#incorrect op

[simple-dorito]

Chopper: *exists*

You: I am a parent now.

Zoro: to who?

You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.

[antiquarianfics]

Y/N: Ace, Luffy, Sabo, I think I can get you guys a job. I’ll ask Makino!

Ace: Don’t bother.

Sabo: Yeah, we already have a job.

Y/N: Really? What is it?

Luffy: Dadan pays us to stay out of the house!

[firefistacesfreckles]

it's them i fear

[dreamyswordpath]

Keith texting Acxa: I just walked into this party, and someone yelled dibs. Lance texting Hunk: I’M REALLY DRUNK, AND I FUCKED UP. A HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY, AND I YELLED DIBS

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 469

Oscar: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?

Max: I promise

Oscar: So there's this guy La-

Max: *Firmly* You can do better

[weiyjling]

Shanks: I’m trying to win my boyfriend back.

Shanks: *singing* I said i’d lose that girl-

Buggy: What boyfriend?

Shanks: Mihawk

Buggy: Mihawk is not your boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend…

Shanks: Say that again.

Buggy: *shaking his head* mhmh

Shanks: That’s okay I have it right hear *pulls out a den den recorder*

Den Den Mushi: *Buggy’s voice* I’m your boyfriend.

Buggy: Oh boy…

[eternalslover]

Incorrect quotes - thunderbolts

Y/n: bucky i have a crush on you

Bucky: oh damn

Bucky: why is Bob here?

Y/n: I needed him for emotional support

Bob: hi

[x0x0strawberry]

Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.