send us.

Paypal GofundUs

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

My dad still has no job (but is still looking). I managed to get a couple commissions in order to cover food for a couple weeks. 

But now our internet bill is due in a bit over a WEEK. If anyone could commission me so I can keep our internet up so I can keep my job I’d be grateful!

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

The internet bill is due TOMORROW. 

It’s $177 and we only have $20. 

Without internet my dad can’t continue to look for work and I cannot do the small amount of work I can get right now. Please donate and help us stay afloat. 

[stuff-from-the-void-matron]

Internet got paid by a miracle. 

And now? Water bill is due. 

Which is literally our most EXPENSIVE bill at over $400. That sounds ridiculous, right? It is. We know. 

But there’s nothing we can do about it right now, and yes there’s a WHOLE story. So now I’m scrambling to come up with the money to pay THAT. 

We can’t go without water. We need water to drink, bathe with, and clean dishes. 

[sweetest-honey-bunny]

Questions

Natewolf: Hey Phantom, how much dish soap could a human drink before they died?

Phantom: ....

Natewolf: I'm asking for a friend

Phantom: ....

Natewolf: [Sighs] Fine, fine

Natewolf: [Yelling] MARE! PHANTOM SAID NO!

Natemare upstairs: ASK HIM ABOUT BLEACH

Phantom: [Makes a mental note to childproof the cleaning supplies]

[Special thanks to @smolwash for letting me include her battle ego in my blog 💕]