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Julian: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Julian.  Kitty: But you're Julian.  Julian: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Alison: I can't find Humphrey anywhere.

Mary: Well have you looked closely? They’re a small person.

Mary: They might be obscured by a houseplant, or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes.

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Captain: Ew. What kind of tea is this?  Robin: I boiled gatorade.

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Pat: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kitty's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Alison: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Kitty: Yeah, I could drink legally!

Pat: I could hang out with the boys!

Julian: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Julian: Thomas won’t wake up, what do I do?

Mary: Did you try kicking them?

Julian: Yes.

Mary: I’m out of ideas.

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Kitty: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Alison: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Julian: Something’s off.

Fanny: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Julian: No, but that’s funny.

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Thomas: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”.  Thomas: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Alison (brainstorming ideas for a prank): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?

Pat: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.

Alison: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?

Pat: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Alison.

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Alison: I have a problem.  Robin: Kill it.  Alison: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Fanny: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Humphrey: You left me, Robin, and Mary in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Fanny: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Kitty: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.

Alison: What?

Kitty: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.