they definitely said this

formerly correctcapsquotes, i deleted while on hiatus from tumblr but i decided to start up again. just another incorrect quotes blog. mostly caps/former caps but not always

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[at a museum]

Pierre-Luc Dubois: Michelangelo painted this.

Ryan Leonard: But Dubie, the ninja turtles aren't real.

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Ryan Leonard: So, what's for dinner?

Pierre-Luc Dubois: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise.

Leno: ...Is it soup?

PLD: I soup-pose it could be! [winks]

Leno: Please, enough with the soup puns.

PLD: Wow, you're soup-er mean.

Leno: Stop!

[one hour later]

Leno: It's tacos??!?!

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Alex Ovechkin: Alright guys, it's time to throw logic out the window.

Tom Wilson: Alright.

Dylan Strome: WAIT WAIT PUT ME DOWN!

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Ryan Leonard: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?

Andrew Mangiapane: Yeah, an empty stomach.

Pierre-Luc Dubois: My sparkling personality.

Brandon Duhaime: A flagrant disregard for common decency.

Logan Thompson:....chips. 

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John Carlson: Does anyone know how to resolve this conflict?

[everyone raises their hands]

Carly: Without resorting to violence.

Tom Wilson, Dylan MacIlrath, Brandon Duhaime, Martin Fehervary, Alex Ovechkin, Andrew Mangiapane, and Ryan Leonard: [lower their hands]

Carly: or childish name-calling.

Pierre-Luc Dubois, Nic Dowd, & Trevor van Riemsdyk: [lower their hands]

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Charlie Lindgren: [holds out a gun to LT]

Logan Thompson: I- I don't believe in guns.

Chuckie: Well trust me, they're very real. Now take it. 

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Brandon Duhaime: Look Tom, it says 'gullible' on the ceiling!

Tom Wilson: Nice try, Dewey. I'm not falling for that one a fifth time.

Dewey: I'm not kidding, Tom!

Tom: And I'm not looking.

Andrew Mangiapane, walking into the room, looking up: Dewey, why does it say 'gullible' on the ceiling?

Tom, looking up: Really? Wher- oh you bastards!

[Dewey and Mange high-five]

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Alex Ovechkin: You know what they say, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs." 

John Carlson: Eggs. 

Ovi: What? 

Carly: The expression is "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few EGGS."

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Dylan Strome: in 2025, we stop chasing people who don’t make an effort to be in our lives.

Pierre-Luc Dubois: in 2025, we put ourselves first. 

Martin Fehervary: in 2025, we do not try to domesticate a raccoon, but if one wanders into our house because he thinks the couch is nice and he likes the atmosphere, then he can stay.

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Nic Dowd: Don’t stay up all night, Dewey. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat Beauvi. 

Brandon Duhaime: I didn't try to eat Beauvi. 

Nic: Yes you did. You called him as sweet as a cupcake, said he must taste like one too, and then bit into his shoulder. He had the bite mark for three weeks.

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Tom Wilson: I'm a pacifist. You mess with me, I'mma pass-a-fist across your face.

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Tom Wilson: Were you gonna kiss me? 

Brandon Duhaime: No, did you want me to?

Tom: No, you just looked at me in a very weird way.

Dewey: Wait, did you feel something? Did you feel something? It sounds like you felt something.

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Dylan McIlrath: I don’t like science. Too many laws. And who’s the judge? God?

Dylan Strome: When you think about it, science is just history plus math.

Nic Dowd: That’s not at all correct.

Tom Wilson: Y’all see that movie Pacific Rim where Idris Elba plays the kaiju? Now that’s science. You know what’s iffy though? Pigeons.

Nic: Wait-

Jakob Chychrun: While we’re here, I’m not sure I believe the moon landing happened.

Brandon Duhaime: I don’t believe in the moon.

Trevor van Riemsdyk: I believe that gluten intolerance is just internalized white guilt.

Andrew Mangiapane: Gluten isn’t real!

Alex Ovechkin: Stevie Wonder isn’t blind.

Charlie Lindgren: You know, Bill Gates-

Nic: Enough!

Darcy Kuemper, from the opposing locker room, laughing: I bet you believe the dinosaurs really went extinct…

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John Carlson: They go low, we go high.

Tom Wilson: Yeah! [punching air] Eyes! Nose! Throat!

Carly: No.

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Rasmus Sandin: Why is there a snake in my locker?!

Martin Fehervary: She needed a warm spot to lay her eggs.

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Tom Wilson: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Dylan Strome: You mean fight or flight.

Tom: No. I’m not a flipping bird, Stromer.

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Brandon Duhaime: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of the oreo is the best.

Nic Dowd: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. There has to be a balance.

Anthony Beauvillier:…It’s a cookie.