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Todd: If you don’t shave your pits, you’re fucking disgusting. How else are you gonna make the best armpit farts??

#bunker 88720 #Todd #mod Isa

Mantis: Yeah I like BBW! Beautiful Badass Witches.

Rena: [puts face in hands]

#bunker 88720 #Mantis #Rena #mod Isa

Marvin: Prepare to meet your maker.

Jackie: How you gonna fit 23 million people in here??

#jacksepticeye #bunker 88720 #jackieboy man #marvin the magnificent #mod Isa

Milo, annoyed with Quinn: Where’s the off button on this thing??

Marvin: Right here- *kisses Quinn’s neck*

Quinn: *Ragdolls* HHHHHH-

#bunker 88720 #marvin the magnificent #Milo #Quinn #mod Isa

Mantis: Every time I slurp my slushie it makes a fart noise.

Todd: AND EVERY TIME WE KISS, I SWEAR I CAN FLY!

#bunker 88720 #Mantis #Todd #what do you mean this isnt canon #NOT YET IT AINT #mod Isa

I'm gonna go kidnap a baby and then wake everyone up.

Bunker!Jackieboy Man, about to go get his nephew for breakfast and then wake up the household.

#bunker 88720 #jackieboy man #actual rp moments #mod Isa

Never Have I Ever

Ethan: Never have I everrrrr... fucked a demon?

Todd: I wish.

Josh: Oh mood.

Kai: Surprisingly haven’t.

Rena: It’s debatable that I have.

Mantis: Heheh-

Isa: *Takes drink*

Kai:

Ethan:

Josh:

Todd:

Rena:

Mantis:

Isa: What? Anti-

#bunker 88720 #Isa #Kai #Mantis #Rena #Josh #Ethan #Todd #mod Isa #what do you mean this isnt canon

Jackie: Fucking Antisepticeye, man

Jackie: Fucking... Fuck him.

Jackie: Gonna fart in his coffee when he’s not looking, watch him take a sip.

Jackie: Fucking asshole.

Chase:

Chase: Do you need a hug?

#bunker 88720 #jacksepticeye #jackieboy man #chase brody #antisepticeye #mod Isa

Todd: Stick a gun up your butt and commit Toot Shoot.

#bunker 88720 #Todd #mod Isa

Oh shit waddup, people actually think our characters are funny-

#bunker 88720 #mod Isa

IT'S 2019 STOP CANNIBAL-SHAMING ME!

Todd, canonically speaking in the bunker roleplay

#bunker 88720 #mod Isa #Todd

Tarinn, with a large box in her hands: What would you say if I came home one day with four puppies

Jackie:

Jackie: What’s in the box

Tarinn:

Jackie: Tarinn whats in the box

Tarinn: oh i think you know

#bunker 88720 #mod mason #jackieboy man #Tarinn

Marvin: *Whistling*

Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jackie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAYAAAAA

Jackie, sonic screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

#bunker 88720 #jacksepticeye #jackieboy man #marvin the magnificent #chase brody #mod Isa

Anti: UH OH SISTERS! *corrupts the egos again*

#bunker 88720 #antisepticeye #mod Isa

Markos: Y’all ugly. *disappears in puff of black smoke*

#bunker 88720 #Markos #mod Isa

Jackie: Name ONE time I have cried at something cute.

Henrik: *Holds up Chase*

Jackie, on the verge of tears: Holy fuck

#bunker 88720 #jackieboy man #henrik von schneeplestein #chase brody #mod Isa

Mantis: Hey Cas, how do you know when Joey is Joen’t?

Caspian: D-

Caspian: Did you just refer to him switching personalities as Joen’t-

#bunker 88720 #Mantis #Caspian #mod Isa

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