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@incorrect-bunker-quotes
Todd: If you don’t shave your pits, you’re fucking disgusting. How else are you gonna make the best armpit farts??
Mantis: Yeah I like BBW! Beautiful Badass Witches.
Rena: [puts face in hands]
Marvin: Prepare to meet your maker.
Jackie: How you gonna fit 23 million people in here??
Milo, annoyed with Quinn: Where’s the off button on this thing??
Marvin: Right here- *kisses Quinn’s neck*
Quinn: *Ragdolls* HHHHHH-
Mantis: Every time I slurp my slushie it makes a fart noise.
Todd: AND EVERY TIME WE KISS, I SWEAR I CAN FLY!
I'm gonna go kidnap a baby and then wake everyone up.
Bunker!Jackieboy Man, about to go get his nephew for breakfast and then wake up the household.
Never Have I Ever
Ethan: Never have I everrrrr... fucked a demon?
Todd: I wish.
Josh: Oh mood.
Kai: Surprisingly haven’t.
Rena: It’s debatable that I have.
Mantis: Heheh-
Isa: *Takes drink*
Kai:
Ethan:
Josh:
Todd:
Rena:
Mantis:
Isa: What? Anti-
Jackie: Fucking Antisepticeye, man
Jackie: Fucking... Fuck him.
Jackie: Gonna fart in his coffee when he’s not looking, watch him take a sip.
Jackie: Fucking asshole.
Chase:
Chase: Do you need a hug?
Todd: Stick a gun up your butt and commit Toot Shoot.
Oh shit waddup, people actually think our characters are funny-
IT'S 2019 STOP CANNIBAL-SHAMING ME!
Todd, canonically speaking in the bunker roleplay
Tarinn, with a large box in her hands: What would you say if I came home one day with four puppies
Jackie:
Jackie: What’s in the box
Tarinn:
Jackie: Tarinn whats in the box
Tarinn: oh i think you know
Marvin: *Whistling*
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAYAAAAA
Jackie, sonic screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Anti: UH OH SISTERS! *corrupts the egos again*
Markos: Y’all ugly. *disappears in puff of black smoke*
Jackie: Name ONE time I have cried at something cute.
Henrik: *Holds up Chase*
Jackie, on the verge of tears: Holy fuck
Mantis: Hey Cas, how do you know when Joey is Joen’t?
Caspian: D-
Caspian: Did you just refer to him switching personalities as Joen’t-