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this is taking me OUT
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re: Ryan Leonard hotel situation
It happens the first time (via first ask) while his roommate is out. He can't get the vibe out in time and pisses himself. Even after, he can't get it out and cums. He's crying and sobbing from overstimulation, wriggling as he tries to remove the vibrator. He ends up falling of the bed.
Strome and Wilson, in the room beside him, hear this. They go and check on him, opening the door with the extra key they swiped from him. They find him in the floor, naked, bed covered in piss.
Of course, they laugh at him (via second ask). It's hilarious (and hot) watching as he gets even redder all over. The two of them help him up, and Leno reaches for his underwear, but his hand is smacked away.
They wanna see it happen this time. Want to record it for later. And Leno is embarrassed, but he wants it so, so bad. Wilson fingers him, nailing his prostate, as Strone records, moving the camera from his face to his dick, waiting patiently for him to piss again.
drooling... he's so embarrassed that he can't even fully explain what happened other than that he pissed himself while jerking off. may i add tom not even taking the vibrator out for him, but using it to perfectly press right against his prostate while rocking it in and out at just the right pace for leno to just barely be able to warn that he feels like he's going to pee? and strome then teasing him and calling him a girl and saying how hot it is when he squirts for them? forcefem leno anyone...?
mcstrome deep cuts rec list
fics that may have fallen under your radar if you sort by hits/kudos and that we think should be more popular
take some time - yourblues (T, 8k)
Bless up yourblues’ second mcstrome everyone bow down. McStrome reunion fic taking place in 2025 that has a feeling of returning to the past. If nostalgia is the pain of returning home, this fic has it, but like a home it also takes place in a bubble where while they’re existing together, everything will be okay.
Anni mirabili - leavethebes (E, 8k)
Dylan is a catcher, Connor is a pitcher who loves Sandi Koufax. It’s atmospheric and desolate in the way that minor league baseball is. A sense of desperation where they only have each other, reframes their break-up in a minor league baseball context that makes you feel how Connor’s obsessions will always be the most important thing to him. Sense of barely held together tension and the feeling of old school McStrome where Dylan is bouncing around the OHL/minors. Devastating. The author has also written Oasis fic and for those who know ball, that’s elite.
there you were, there you are - hummingbirdcakes / @hummingbirdcake (M, 5k)
I’ve read this four times because the filters I use keep bringing this to me. About a baby showing up on Dylan’s doorstep, which he realizes is his and an estranged Connor McDavid’s child, catalyzing their reunion. A sort of McStrome take on Sidgeno where the plot really moves the relationship along. Also they name their kid something really cute and it’s worth the read just for that.
the years of loves past - notthequiettype / @notthequiettype (NR, 2k)
Short oneshot where Connor gets an invite to Dylan’s wedding. It’s like war flashbacks of a vet that has moved on with his life but obviously never will, except it’s your teenage situationship and your idyllic life as a civilian is dating Leon Draisaitl and the trigger is an invite. The conflict all over this fic is delicious.
Landlessness - hannah_baker (T, 65k)
Dylan is a temp office worker with mega depression and Connor lives in his mom’s basement and just got fired. Has really strong theming about success and mental health and claustrophobia (both metaphorical and literal) that is treated with a sense of gentleness and lack of external judgement. Adrift and navigating your twenties but like in a cozy way <3. (recced here before but we think it should be even more popular).
Thoughts while watching Connor mcmichael’s wedding video:
Awww so sweet!
Look at the cute lil babies!!
What a beautiful venue!
What a terrible haircut! Who is that? (It’s Marty)
Wow what a fun looking reception!
Dylan Strome is SUCH a loser (i love him never change king)
Everybody say thank you Tayler Strome!!!
Tayler Strome is an ally to nosy bitches everywhere and I love her for that
stromer and carly at mikeys wedding…… oh thats gore. thats gore of my family